HowcanIgetintoheaven我怎么才能上天堂

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"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the poor, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "No!" the children all answered. "If I cleaned the church everyday, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again, the answer was, "No!" "Well, " I continued, "then how can I get into heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!" “如果我把房子和车卖了,在车库举行义卖, 并把所有的钱给穷人,我能进天堂吗?”我问主日学校的孩子。 孩子们齐声回答:“不能!” “那如果我每天都打扫教堂,给院子的草坪割草,并且把东西都收拾得干净整洁,我会上天堂吗?” 回答还是:“不能!”“好吧, ”我继续问, “那我要怎样才能升天堂呢?” 一个五岁的男孩儿叫道:“你得死了才行!”


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