黑台灯

我们楼的保安要调走了，听说调到邻县的一个大寺庙里去做什么工作。
他有些东西没带走。
他说，我们如果想要的话，就随便挑。

我们宿舍除了王四都去了。
我挑了一个造型奇异的台灯回来。

王四懒洋洋地靠在被子上对我说：“哦，还挺有收获的嘛！以后半夜看色情小说更有条件了吧！嗬，这台灯长得……够阴险的，配得上你。
”接着又摇头说：“爱占小便宜，将来怎么成大事呀？”

这家伙就这样，成天懒得动，只做两件事：摇头、嘲讽。
我也没搭理他，就爬上自己的铺位，把台灯装到床头的书架上。

台灯通体漆黑，灯罩是莲花状，灯泡像一把削尖的铅笔，又像一柄利剑。
我之所以挑它而没有挑更值钱的藤椅、小书桌，完全是因为它的外形吸引了我，挑的时候我甚至都忘了试用一下就直接拿回来了。

插上电源，按下开关，灯光竟然是黑的，灯光所及之处一片晦暗，只剩下一具发亮的手掌骨架。

我忙关了灯，才又看到了自己的手。
我心想：难道可以当X光机用？等熄灯后试试。

“哈哈，好一张藤椅，小胖啊，好好练练怎么坐椅子，将来当贪官用得着的。
你这身体条件太合适了。
可惜了这椅子啊。
”王四一边摇头一边说。

小胖重重地放下藤椅，回敬了一句：“你不说风凉话会死啊？”

熄灯之后，我偷偷拧开台灯，众舍友骨架毕现，王四的最奇怪。
他的脊柱既没有任何弯曲也没有骨节，直挺挺得好似一根棍子。
他的头骨不是一个骷髅，而是三片扇页。

Introduce:The security personnel of our dormitory building should be moved, hear what to work is done in a when move adjacent county big cloister.
His some things were not taken away.
He says, if we want if, carry casually.
Our dormitory went besides Wang Sidou.
I carried the desk lamp with a bizarre modelling to come back.
Wang Si drowsily relies on on the quilt to say to me: "Oh, still hold out those who have results! Read pornographic novel in the middle of the night later more conditional! Ah, this desk lamp grows …… is quite serpentinely, deserve to go up you.
" shake his head again then say: "Love takes small advantage, how will become a major issue? " this fellow such, all day long is disinclined to move, do two things only: Shake one's head, sneer at.
I also did not respond him, mount oneself berth, install desk lamp to the bookshelf of the head of a bed.
Desk lamp opens system inky, chimney is lotus shape, bulb resembles a nibbing pencil, resemble sword of one power profit again.
I carry it and did not carry costlier cany chair, small desk, because its appearance attracted me,be completely, when carrying, I forgot direct recapture came to try out even.
Insert electrify source, press switch, lamplight is black actually, the point that lamplight place reachs a dark and gloomy, leave a splendent palmar skeleton only.
I am busy involved the lamp, just saw oneself hand again.
My heart thinks: Can you use when X smooth machine? After waiting for light-off, try.
"Ha, good chair of a piece of cane, small fat, drill how practice sits well chair, become a corrupt official in the future of find sth useful.
Condition of your this body is too appropriate.
Regrettablly this chair.
" shake his head by the side of Wang Siyi say at the same time.
Small fat put down cany chair heavily, retaliated: "Don't you say sarcastic remarks is met dead? " after light-off, I twist lamp of begin a theatrical performance secretly, the numerous framework that abandon friend finishs now, of Wang Si the strangest.
His rachis does not have any curving that also do not have condyle already, stiff gets seem a stick.
His skull is not a skeleton, however 3 fan page.
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