搞笑名人谈鬼

世界上本没有鬼，只是死的人多了，也便有了鬼。
------鲁迅

如果上天再给我一次机会，我会对那个说四个字：“我要做鬼！”如果非要在这四个字前加上一个期限，我希望是一万年。
------周星弛

四月里一个漆黑的夜晚，在一条巷子里，我与一只100％的鬼擦肩而过。
------村上春树

脸色如鬼，我喜欢。
------陶大宇

以镜为鉴，可以正衣冠；以鬼为鉴，可以知兴衰。
------李世民

让我们做得更鬼！ -------菲力普

哦哦哦！宁静的鬼园里有一只笨小鬼出生在九零年代。
------刘德华

如果你怕鬼，你就根本不该出现在鬼园里。
------米卢

全世界的鬼联合起来！ ------马克思

很久以前，我有个名字叫做鬼。
自从我离开鬼园后，我就没有遇见过另一只鬼，一只鬼在孤独的时候，跟一只孤独的凤梨没什么不同。

每天你都会和许多陌生鬼擦肩而过，也许有一天，你们会成为知己或是朋友~~~ 什么都会过期，鬼也会过期的~~~（血红玛丽版）

------王家卫

我是老鬼我怕谁？ ------王朔

鬼话重复了一千遍，就会变成人话。
------希特勒

没有人见过鬼，因为见过鬼的人，都死了！ ------古龙

夜幕终于降临了，在鬼园阴森森的世界中，你总能看到一两只小鬼在其间灵活地出没。
------赵忠祥

鬼！

小鬼！！

一只小鬼！！！

一只可怕的小鬼！！！！

-------温瑞安

鬼园春色关不住，一只艳鬼跳墙来。
-------叶绍翁

有鬼自远方来，不亦乐乎！ -------孔子

问世间鬼为何物？只叫人生死相隔，看人间多少鬼魂，最销魂李异老鬼------琼瑶

Introduce:There is ghost originally on the world, the person that just dies is much, also had sinister plot.
------If Lu Xun goes up to the sky to give me the chance again, I can say 4 words to that female ghost: "I want play an underhand game! " if must be before these 4 words,impose a time limit, I hope was 10000.
------Zhou Xingchi an inky night in April, in an alley child in, I and the ghost of a 100 ％ brush a shoulder and pass.
------Complexion of the Chun Shu on the village is like ghost, I like.
------Tao Dayu is ancient bronze mirror with lens, can clothes and hat; It is ancient bronze mirror with ghost, can know to promote decline.
------Li Shimin lets us be done more ghost! -------Feilipu oh oh! There is one in halcyon ghost garden only stupid impish be born in 90 time.
------Liu Dehua if you are afraid of ghost, you should appear in ghost garden far from.
------The ghost of rice Lu whole world rises jointly! ------Marx a long time ago, I have a name to be called ghost.
Since me after leaving ghost garden, I had not encountered another ghost, a ghost is in alone when, with alone pineapple it doesn't matter differs.
You are met and a lot of new spirit brush a shoulder and pass everyday, perhaps one day, you can become a bosom friend or be friend ~~~ whats can expire, the ~~~ that ghost also can expire (beautiful edition of blood red Ma)------Is Home Wang defends me old ghost who am I afraid of? ------Lie of king new moon repeated 1000 times, can turn a person into the word.
------Xitele has seen ghost without the person, because had seen the person of ghost, died! ------Ancient dragon curtain of night arrived eventually, in the world with ghost spooky garden, you always can see 9 impish amid appear and disappear neatly.
------Zhao Zhongxiang ghost! Be impish! ! Impish! ! ! Of a dreariness impish! ! ! ! -------Spring scenery of garden of Wen Ruian ghost does not close, a colourful ghost jumps the wall comes.
-------Old man of foliaceous carry on there is sth fishy comes from distance, extremely! -------Does Confucius ask worldly ghost why content? Call person life and death be apart only, view the world how many soul, most old ghost of different of plum of be overwhelmed with sorrow or joy------Fine jade precious jade12067