夫妇俩的教训

有天早上,师父家来了一对夫妇。
这两口子都腰酸腿疼了很久,经多方打听才找到了师父家。
师父在堂上就和他们对起了口供。

“离你们村东北角两三里地的地方是不是有一处坟地？”师父问他们。

“是”那两口子都点头承认。

“坟地里边有一棵杨树,在没有被你锄倒的时候,冲西北方向有一个树洞,树洞里边有一条蛇！是吗？”

那男的很不解地说：“那棵树不大啊！”

“不管树是大是小,就是有这个景象！”师父非常肯定的说。

他顿时回忆起来：“是有这回事情！是有一棵树,树被铲倒后树洞里的蛇钻了出来。
”

“让你浑身不舒服的是树上住着的另一条蛇,不是树洞里的那条,是条蛇精！蛇精根本没有招惹你,你偏偏要把人家的家给毁了,该有此报！”师父严肃的告诉他。

“那我呢？我可没有去锄树啊！怎么闹腾我了呢？”那女的就不乐意了。

“我还没有说到你呢！有一天中午，你上你们村西地去了，你去做什么了？”

“没有啊！”那女的连连否认。

“再提醒提醒你，是下午1点到3点的时候，还要我往下说吗？”

她故作镇定的不做声，装做与她无关的样子。

“中午人少，你去偷梨了！那是人家的梨树！你偷梨的时候还把那梨树的树枝给钩断了！我说的对不对？”

这时她不好意思了，一直憋红了脸摇头否认。

师父生气了：“你要是不说，你就找别人吧！”

“是！是！是！那时间也对，偷梨也对，也钩断了树枝！”最后她着急地承认了。

“那梨树上住着个狐仙，修炼千年的黑狐！你钩折了的树枝，又偷了梨，所以回家后就受到了教训，腰疼，腿疼，浑身不适！瞧了很多大夫，吃药后病减轻了不吃药又疼了，到后来是吃了药也没有用了，对吧！？”

“是这样的呀，师父！可有方法救救我啊？！”

“你们夫妻俩的事情可大可小！我想想解决的办法！首先在我这给神圣们摆个供吧！准备20个馒头！准备好后再来！”

第二天，他们拿着馒头再次来到师父家，师父帮他们摆供的时候一查，奇怪了，只有19个馒头！那男的非常肯定的说，我一共就蒸了20个馒头！我在家还查了几次呢，真的是20个啊！怎么现在只有19个呢？！

师父笑了笑说：“平常你就是缺斤少量的人，这回，狐仙就是特地拿走了一个！教训你一下！让你明白！”

“那我们该怎么办呢？”他都快急死了。

“你们得回去重新准备！”

说完后，师父就让他们回家准备去了。

这对夫妻平常就喜欢小偷小摸，可谓是一天不偷就睡不着觉的那种病态！还爱占小便宜！村里人都怕和他们打交道，说起这对夫妇，每个人都惟恐躲都躲不赢！

后来，他们一直都没有去找师父重新摆供，这病就一直没有消了。

Introduce:One day in the morning, master home came a pair of couples.
This husband and wife lumbar acerbity leg ached very long, found master home via asking about ability with all possible means.
The master is opposite with them on hall had a statement made by the accused under examination.
"Does from you the place of 3 lis of two ground have village northeast horn to be in cemetery? " the master asks them.
"Be " that husband and wife nods admit.
"Cemetery inside have a poplar, when was not poured v hoe by you, strong northwest direction has hole of a tree, tree hole inside have a serpent! Be? " that male indissoluble the ground says: "That tree is not large! " " no matter the tree is big,be small, have this picture namely! " the master is very affirmative say.
He answers recall to come immediately: "It is to this winds an affair! It is to have a tree, the snake in hole of the tree after the tree is fallen by the shovel was gotten out.
" " let you all over uncomfortable is another snake that living on the tree, not be a tree in the hole that, it is an anguine essence! Anguine essence does not have incur at all you, you should give the family's home unluckily destroyed, should have this cable! " the master tells him gravely.
"That I? I can be not cultivated v hoe! How to roister I? " that female not willing.
"I still do not have respecting you! One day midday, on you the ground went to your village on the west, what do you go doing? " " do not have! " that is denied femaly again and again.
"Remind again remind you, it is afternoon arrived at 1 o'clock at 3 o'clock when, even do I say downward? " she pretends to be calm keep silent, the appearance that pretends to have nothing to do with her.
"The person is little midday, you go stealing pear! That is the family's pear tree! The branch that that pear tree returns when you steal pear was broken to the hook! Is what I say right incorrect? " at this moment she felt embarrassed, all the time hold back became red the face shakes his head deny.
The master got angry: "If you do not say, you look for others! " " be! Yes! Yes! That time is right also, steal pear to also be opposite, also hooked branch! " she admitted anxiously finally.
"There is a Hu Xian on that pear tree, repair the black fox of refine chiliad! You hook the branch that folded, stole pear again, after coming home so, got teach a lesson, the waist aches, the leg aches, all over unwell! Look a lot of doctors, the disease after taking medicine was reduced do not take medicine to ache again, to later was to eat medicine to also was not used, right! ? " " be such ah, master! Can the method is saved save me? ! " " your husband and wife the thing of two but can small! I think settlement way! Above all in me this gives divine people place offer! Prepare 20 steamed breads! After getting ready, come again! " the following day, they are taking a steamed bread to come to master home again, the master helps them place when offerring, check, strange, have 19 steamed breads only! Of that male special affirmation say, my altogether with respect to evaporate 20 steamed breads! I still was checked a few times in the home, it is really8520