一个鬼的忠告

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由于生长于阴阳风水先生的家中，所以长辈总是对我们有一些忠告，在此列出来供大家参考：

1.
我的重祖父的口头禅：三年不说梦，神鬼不敢动。

2.
如果晚上做了恶梦告诉你如何解：醒来以后马上往枕头上连吹三口气，再把枕头连摸三把，然后将枕头翻过来，马上睡着。
第二天早点起来 （太阳刚升起） ，面对西墙（太阳刚好照到） ：口中念咒：夜梦不祥，画在西墙，太阳出来，保我吉祥，同时在墙上画圈，连说七遍，恶梦自解。
切记不要告诉别人你做梦的内容。

3.
大家可能经常会碰到出行时不小心有鸟把屎拉到身上，这时要将衣服轻轻脱下找个十字路口，将衣服踩一下，最好以后别穿。

4.
城市可能好一点，因为阳气盛，但出外旅行或在，切记中午露宿，很容易被鬼附体。
正午时分最好待在或宾馆里。

5.
如果你无意中看到或碰到一对男女正在作爱，要马上撕破自己的裤裆，这是一种致命的凶煞，如果不解，百日之内必亡。
所以大家有时在经过可能有人偷情约会的地点前不妨咳嗽一下，让对方避让一下。

6.
不管是在晚上还是在梦中，如果听到有人喊你的名字，都不要答应别人。
而是先观察清楚再说。
切记不要发声。

7.
大家出门远行，有时在荒郊野外宿营，注意古庙是最好的地方，我们看古戏，那些穷困潦倒的书生大多投宿在古庙，其次在墓地也可以，但注意不要撒尿。
而废弃的古住宅坚决不能住。

8.
当你经过一个非常阴森的地方时，赶快用右手把头发使劲向上梳三次，你身体的三昧真火可逼退一切邪。
切记不要尖叫，要保存自己的浩然之气。
或者将火柴或打火机点燃，电灯没用，抽烟也可。

9.
不要从女人的跨下钻过，包括晾晒的衣服。
也不要洗女人的下身衣服。
特别是经期的。

10.
不要拿走寺庙里的任何东西。
文革期间破坏庙宇以及毁坏神像的人全部没有善终。

11.
如果你遇到大难或紧急的事时，马上跪下来向空祷告：救苦救难的观世音菩萨救救我，但邪恶的人无效。

12.
鬼最怕动物排行榜:1.
狗2公鸡3牛4羊5猪.
以上动物鬼见之必让路，而马、驴、骡子见鬼就止步不前。
其中狗是最辟邪的动物，如果你怕鬼，就养只狗吧。
即使在最阴森恐怖的地方，有只狗在你身边，保你高枕无忧。
所以要善待狗。
不要杀猫狗，否则自折阳寿。

Introduce:Thank the person that the contribute ~~ that lily of netizen cool breeze waves recommends: Because grow at yin and yang,cool breeze lily waves in the home of geomantic gentleman, so elder always has a few advice to us, here the row comes out to consult for everybody: 1.
The pet phrase of my heavy grandfather: Do not say a dream 3 years, divine spirit dare be not moved.
2.
If did nightmare to tell you how to solve in the evening: 3 notes are played repeatedly toward the pillow immediately after awaking, feel the pillow 3 repeatedly again, turn over the pillow next, be asleep immediately.
Rise earlier the following day (the sun just rose) , face on the west wall (the sun just illuminates) : The execration in the mouth: Nocturnal dream is bodeful, the picture is in on the west wall, the sun comes out, protect me lucky, draw a circle on the wall at the same time, say 7 times repeatedly, nightmare is solved oneself.
Be sure to keep in mind the content that does not tell others you daydream.
3.
When everybody may come up against a travel via regular meeting, do not take care to the bird pulls excrement to the body, should take off the dress next looking for gently at this moment a crossroad, step on the dress, had better not wear later.
4.
The city may be a bit better, because of Yang Qicheng, but outside going out, travel or be in a country, be sure to keep in mind midday bivouac, very easy by ghost appendages.
Noonday time had better be waited for be in the home or in guesthouse.
5.
If you are undesigned,come up against a pair of men and womens to making love, should tear immediately oneself crotch, this is a kind deadly fierce evil spirit, if indissoluble, 100 die surely in day.
So everybody is in sometimes before through the likelihood the ground that carry on a clandestine love affair dates chooses someone, might as well cough, let the other side avoid let.
6.
No matter be,still be in the late evening in the dream, if hear somebody to call your name, do not promise others.
It is clear to observe first however besides.
Be sure to keep in mind not to phonate.
7.
Everybody goes out go on a long journey, be in sometimes desolate place outside of town is field cantonment, noticing Gu Miao is best place, we watch ancient show, those out at the elbows students put up at mostly Gu Miao, be in next graveyard is OK also, but the attention does not want piddle.
And deserted ancient house cannot live stoutly.
8.
When you pass place of a very ghastly bloodcurdling, exert all his strength to comb 3 times up with right handgrip hair at once, the knack true fire of your body can force retreat all evil.
Be sure to keep in mind not to scream, the grand that should save oneself like that gas.
Perhaps ignite match or lighter, electric lamp is trashy, smoke also but.
9.
Not from the woman cross run the drilling tool into the well to pass, include the clothes that air dries.
Also do not wash private parts dress of the woman.
Especially of period.
10.
Do not take away the any in cloister.
Temple and the person that destroy God are destroyed to do not have die a natural death entirely during Culture Revolution.
11.
If you encounter catastrophe or critical issue when, the genuflect on the horse comes down to empty prayer: The Bodhisattva of the sound that observe a life of help the needy and relieve the distressed is saved save me, but wrong person is invalid.
12.
Ghost most be afraid of animal pop chart: 1.
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