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刘明死后灵魂来到地府,被牛头关进了一间黑屋子里。
屋里虽然不亮,却也能看清大概。
刘明看见一同被关在这间屋里的,除了他以外还有另外两个人。
其中一个身形胖大,少说也有二百斤;另一个很瘦,和他差不多。
只听牛头说道:“废话我就不多说了,把你们三个关在一起肯定是有原因的……一会儿会有鬼差给你们三个送饭,你们必须把饭吃干净。
十天后,我给你们三个称体重,最重的两个家伙将被打入十八层地狱……”说到这里,牛头扫视了一遍屋子,恶狠狠地道:“看见了吧,这屋里除了你们三个别无他物,除了把饭吃进肚子里……嘿嘿,别的就想都别想了!”
三个鬼魂一听,顿时傻了眼。
刘明一想到十八层地狱,不禁激灵灵打了个寒战。
他想了想,两个最重的家伙要下地狱,那个胖子肯定是其中一个,也就是说,瘦子是自己唯一的对手,只要赢了他,就万事大吉了!
三鬼同处一室,很快就熟了起来。
交谈中,刘明得知胖子名叫李大福,瘦子叫张贵。
说着说着,忽听李大福叹气道:“我跟您二位没法比,瞧我这吨位,嘿嘿,我是指定要下地狱了,唉!”
刘明正准备假惺惺地安慰他几句,屋门开了,一名鬼差推门而入,将饭菜放到三鬼面前。
每人都是一荤一素两个菜,外加一大碗米饭。
刘明和张贵对望一眼,谁都没有动筷子,倒是李大福不管三七二十一,将肉塞进嘴里,大快朵颐起来。
刘明叹了口气,也拿起筷子吃了起来,不过他只夹素菜,肉菜一口都没动。
李大福此刻已将自己的那份肉菜扫得干干净净,他一脸馋相地看着刘明,显然是想吃他的肉菜。
刘明见状,忙把肉菜推到李大福面前。
李大福胡乱客套了几句,便狼吞虎咽地吃了起来。
一旁的张贵见了,忙把自己的肉菜也给了李大福。
其实二鬼哪有那么好心,他们是怕肉吃得越多,体重就增加得越快,所以才将肉都给了李大福。
过了一会儿,李大福一脸满足地抹了抹嘴,说道:“好饱,这顿饭吃得真痛快啊!”他无意间扫了一眼碗里剩下的素菜,又犯难道:“愁死我了,我最不爱吃素的,可这东西还得吃,咋办啊!”
刘明和张贵同时说道:“我来帮你吃!”这句话一喊出口,三鬼很快达成了一个协议:李大福帮二鬼吃肉,二鬼帮李大福吃素。
李大福的素菜只有一份,所以得把素菜一分为二,他分得很平均,可以说是不偏不倚。
这让刘明十分不爽,他决定想个办法,一定要让李大福下次分菜的时候少分自己一些。
过了几个小时,鬼差又将饭菜送来了,还和上次差不多,每人一荤一素、一碗米饭。
刘明没有像张贵那样直接将肉菜给李大福,而是把里面的骨头仔细弄干净,才递给李大福。
没有了骨头,李大福自然吃得十分痛快,他也不傻,知道刘明为啥要向他卖好。
果然,在给二人分菜的时候,他就少分了一些素菜给刘明。
这一切,张贵都看在眼里,可是他敢怒不敢言,要是惹得李大福不高兴,不吃自己的肉菜,那可就得不偿失了。
三鬼吃完饭,又说了一会儿话,便各自睡了。
睡着睡着,张贵感到身上有些痒,便伸手挠了挠。
没想到这一挠竟感到十分疼痛,他睁眼一看,发现自己的指甲不知何时竟长了很多,并且变得又硬又尖。
张贵感到有些奇怪,他看了看其他两人,发现李大福的指甲并没有什么变化,而刘明的指甲竟然变得和自己的差不多。
这是怎么回事?张贵凝神想了片刻,脑海中突然灵光一现,李大福和他们两个唯一的区别就是没有吃素菜,难道说,他们吃的素菜能让指甲起变化吗?想到这里,张贵忽然想起了一个流传很广的传说,嘴角顿时露出了一抹得意的笑容……
第二天,鬼差又按时将饭菜送了过来。
张贵竟然主动将李大福的素菜全拨到了自己碗里,说这菜特别好吃,就留给他解解馋吧。
刘明当然愿意,说如果不过瘾,还可以把他的那份也吃了。
张贵也不客气,索性将刘明的那份也吃了。
从那以后,基本上就形成了惯例:李大福包荤菜,张贵包素菜,刘明每顿只吃一碗米饭。
他感到自己好像瘦了很多,心里也多了几分底气。
一转眼,十天的期限到了,这十天中,除了张贵的指甲变得越来越长,其他便没什么太明显的变化了。
牛头的脚步声越来越近,一切似乎都已经尘埃落定。
就在这时,意想不到的事情发生了,张贵突然用他那长长的指甲在自己的脐下三寸处狠狠地刺了下去。
紧接着,刘明清楚地听到一种像是气球在撒气的声音,从张贵身上发了出来。
刘明吃惊地问:“你……你这是在干什么?”
张贵哈哈大笑:“实话告诉你吧,我活着的时候常听人讲,所谓的鬼其实就是人的精气所化,只要在脐下三寸处,用三寸长的硬物一戳,就能让精气外泄。
我无意中发现吃素菜可以让指甲变长,就决定赌一把。
既然我们现在是精气的化身,精气一泄,体重自然就轻了……嘿嘿,看来我赌赢了!”
刘明直到此刻才恍然大悟,却为时已晚。
牛头已经带着秤走了进来,三鬼挨个称了体重:刘明重250.
41克,张贵重250.
14克,而最胖的李大福竟然只有250克!
结果一出,刘、张二鬼立刻傻了眼,还没等他们从惊讶中回过神来,就已经被鬼差们押往第十八层地狱了。
牛头冷笑道:“这两个家伙,一个生前为了小三毒杀了自己患难与共的妻子;另一个开车撞了人,怕受害者讹诈自己,就开车将受害者碾死。
一个以为少吃东西就能变轻,另一个以为泄精气能够减重……却不知这一切都是邪念啊!多一分邪念,灵魂就沉重一分,邪念不除,何以减重?还想不下地狱,简直就是做梦!”
此时,李大福正在暗自得意:“这两个二百五,也不想想,我们现在是鬼,怎么可能还像人那样,看着谁胖谁就重?这一定是一种考验,只有装老实才能逃过这一劫。
”原来,这李大福生前是个大骗子,仗着一副老实相,着实骗了不少人,没想到死了也一样能骗鬼。
牛头对李大福说道:“你现在可以从这间屋子出去了,不过要小心!”
李大福刚从屋子里出来,还没走几步,忽然感到脚下一空,整个身子跌了下去。
他耳边依稀传来牛头的声音:“自以为聪明,其实也是个二百五!所幸你罪孽较轻,就将你打入第十七层地狱吧……”
Introduce:The soul after Liu Ming is dead comes to ground government office, by bovine head coop in a black house.
In house although do not shine, also can look clear however probably.
Liu Ming sees be closed in this house together, still have additionally two people besides him.
Among them form of a body is fat big, say less to also have 200 jins; Another very thin, with him about the same.
Listen to bovine head say only: "I did not say gibberish more, you 3 close together is to the …… of the reason is met a little while for certain there is sth fishy differs you 3 send a meal, you must eat the meal clean.
After 10 days, I weigh weight 3 times to you, two the heaviest fellow will be infiltrated 18 Tartarean …… " here, bovine head fling house, ferocious pure: "Saw, in this house besides you 3 do not have his content individually, besides eat the meal into the …… in abdomen hey, other do not think! " 3 soul listen, immediately foolish eye.
Liu Ming thinks of 18 hell, can't help stimulating clever spirit to hit a shiver.
He thinks, two the heaviest fellow should issue hell, that fatso is for certain among them, that is to say, a thin person is his only opponent, wanted to win him only, with respect to everything is just fine! 3 ghost manage one room together, very fast ripe rise.
In chatting, liu Ming is informed fatso to be called Li Dafu, a thin person calls Zhang Gui.
Saying, listen to Li Dafu to sigh suddenly: "I do not have law comparing 2 times with you, look my this tonnage, hey, I am to appoint should issue hell, alas! " Liu Ming is preparing hypocritically ground to comfort him a few, house door opened, difference of a ghost pushs the door and enter, put dishes to go with rice 3 spirit before.
It is one meat or fish each one element two dish, adscititious a bowl of big rice.
Liu Ming and Zhang Gui are right look, everybody did not move a chopstick, without giving thought to,be Li Dafu thirty-seven thousand one hundred and ninety-one, the meat a place of strategic importance eats the mouth in, big fast cheek rises.
Liu Ming mouth sighed, also took a chopstick to eat to rise, nevertheless he is placed only Lenten, fleshy dish was not moved readily.
Li Dafu already swept his that pork dish clean at the moment, ground of his one face greedy posture looks at Liu Ming, it is the fleshy course that wants to eat him apparently.
Liu Ming sees state, busy choose fleshy course to Li Dafu before.
Li Dafu is careless polite formula a few, ate voraciously to rise.
Aside Zhang Gui saw, busy also gave Li Dafu his fleshy food.
Which have 2 sinister plot actually so kindly, they are to be afraid that the flesh eats morer, weight increases more quickly, just gave Li Dafu the meat so.
Passed a little while, one face wipes Li Dafu contentedly the mouth, say: "Very full, this meal has really racily! " he swept a bowl accidentally7492