地狱的常识
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喝过孟婆汤,脑子就被格式化了,做人的时候记住的很多常识都空白了,大量新常识被复制进来。
奈何桥边,一个“灵魂工程师”告诉我,这些常识,每一个灵魂都要牢牢记住,决不能违背。
新常识很多,但有一个主体思想,那就是:地狱在伟大领袖阎罗王的领导下,已成了三界中最美好的世界,最适合灵魂栖居的家园。
地狱中实行的“灵魂集中制”,是最能够体现“以魂为本”思想的灵魂管理办法,它使每个灵魂都感到无比的幸福。
“那我就永远生活在美好的地狱了噢耶!”我傻傻地说。
“不行的,”灵魂工程师严肃地说,“由于我们地狱太美好了,太多的人想下来,所以,你们只能享受三百年幸福的地狱时光,然后就得投胎做人,把位子腾给新的灵魂。
”
“那天堂呢?”我问。
灵魂工程师脸色一变,声音压低,凶狠地说:“在地狱里千万别提这两个字!那可是邪灵恶魔居住的地方,那些犯了十恶不赦大罪的人,死后才被解上天堂!那上面有刀山火海,还有百亩油锅,那些恶灵们过的,都是水深火热牛马不如的生活!你想上天堂吗?”
“不想不想。
”我打了个冷噤。
“这些常识,你可千万记住,违背了常识,就要被送上天堂的!”“灵魂工程师”最后说。
就这样,我在地狱里过上了无忧无虑的幸福生活。
可慢慢地,我脑子里,又有一些有悖常识的东西在滋长:为什么地狱里一点空气都没有,让灵魂感到窒息?为什么地狱里暗无天日,让灵魂难以分清黑白?为什么地狱里这么阴冷,冷得每个灵魂都在瑟瑟发抖?
我感到恐惧。
这些常识,为什么没人向我解答?
我不敢去问“灵魂工程师”们,我想向遇到的每一个灵魂探讨,可他们一听,脸上立刻出现一种深渊般的恐惧感,什么话都不说,赶紧飘走。
终于,有一次,一个灵魂主动飘向我,关心地问:“听说你对地狱有疑问?”
我如遇知音,连忙点头:“对对,你能告诉我这些常识吗?”
“你跟我来。
”他二话不说,扯着我就向前飘。
没多久,我感到一阵灼热,接着,眼前出现一团红色,热浪扑面——不对,这不是传说中天堂才有的百亩大油锅吗?
我刚想逃跑,来不及了,我的“知音”将我交给两个守在油锅边的牛头马面,面无表情地说:“该灵魂违背了常识,把他扔下去,七七四十九天后再捞上来……”
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不知道多少个世纪过去,我出了油锅,又上刀山、下火海,这时我才知道了一个新常识,灵魂会痛的,而且痛到灵魂深处。
我想死,可灵魂不死,只能不间断地受着煎熬……
最后,那个“知音”来了,问我:“你还有疑问吗?”
“没有了。
”我摇摇头,看都不敢看他
“你觉得地狱怎么样?”
“地狱就是三界中最美好的世界。
”
“很好,你又有常识了。
你走吧,再违背常识,我会让你魂飞魄散的。
”
我千疮百孔,在地狱里四处飘荡,没有灵魂敢跟我接触。
慢慢地,我也发现了一些跟我一样享受过刀山火海待遇的灵魂,他们只敢在远处,用同情的目光看着我,我一走近才发现,他们的嘴巴竟然被缝上了!
我嘴上不说,可心中依然有疑问,而且还是更大的疑问:“为什么地狱里也有油锅也有刀山火海?为什么不允许灵魂有独立的思考?他们怕什么?为什么幸福的地狱里会有告密、诱供,以及未经审判的惩罚?这些能有常识的解答吗?”
一连串的为什么,搞得我比在油锅里还受煎熬。
可我也学乖了,也把嘴用针线缝上,防止漏一个字出来。
有一天我飘到一个地方,那里灯火通明,金碧辉煌,我听到里面觥筹交错和丝竹悠扬的声音。
我刚想飘近,一个牌子挡住了我,上面写着:“阎罗后宫,闲鬼勿近,违者打入畜生道!”
我识趣地想飘开,这时两个灵魂对话的声音飘来,让我大吃一惊:
“真是能吃能喝,什么时候才完哪,困死了!”
“估计快了。
他们要赶在寅时送三太子上去,那时天门打开,省事多了。
”
“送完老三,伟大领袖的所有儿女都在天堂了,他不感到寂寞吗?”
“你以为啊,他老人家常住天堂的,只是偶尔下来地狱训训话,给我们这些灵魂指引指引一下方向……”
为什么?为什么阎罗王要把他的儿女送到天堂受苦?这里面有什么有悖常识的东西没有?不行,一定要弄个清楚。
冒着再次下油锅的危险,我躲在阎罗宫后面的草丛中。
寅时到了,阎罗宫门大开,一队灵魂飘了出来,果然都是雍荣华贵之辈。
我听到一个熟悉的声音在说:“到了天堂,别只顾着玩,要好好学习啊!”我悄悄跟在后面,他们往上升,我也跟着往上升……
不知过了多久,我感到头上越来越亮,罩在地狱上方的天罗地网开了一个口子,我跟着他们从那口子升了上去……
一下子,我眼睛睁不开了,阳光灿烂,鸡犬相闻,原来是在人间!我正在考虑要不要留下来,可他们还在往上,我也跟着往上……
我们穿过云层,便听得一阵金鼓齐鸣的声音。
我睁开眼睛,南天门到了!一群天使出来,把阎三太子迎接了进去,趁着南天门关门的一刹那,我也从门缝钻了进去——
天,这是一个什么样的世界!阳光和煦,花香鸟语,空气沁人,悠扬的乐声在空中若隐若现,天使虽然也在飘,但他们飘得那么的轻盈,仪态万方,跟地狱里的灵魂完全不一样。
在他们脸上,没有恐惧,没有阴森,有的只是慈爱的微笑……
原来,我被常识骗了!
正在这时,一个天使朝我飘来,看了看我,微笑着说:“你是第一次来天堂吧?不管你是怎么来的,天堂欢迎你!不过,在天堂里生活,有些常识,你是不得不知道的,也是不能违背的,让我来告诉你吧……”
Introduce:Had drunk boiling water of mother-in-law of the first month, brain was changed by the format, a lot of common sense that when be an upright person, remember are blank, a large number of new common sense are duplicated to come in.
Nether bridge edge, " incorporeal engineer " tell me, these common sense, each soul wants firmly to remember, can violate anything but.
New common sense is very much, but have idea of a main body, that is: Hell falls in the leader of king of great leader Yama, already became the best world in 3 bounds, suit the home that incorporeal dwell occupies most.
Execute in hell " the soul is made centrally " , be can reflect most " it is with fetch this " the incorporeal government measure of the thought, it makes every soul feels clinking happiness.
"What then I live in happiness forever is Tartarean Oh Ye! " I am foolish foolish the ground says.
"Those who be no good, " incorporeal engineer says gravely, "Because we are Tartarean too good, too much person thinks, so, you can enjoy 300 years of happy Tartarean days only, next have to reincarnation is an upright person, vacate seat to new spirit.
" " Where is that heaven? " I ask.
Incorporeal engineer complexion changes, sound depress, say fiercely: "These two words must not be carried in hell! That can be the place that clever devil of unhealthy environmental influences that cause disease lives, those made the person of great pain of guilty of unpardonable evil, the ability after dying is gone up to the sky by solution hall! There is most dangerous places above that, still have 100 mus of oily pot, those Ahriman people those who pass, it is the life that oxen and hores-beeasts of burden is inferior to an abyss of suffering! Do you think heaven? " " do not think.
" I was hit cold keep silent.
"These common sense, you but ten million remembers, violated common sense, be about to be sent sainted! " " incorporeal engineer " say finally.
such, I went up too in hell carefree happy life.
But slowly, in my brain, have a few again be contrary to commonsensible thing is in develop: Why a bit air in hell is done not have, let the soul feel asphyxial? Why the complete darkness in hell, let the soul be distinguished hard black and white? Why in hell so gloomy and cold, so cold that every soul is in with a rustle quiver? I feel scared.
These common sense, why is nobody solved to me? I dare not ask " incorporeal engineer " people, I think to what encounter each soul is discussed, but they listen, the scared feeling like a kind of abyss appears immediately on the face, what word does not say, wave rapidly.
Eventually, once, a soul waves actively to me, ask caringly: "Hear you have doubt to hell? " if I meet bosom friend, nod at once: "Right, can you tell me these common sense? " " you come with me.
" his demur does not say, pulling me to wave ahead.
Before long, I feel glowing, then, posse red appears before, —— of heat wave blow on the face is incorrect, this is not10295