墓碑惊魂

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一个妙龄女子深夜回家,警觉有一个男人在背后总跟着她,妙龄女子身觉不妙,最后经过一个墓园子加快脚步,往坟墓堆里走去,(那男的也跟了过去)然后那个妙龄女子坐在墓碑上深深吐出一口气,说道:“终于到家了~!”那男的就吓跑了!

某天深夜,这位妙龄女子又独自回家,经过上次的机智脱险后,对自己十分赞赏,深信若再碰到相同的事情一定可以安然度过。
说巧不巧,还真的让她发现又有一人跟踪她,此位妙龄女子气定神闲地如法炮制,在墓碑处躺下,深深的吐出一口气说:“终于到家拉~!”那位仁兄,亦在旁边的墓碑躺下,开心的笑道:“哈~!原来你是我的邻居!”此位妙龄女子吓的当场拔腿就跑!!


又有一天深夜,这位妙龄女子又独自回家。
她发现又有一个人在深厚跟着她,此位妙龄女子只能如法炮制,在墓碑处躺下,深深的吸了口气道“终于到家了!”那位仁兄,也在旁边的墓碑处躺下说到:“哈!原来你是我的邻居?”那女子灵机一动,俯身在坟上挖了一个洞,问那男子,:“邻居,近来做客否?”男子狂奔而去!“

又一深夜,这位妙龄女子独自回家,说巧不巧,她发现又有人跟踪她

此位妙龄女子便又如法炮制,在墓碑处躺下,深深的吐出一口气说:”终于到家~!“那位仁兄,也在旁边的墓碑下躺下,开心的说道:“哈~!原来你是我的邻居”!那女子俯身在坟上挖了个洞说:“邻居?近来做客否?”那男子哈哈一笑,从背后拿出预备好的白酒:“明月朗朗,美女在前,无酒如何成席”?那女子面带窘色,心中暗骂:“这个色浪,胆子也太大拉~!没蒙住他,这可是好?”正在此时,从女子挖的洞中缓缓露出一狰狞女首,喋喋笑到:“好你一个色鬼!竟敢在这辱我妹妹?找抽啊?“

男子,女子,狂奔而去,一路,惊恐莫名,相搀相扶,方得逃离墓园,因此患难之谊,两人遂生爱意,次日墓园婚礼,两人从此相亲相爱,直至白头


Introduce:A marriageable woman the late night comes home, alertly rearward of a man always follows her, marriageable woman body becomes aware bad, quicken a pace through garden of a grave finally, go in past graveyard caboodle, (that male also followed the past) next that marriageable woman sits on gravestone to be spat deeply at a heat, say: "Arrived home eventually ~ ! " that male frighten ran! One of these day late night, this marriageable woman comes home alone again, through last after quick-witted escape from a danger, very admiring to oneself, if come up against same thing to be able to be spent peacefully certainly again,believe.
Say artful, still let her discovery again one person dogs really she, ground of idle of compose oneself of energy of life of this marriageable woman do sth following a set pattern, lay down in gravestone place, spit deeply say at a heat: "Arrive home eventually pull ~ ! " that my dear brother, the gravestone that also is on the side lays down, happy laugh: "Breath out ~ ! So you are my neighbour! " this marriageable woman frightens begin to run on the spot! ! One day late night, this marriageable woman comes home alone again.
Her discovery has a person to be in again deep follow her, this marriageable woman can do sth following a set pattern, lay down in gravestone place, deep suction the tone " arrived home eventually! " that my dear brother, the gravestone place that also is on the side lays down respecting: "Ha! Are so you my neighbour? " that woman brainwave easily, fu body dug a hole on grave, ask that the man, : "Neighbour, is latter be a guest denied? " the man runs quickly madly and go! "Another late night, this marriageable woman comes home alone, say artful, she discovers somebody dogs her this marriageable woman do sth following a set pattern, lay down in gravestone place, spit deeply say at a heat: " arrive home eventually ~ ! "That my dear brother, also lay down below the gravestone on the side, happy say: "Breath out ~ ! The neighbour that so you are me " ! Body of that woman Fu dug a hole to say on grave: "Neighbour? Is latter be a guest denied? " that man laughs, take out the white spirit with good provision from backside: "The bright moon is bright, the belle is advanced, how to become place without wine " ? Area of that woman area is disconcerted color, in the heart dark scold: "This lubricious billow, courage is too great also pull ~ ! Did not blindfold he, but is this good? " right now, in the hole that digs from the woman slowly show one ferocious female head, die Die laughs: "Good your goat! Is have the impertinence to do sth in this disgrace my little sister? Search smoke? "Man, woman, run quickly madly and go, all the way, terrified and ineffable, photograph of look help by the arm is helped up, escape grave garden, the friendship because of this adversity, two people give birth to love then, morrow grave garden is bridal, two people are deeply attached to each other from now on, till hoary head
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