银行业务

银行的贵宾室里真皮沙发坐着十几个衣冠楚楚的男女，他们或手持名牌皮包，或腋下夹着一个紧凑的黑色公文袋。
空调冒着白气，还略带着一股香水的味道，服务员带着微笑，来回端送着水和饮料。
过了一会儿，一身笔挺西装的理财师大步走进来，站在了主持台上。

“各位尊敬的ViP客户们，今天我们召集你们到这里，是向大家介绍一个最新的业务——来生提取存款。
我们知道，作为成功人士，诸位目前的全部身家，这辈子早已经花不完了。
然而，剩下的钱财死后不能带走，留给儿女们挥霍一空，又担心他们乐极生悲，捐给慈善机构，又怕抛头露面，节外生枝。
”

“针对这个情况，我们银行专门联合本地有名望的寺庙，向大家推出这项全新的业务。
什么叫‘来生提取存款’呢？简单地说，就是现在大家向银行存进一笔钱，死后投胎来世，我们银行会把这笔钱如数交还给客户，当然，收取一定的手续费。
这样的话，就能保证大家下辈子还是富人，现在存得越多，来生得到也越多。
”

一个胖女人按捺不住了，站起来质问：“请问如何保证我们来生能拿到这笔钱？你们怎么辨认我们？而且，来生我们不知道这回事，你们把钱吞了，我们也不知道呀？”其他的人也连连点头称是。

理财师笑了笑，说：“跟我们合作的寺庙，是在我国非常有信誉的，我们会把你们的生辰八字和存款情况交给寺庙的法师，他们能够计算出你们来生的投胎时间、地点，然后监督我们把钱送到你们手中。
下面，我就给大家介绍一下我们银行指定的大法师觉远大师，大家就算对银行有所怀疑，对大名鼎鼎的觉远法师应该信得过吧？”

掌声中，一个白眉长须的和尚走了进来，所有的听众都兴奋了起来，纷纷围住了他。
觉远和尚面带微笑，一一应答着他们的疑问，不少人都向他伸出手掌，还有人告诉他生辰八字。
“大师，我存这个来生提取存款，您看没有风险吧？”“长老，帮我看一下，这个新业务太好了，我正愁着钱没地方花呢！”……

觉远没有作答，认真地看了一个又一个，末了，站起来怅然道：“可惜的是，在座的各位造孽深重，下辈子投胎须得做牛做马赎罪，再多钱也无福消受了。
”说罢，拔腿便走，留下一屋瞠目结舌的人。

Introduce:Dermal sofa is taking the men and women of ten neatly dressed in the honoured guest room of the bank, they or hold famous brand portfolio, or alar clip is worn a compact black archives bag.
Air conditioning is risking white energy of life, still taking the taste of a perfume slightly, the clerk is bringing a smile, carry back and forth sending water and beverage.
Passed a little while, the stride of division of conduct financial transactions of very straight business suit takes a single person, the station was in chair a stage to go up.
"The ViP clients that everybody respects, we call together you to arrive today here, it is to everybody introduction a newest business —— a future life draws deposit.
We know, as successful personage, the whole body home with current you, this all one's life was over via be not being spent already.
However, cannot take away after the money that leave is dead, leave children people prodigal one sky, worry about their extreme joy begets sorrow again, contribute beneficent orgnaization, be afraid of show one's face in public again, new problems crop up unexpectedly.
" " be aimed at this circumstance, our bank combines this locality technically to have the cloister of fame, roll out this brand-new business to everybody.
What cries ' does a future life draw deposit ' ? Say simply, it is now everybody is put into brushstroke money to the bank, future world of the reincarnation after dying, our silver guild counts this Qian Ru reassign gives a client, of course, the poundage with certain collection.
Such word, can make sure everybody lays all one's life or wealthy person, put morer now, a future life gets also be jumpinged over much.
" a stout woman was can'ted restrain, stand up interrogatory: "How to make sure our a future life can take this money excuse me? How do you identify we? And, we do not know a future life this thing, you swallowed money, don't we also know? " other people also nod again and again saying is.
Division of conduct financial transactions laughs, say: "With the cloister that we cooperate, there is reputation very much in our country, we are met the rabbi that gives cloister your birthday character 8 and deposit circumstance, they can be calculated the reincarnation time that gives your a future life, place, supervise us to send money in your hand next.
Below, the old a title of respect for a Buddhist or Taoist priest that I give everybody to introduce our bank to appoint becomes aware ambitious division, everybody calculates pair of banks to suspect somewhat, to famous become aware far rabbi should have been believed? " in applause, a Bai Mei grew the bonze of the beard to go, all audience are excited rise, surrounded him in succession.
Become aware far bonze face brings a smile, one one respondent their doubt, many people extend the palm to him, return somebody to tell him birthday character 8.
"Great Master, I put this a future life to draw deposit, do you look is there a risk? " " presbyterial, help me look, this new business is too good, I anxious is worn money does not have local fancy suiting! " …… becomes aware far did not reply, serious ground looked11455