魔发师的学徒

市里黄金地带有家发屋，名字是“魔发师的学徒”。
生意还不错，为了提升效益人称“魔发师”的店主决定广招学徒，然后试图把招牌打到各地州。

招聘广告一贴出，就有不少人慕名而来。
可魔发师说了，谁要是把他的头剪好了，他才接收，另外每个人的报名费五十元。
然而去应聘的人无不面色发青仓皇逃出来，别人也问不出个所以然来。
这天来了个人，他说是拜师学艺，还很自信说：“以我的资质不收我为徒简直是有眼无珠！”

很快有人把这话传到了魔发师耳朵里，魔发师决定亲自会会这狂妄的人。
在面试后是考试，但在考试之前这人被安排在了另一间屋里，店里的一个伙计叮嘱他说：“你先看看我师傅的本领！等一下我师傅会在另一个房间剪发！你可看仔细了，他的能耐将决定你的去留！”说完就指了指墙上的一块透明琉璃板，“这里望过去，另一间屋里的情景一览无遗！”

两分钟后另一间发屋里出现了两个人，一个是魔发师一个是学徒。
师徒俩嘀咕两句，学徒坐上了顾客的位子，显然魔发师要理发了。
魔发师多少有些传奇，今天这人就想亲自看看。

吹风机很快工作了，吹了二十秒后魔发师抡起了剪刀，忽然他疯了似的玩起了剪刀来，只见寒光闪闪的剪刀在他手里飞来飞去，像个玩杂耍的！这人看得发愣：搞什么噱头？

一分钟后魔发师一下停了。
然后抡起吹风机往徒弟头上晃了几下，头发便飞了起来，等吹风机一停一个完美的发型便出现在了这人面前，他看看表有些不信：一分四十秒！简直是绝技！

然而更神奇的事发生了。
魔法师在手里转了一下剪刀，突然朝徒弟脖子剪了去，正在这人惊愣间，魔法师已经把剪刀收在了工作服口袋里，一切动作完美而夸张，接着他伸手将徒弟头发一提，丫的整个脑袋被悬在了空中，眼珠子还在转！很快魔发师把头放在徒弟肩膀上，迅速掏了一个瓶子在徒弟脖子上涂了一圈，二十秒后徒弟竟然好生生站了起来。
而这人险些摊在了地上。

魔发师出现在这人面前的时候他还没反应过来。
魔发师说：“怎么样？”

“这是真的吗？”

“你不是都看到了吗？”魔发师摆摆手说。

“我相信你的技术！可是你怎么做到剪了他的头，还能接回去！”这人好奇地注视着一边学徒安然无恙的脖子，“他却没死？”

“从刚才的过程中你已经看出我的动作极其娴熟，此外又准又快对吧？”

“对啊。
可是，那头？”

“人的脖子有骨节，要不费吹灰之力剪掉脑袋，必须准确找到关节，然后一刀解决。
说起来这就是一门绝技！”

“那瓶子里是什么东西？”

“组织速生水。
美国一神秘生物机构买的，二十万。
”

听起来叫人羡慕，当即这人就求魔发师收下他。
可魔发师有些不愿意：“你能剪我的头吗，敢试一试吗？”

这人没敢答话。
魔发师又说：“那我剪你的头，你可愿意一试。
如果敢，那就留下。
”见这人还在犹豫，魔发师继续说，“我可不光剪发，连头也要剪！”

这人回想起亲眼所见的事，答应了。
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几分钟后他坐在了魔师对面，这回他睁大眼紧紧盯着前面的，绝不想错过精彩瞬间，以及自己的脑袋被剪还能活命的过程。
在开始之前魔发师往他脑袋前喷了些香水说：“加上这香味，保证这瞬间你会感到自己身在天堂！”话说完魔发师就抡起了剪刀来。
一点不夸张，剪刀在他手里简直在飞舞，看着看着这人突然感觉自己困顿起来。

他被摇醒的时候发现一切已经结束了。
魔发师问道：“感觉怎么样？”

他赶紧摸了一把脖子，只觉得凉凉的，有些舒服，一点痕迹也没有。

这样魔发师收下了他：“你得加紧练习，等哪天可以剪我的头了你就可以出师自立门户了！”

这人一听别提多高兴。
当即应了。
身上七八千块钱也交了学费。

从此这人不加昼夜地练习，他发誓三年后一定要剪掉魔发师的头。

魔发师叮嘱说：“平日里你别玩绝技，千万别剪头！先把动作练熟！要把头放在心里，用心来创造发型，才会有速度。
”

光阴似箭，三年后的一天，这人打理好行装准备第二天就出师门，临走前他要办一件事：剪掉魔发师的头。
这两年他的水平已经堪称绝技了，连飞行中的蚊子他也能轻而易举剪掉一只脚。
所以对于这事他信心十足。

当晚他和师傅聊了很多，师傅困了，就一边应着一边在镜子前小鸡啄米。
这时，他掏出了亮晃晃的剪刀，一道寒光突闪——

“你！”

“咔嚓！”

第二天一大早进来的学徒就惊叫着跑出了发屋直奔警察局而去。

警察来了，看见手里握着大剪人却早已呆愣在一边的这人，有些疑惑，然后给他拷上了手铐。

这人突然清醒过来，悲伤地瞅着：“师傅，弟子学艺不精，如今害了你！我没脸活着！”

报案的学徒不住摇头，然后跪在了无头尸面前：“师傅，你这样精明如今还是栽倒了！”

警察：“你为什么杀你师傅？”

“我以为我的水平已经炉火纯青了！师傅说，有一天我能剪掉他的头就可以出师了，可是！”

学徒一听，苦笑起来：“刘谦在魔术开始时总说这就是见证奇迹的时刻，熟不知他的深意是：利用我的道具让你的眼睛欺骗你自己！”

警察们没听明白。

学徒又说：“其实刚开始师傅招人就在搞噱头！他虽然有本领，但绝不可能剪头的！”

“可我亲眼所见！”这人不信。

“你还记得那面镜子吗？其实当时我让你在这间发屋通过玻璃往那面看，你看到的并不是事实，你看到的只是已经蒙骗过千百人早已录制好的立体电影！”

“电影？”

“没错。
师傅为发展发业花三十万请好莱坞专人录制了这个电影片段，你所看到的并不是事实！”这人听完仿佛自己被敲了一竿子，学徒继续说，“那一次师傅给你剪头前喷的香水，其实是迷幻剂，而你脖子上涂的也只是一般的药水，只是有清凉的功效！”

这人听完，瘫软在地。

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