冥行

我们县城西北角有一座废弃近20年的银行，听人说那儿原来是“民行”，因为那里的员工经常莫名其妙地死亡，那座建筑就停用了。
曾经有一个云游四海的道士看到那座银行后说：“此房面朝西北、背靠大山，四周树木茂盛，阳光难以进入，是阴气聚集之地。
按你们一般人的说法，这房子是凶宅。
”一开始没人在意他的话，直到这家银行接连死了好几名员工，管理人员才迁址。

一个星期天，我们几个哥们儿聚会，酒足饭饱之后，一个个头晕眼花、天旋地转。
当我们从饭店出来时，天色已经暗了下来，哥儿几个勾肩搭背、左摇右摆，像一群不良少年走在大街上。
在路灯的映照下，我们谈笑风生……

不知不觉路人已越来越少。
忽然听到嗡嗡的声响，我停下来，四下环顾。
哦，原来是那个“民行”的窗玻璃坏了，风吹进去产生的回声。
于是我笑着说了一句：“听说这房子闹鬼，你们谁敢进去我就送他一座银行！”

大伙都笑了，大家都知道我哪儿有银行可送。
但是，一向公认胆大的彪哥一拍肚皮大喝一声：“我来！”听说当年彪哥半夜走路经过坟地都不害怕。
这时彪哥对我说：“兄弟，我不需要你的银行。
但是，既然兄弟放话了，今天我就让你们看看什么叫真男人！好让你们知道，跟彪哥混，没错！”这一席话，句句抑扬顿挫，节奏高低起伏，如说书一般。

说罢，彪哥一脚踹开了门。
顿时，一股阴风伴着尘土扑面而来。
我们打了一个冷战，大气不敢出，缓步走了进去。
银行里面布满了尘网和废旧的桌椅，丝丝凉风从窗户吹进来发出嗡嗡的声响，一切显得那么阴森。

突然，彪哥一声惨叫，我们顿时吓得蹲了一地。
我说：“彪哥，你胆子那么大，怎么吓成这样？”“那是骗你们装给你们看的，我最怕鬼了……刚刚那个柜子动了。
”彪哥带着哭腔说道。
我们一下子绷紧了神经。
我拿起一块石头扔了过去，一只老鼠跑了出来。
我说：“你还是不是男人啊？不就是一只老鼠嘛！”“废话，老子怎么知道那是老鼠？”彪哥心有余悸地说道。
说着，我们打开了眼前的一个柜子。

“是钱吗？”我问道。
我简直不相信自己的眼睛，一柜子的钱，都是红票子。
“当然是了。
”大家说。
我们怀着激动不已的心情将钱分了一下，大伙都想着这下可发财了！正当我们怀揣钞票想扬长而去的时候，听到了一阵凄冷幽怨的女声，我双腿打颤……

我突然发现小浩不紧不慢地拿出了自己的手机，这真是让人不能忍受！我大骂道：“你有病吧？用昆曲做铃声！”他们脸上的表情告诉我，他们对我的生气感到奠名其妙。
我也没有再说话，也许只有我知道自己愤怒的原因……

我们都很纳闷谁会在半夜给小浩打电话，一看来电显示，却是一些乱码。
小浩看了看便接了电话，阴森的女声响起：“尊敬的客户，您好，这里是冥行客服。
欢迎您光临本行进行现金提款交易，凡在本行提取的现金需在三日内消费完毕，不可转让，不可丢弃。
凡违反任何一项，将会有厄运降临，请您慎重交易。
我们的客服热线是4444，仅在12点到4点开通，欢迎下次光临……”

正当我们看着手机发呆时，彪哥再一次有了大哥范儿：“管他呢，反正都是钱，难道我们还怕有钱花不出去吗？”想想他说的也对，于是我们也都放下了心，一超怀揣钞票回去睡了一个最幸福的觉。

第二天，兄弟们说再一起去吃一顿大餐，那些钱要在三天之内花完，于是我们也就不再吝啬了。
吃完饭，我们打着饱嗝争饵叫服务员结账。
要知道以前我们结账的时候都是大眼瞪小眼，都不想给钱。
最后决定还是彪哥结账，谁让彪哥总是那么爱装大哥范儿……正当我们说笑时，去结账的彪哥却被轰了出来，接着就是一阵臭骂：“你上坟烧报纸骗鬼呢？敢给老子死人钱，你是成心咒老子吧！你小子是不是欠揍……”我们赶紧拿出各自的钱，却发现钱上赫然写着“天地冥行”！最后，我们挨了一顿揍被轰了出来。
然而，更可怕的事实摆在了我们的面前，我们想起了那天冥行客服的话

我们跌跌撞撞地回到寝室后，拿出手机拨打4444，但系统一直提示该号码为空号。
后来我们想到这个客服电话只在凌晨12点到4点才开通，于是，我们只能等待……滴答、滴答、滴答……每过一秒都觉得是那么的漫长，我们既期待又恐惧。
终于12点了，连我们自己都不知道我们是怎么度过这特别的一天的。
我们怀着忐忑不安的心情拨通了4444冥行客服电话……

“您好，这里是冥行客服，有什么可以为您服务？”

“我提取……了你们这里……的钱，请……请……问怎么消费？”小浩声音颤抖地问道。

“哦，我们冥行发行的都是冥币，只要是死人都可以用，所以，只要你们死了就可以用了。
”

“那……那如果我们消费不了，厄运会是什么？”小浩再一次问道。

这次，通过手机的免提，我们清楚地听到了：“厄运就是你们在24小时内就能花那些钱了……”

Introduce:The bank that horn of our county northwest has to discard nearly 20 years, listen to a person to say there it is so " civilian travel " , because the employee over there often dies indescribably, that building with respect to out of service.
The Taoism priest that once had the whole country of a roam sees say after that bank: "Big hill of northwest of this room look out, back, all around timbered, sunshine is entered hard, it is the ground that shade gas collects.
Press you the view of average person, this house is haunted house.
" at the beginning if nobody cares about him, died one after another till this bank several employee, administrator ability change location.
Sunday, we a few brothers meet, after wine full meal is full, each dizzy, very dizzy.
Come out from restaurant when us when, colour of sky is already dark come down, brothers ticks off a shoulder a few times to build back, left shake right place, go on the ave like a flock of bad boys.
Below the shine upon of street lamp, we talk cheerfully and humourously …… imperceptible passerby is less and less already.
Hear buzzing sound suddenly, I stop, 4 runner band are considered.
Oh, it is that so " civilian travel " pane became bad, wind blows the echo of generation.
Then I was laughing to say: "Hear of this house be haunted, you who dare go in I send him a bank! " groups big laughed, everybody knows my where has a bank to be able to send.
But, all along accepted and audacious young tiger elder brother takes belly drink like a fish: "I come! " hear in those days midnight of young tiger elder brother does not fear through cemetery on foot.
At this moment young tiger brother says to me: "Brother, I do not need your bank.
But, since brother puts a word, I let you what see make true man today! Good let you know, mix with young tiger elder brother, be right! " this what one says during a conversation, sentence sentence emphatic, rhythm discretion rises and fall, if storytelling is general.
Say, one foot kick drove young tiger elder brother the door.
Immediately, an evil wind is accompanying dust blow on the face and come.
We made a cold war, air dare not vent, slowgoing went in.
This world was covered inside the bank net and abandon old desk and chair, filar silk cool wind gives out incoming noise from window insufflate, everything appears so ghastly.
Abrupt, young tiger elder brother frightening cry, we are frightened so that stayed one land immediately.
I say: "Young tiger elder brother, your courage is so great, how to frighten such? " " that is to cheat you to install you to look, I most be afraid of ghost …… just that cabinet was moved.
" young tiger elder brother is being taken cry antrum say.
We at a draught take up nerve.
I took a stone to throw the past, a mice ran.
I say: "Are you still a man? Not be a mice! " " gibberish, how does father know that is mice? " young tiger elder brother say of ground of one's heart still fluttering with fear.
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