大栅栏之瓶装鬼

我在北京前门大栅栏一个四合院里租屋而居快三年了。

不久前，我的隔壁搬来一个女房客，搬家时我注意到她怀里抱着一个水壶大小的玻璃瓶，里面装着五分之一的水。
我问：“是养金鱼的吗？”

女房客微笑着点点头。
可是我并没有在瓶中看到金鱼，而且这样的水壶状玻璃瓶，也不像是用来养金鱼的。
直觉告诉我，女房客在撒谎。

女房客很漂亮，年纪大约在二十出头，鸭蛋脸，细弯眉，杏眼，樱桃红的小嘴，身材丰满，经常穿一件桔黄色半长裙，颇似一位古典美人。
我天生喜爱古典美人，恨自己不能生在，我收藏的图片中，有杨玉环、赵飞燕，还有西施、王昭君。

我开始关注邻居这位古典美人，同时也偷偷地关注着她那个神秘的玻璃瓶。
我发现，那玻璃瓶中一直没有放金鱼，但古典美人却几乎天天要给玻璃瓶换水。

瓶子里究竟养着什么？为何古典美人要天天换水呢？！

鬼知道！

但我不知道。
人就是这样，越是不知道的，就越想知道。

当然，我也很想知道，古典美人晚上睡觉的时候是什么模样，一堆乌云秀发，一双白晰纤手，还有细细蛮腰和美人蹄——她的一双性感小足。

在一个炎炎夏日，当夜深人静时，夜不能寐的我，轻轻推开古典美人的窗，悄然进入她的房间。
我看到了虽然穿着睡衣却接近一丝不挂的古典美人，她正杏眼紧闭，安然而眠，嘴角还挂着一丝心满意足的微笑。

我掂着脚来到那个神秘的玻璃瓶前面，借着四合院中的灯光仔细观看，在那五分之一的水中，漂浮着什么东西，红红白白的，像一团絮肉。
是什么怪物呢？我忍不住掀开了玻璃瓶的盖子。

刹那间，那团絮肉暴涨起来，先是涨满了水壶状的玻璃瓶，接着淤散出来，变成一个庞然大物，把我包裹在里面。
我左推右突想逃脱，但却无济于事，我击出的拳仿佛打在棉花上，踢出的脚仿佛落入云朵中……

顷刻之间，我自己已处身在玻璃瓶中，原来一米七八的我，变成了那团红红白白絮肉中的一个小点儿。

这时候，我看到床上的古典美人慢慢坐了起来，她来到玻璃瓶前站住，痴痴地望着玻璃瓶说：“亲爱的宝宝，你吃饱了吗？！”

Introduce:I am in Beijing to front door big boom rents house in a siheyun and be resided fast 3 years.
Not long ago, my next door move a female lodger, when moving, I notice to there is the vitreous bottle of size of a jug in her bosom, there is the water of 1/5 inside.
I ask: "Be raise goldfish? " female lodger is smiling to nod.
But I am done not have,goldfish sees in bottle, and bottle of such jug shape glass, also unlike is to use those who raise goldfish.
Intuition tells me, female lodger is lying.
Female lodger is very beautiful, age is in about 20 odd, duck's egg face, fine curved eyebrow, apricot eye, the small mouth with red cherry, the figure is round, often wear an orange yellow to grow skirt partly, seem a classic beautiful woman quite.
I love classic beautiful woman inherently, him hate cannot be born in ancient time, in the picture that I collect, have Yang Yu annulus, Zhao Feiyan, still have Xi Shi, Wang Zhaojun.
I begin to pay close attention to neighbour this classic beauty, at the same time also on the sly is paying close attention to her that mysterious glass bottle.
I discover, goldfish was not put all the time in that glass bottle, but classic beauty should change water to vitreous bottle every day almost however.
What there is after all in bottle? Why should classic beauty change water every day? ! Ghost knows! But I do not know.
The person is such, do not know the more, want to know more.
Of course, I also want to know very much, what about is when classic beauty sleeps in the evening, show of one caboodle black clouds is sent, find hand of clear of one double blank, still have waist of fine fine pretty and beauty hoof —— a pair of her sex appeal are little sufficient.
In summer of a sorching, when in the still of night, I what night cannot sleep, light jog opens the window of classic beauty, enter her room sadly.
Although dress night clothes is close to stark-naked classic beauty however,I saw, she apricot eye lock, peacefully and Mian, corners of the mouth still is hanging the smile of a be perfectly satisfied.
My weigh in hand is worn before the vitreous bottle that the foot comes to to that mystery, the lamplight in borrowing siheyun is watched carefully, in that water of 1/5, floating what thing, gong Gongbai is white, resemble posse garrulous meat.
What an eccentric person be? I couldn't help lifting the lid of vitreous bottle.
Instantly, that round garrulous flesh soares rise, it is to go up first full the vitreous bottle of jug shape, then silt comes loose come out, become a giant, lap me inside.
I am left push right dash forward want to escape, but however of no help, I attack the fist that go out to as if hit on cotton, kick the base that give to as if between instantly of the …… in falling into Yun Duo, myself already was in a body to be in vitreous bottle, so a meter I of 78, a bit in turning that group into flesh of Gong Gongbai white garrulous.
At that time, I see the classic beauty on the bed sat slowly, she comes to vitreous bottle9005