从阴间旅行回来

昨天晚上，许是太疲劳了躺在床上不大一会儿工夫就昏昏糊糊进入了梦乡，说是梦又非梦，人物事件记得清清楚楚，我自己定性为阴间旅行。

一条弯弯曲曲地小河绕着村庄流过，河边有一间鸭棚，老杨坐在鸭棚前的树桩上一边盯着自己放牧的一大群麻鸭，一边漫不经心的抽着劣质香烟，他的这个老毛病始终不改。
我想，这不是前年因为无钱给儿子买房子喝老鼠药死去的老杨吗？怎么人死了还要放牧鸭群呢？

正惊疑间，老杨却先开口了说：“哥们，你怎么也过来了？你不是阳寿还没满吗？快回去！阳间再怎么痛苦好在还有一个太阳，你看我们这阴间黑暗的，晚了就来不及了，我也不留你，送你一个高科技的打火机，这玩意儿整天都是着的，里面装的是压缩空气，打开盖就可以点火，关键时候可以帮你回到阳间。
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我说：“你们阴间也做广告呀？怎么听着跟我们阳间央视电视台里的广告一个味儿？”

老杨着急地说：“快回去吧！在阴间呆的时间长了人的阳气就散了，一会儿你就会感觉寒冷，就再也回不到阳间了，快走！后会有期！”

告别老杨过了河走不远迎面碰上王姐，王姐热心快肠，乐于助人，是有口皆碑的好人，不幸的是去年住因为交不起高昂的医药费半夜趁照看她的女儿熟睡之机悄悄地爬起来跳到医院旁边的小河里淹死了。
王姐一见到我也显示出一脸的大惑不解问：“没事你哪儿不好玩跑到阴间来干什么？你看你，来的时候也不多穿几件衣裳，光着脚，一条短裤，没听说过阴间寒冷吗？快坐下，我去给你找几件衣服。
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经王姐一提醒，我还真是感到浑身上下一片冰凉，尤其是那一双脚仿佛踩在冰窟窿里不觉浑身打了一个冷颤，看来阳间人常说的死了就享福去了是以讹传讹。
王姐不大一会儿就抱出一大堆衣服鞋袜，我一看全是花花绿绿女人用品说：“王姐，我一个男子汉这些女人的东西怎么穿呢？”

王姐笑着说：“大哥，这是阴间，没那么多讲究，再说我这里也没有男人的东西，将就穿着吧！好歹能御寒，你要是不穿阳气散了，就回不到阳间了。
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想起少年的时候穷买不起鞋，有一次在旧货店里见到一双女式边带鞋，母亲问老板多少钱，老板说五毛钱，母亲跟老板讨价还价说，能不能再便宜一点？那个老板说，五毛钱还怎么便宜呀？我跟你说，这是那个小女孩死了，她们才便宜卖的，你要是五毛钱都没有就不要说了。
母亲下了很大决心咬紧牙关终于买下来让我穿上，当时正是大雪天，地上结着厚厚的冰，我光着脚冰凌袼得脚生痛，我就是不穿那双边带鞋，赤着脚走了十几里地回到家，结果脚冻得像包子一样，母亲抱着我的脚哭得很伤心，我终于被母亲感动了，答应穿那个死了的女孩的边带鞋，母亲才止住泪水说：“孩子啊，都怪妈妈没能耐挣钱，让你受苦了。
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母亲是一双小脚，俗称三寸金莲，可是母亲却当搬运工，一袋稻谷150斤，母亲必须扛起来装到人力车上去，整整装满十五袋，然后拉着人力车运送一百多里，再从车上把稻谷卸下来，每天天不亮就起床，天很黑才拖着疲惫的身躯回到家，对我说：“孩子，我怕是明天起不来床了，给我倒一杯酒吧！”母亲第二天照样在我没有醒来时就拉着人力车早早出去了。
有时候遇到运送大米，每一包大米180斤，母亲实在无法装到车上去，就向那些身强力壮的男工友求助，每一个人都是按照运送额定数额拿工资的，人家给你帮忙就耽误了自己的工作，有些人觉得母亲实在可怜，就帮上一把；有些人就推辞了，母亲只能含着眼泪等待好心人，我亲眼见到过这一幕幕，也曾伴着母亲流泪，并且发誓一定要好好读书，不让母亲再遭受这样的罪，可是，现在却为一双女式布鞋让母亲伤心，我难过极了，当即表示：“我穿这双鞋。
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到了，同学们却不饶过我，他们起哄让大家都来看我穿女式布鞋，从那以后，我只有当着母亲的面才穿女式边带布鞋，上学仍然光着脚，冬天脚上冻了很多冻疮，母亲总是心疼地说：“等有钱了我给你买一双棉鞋。
”听了母亲的话，我常常躲着偷偷流泪，可怜天下慈母心，她那么艰难困苦，却总是把一颗心放在孩子们心上。
我到底还是接过了王姐递给我的女式布鞋穿在脚上，我害怕真的魂飞魄散回不到阳间。

又往前行走了大约一里多路，见到一个妇女背着小孩正在地里挖地，我走过去说：“大姐，把你的挖锄借我用一用，我要把阴间砸开一个窟窿眼回到阳间去。
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那个妇女看了看我说：“这不是刘大哥吗？你怎么也跑到阴间来了，我原想在阳间受苦受难，丈夫跑了，自己又下岗，实在活不下去了，就抱着孩子撞了汽车，谁知死了也没有解脱，这不还得种地自己养活自己，而且阴间没有太阳，庄稼不长，活得更艰难，快回阳间去吧，等到魂飞魄散想回去就来不及了，不过我这挖锄没有用，你往前走不远有一家工具厂，那里有18磅大榔头，兴许能派上用场。
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果然往前走不远就见到那家工具厂了，我不问青红皂白扛起一把18磅大榔头就走，工具厂里几个小鬼跟在后面直追说：“客官，你还没给冥币呢！”

我粗鲁地说：“他妈的，老子还没死哪来的冥币，先差着，以后再还，不然小心老子发脾气！”吓唬住了小鬼，找到一处薄弱的地方，抡起大锤，想想年轻时我可以把18磅大锤抡500下，阴间算什么？砸开它！大约砸了三四百下，气力不济了，想起老杨送给我的打火机，拿出来拧开盖，没想到这东西真神，它哧溜一声就爆炸了，把地狱轰出一个大窟窿眼，我顺着窟窿眼走了出来。

总算是从睡梦中醒来了，原来昨晚多喝了一点酒，半夜烦躁把被子掀了，中秋之后的夜晚自然有些凉意，一冻不免做个噩梦。

Introduce:Yesterday evening, making is too fatigue lie on the bed not quite a little while time faints to papered paste to enter dreamland, saying is the dream is not a dream again, character incident is written down clearly, myself is qualitative for Acheron journey.
A sinuate brook is circling a village to had flowed, river side has canopy of a duck, there is the one swarm sheldrake that oneself depasture at the same time on the stub before Laoyang sits in duck canopy, smoking inferior cigarette unconcernedly at the same time, this his old trouble does not change from beginning to end.
I think, is because buy a house to drink the Laoyang with mice gone medicine to the son without money,this the year before last year? How did the person die to depasture even duck group? between surprised and bewildered, old Yang Quexian started to talk to say: "Brother, how did you also come over? Are you Yang Shouhai is done not have full? Fast go back! This world again how does anguish still have a sun fortunately, you see us this is Acheron and dark, had not enough time late, I also do not leave you, send you the lighter of a high-tech, this plaything is of the move all the day, what install inside is to compress air, uncap can ignite, crucial moment can help you return this world.
" I say: "Are you Acheron also advertise? How listening to follow the advertisement in TV station of CCTV of our this world a flavour? " Laoyang says anxiously: "Fast go back! In Acheron the in relief gas that slow-witted time grew a person came loose, a little while you can feel cold, also do not answer this world again, go quickly! Meet again some day! " leave Laoyang crossed a river to go not far to be touched head on on king elder sister, king elder sister is enthusiastic fast bowel, be happy to help a person, it is the good person of win universal praise, unfortunate is to because hand in the opportunity that does not have exalted medical expenses midnight to take the advantage of the daughter that attends her to sleep soundly to climb stealthily to jumped in the brook on the side of the hospital to drown,stayed in a hospital last year.
The be extremely puzzled that king elder sister sees I also show one face asks: "Don't have a thing doesn't your where run amusedly Acheron what will work? You see you, a few clothes also are not worn more when coming, smooth foot, a knickers, had not heard of Acheron chill? Fast sit down, I go looking for a few dresses to you.
" classics king elder sister reminds, I still am to feel really get on below one all over icy, especially that pair of feet as if walk in glacial cavity Libujiao hit all over cold quiver, look what this world person often says became dead going with respect to enjoy a happy life is incorrectly relay an erroneous information.
King elder sister holds a footgear of one pile dress in the arms a little while not quite, I look is things of brightly colored woman says completely: "King elder sister, how does the thing of these women wear my man? " king elder sister is laughing to say: "Eldest brother, this is Acheron, not so much exquisite, say to there also is the man's thing here again, put up with is being worn! Anyhow can keep out is cold, if you did not wear in relief gas to come loose, do not answer this world.
" when remembering an early youth, the end in the home cans not afford a shoe12688