键盘冤魂

人物：谢烟客/四通地点：机房时间：九八年九月 谢烟客前不久来了一次北京，一起喝酒的时候聊的好开心，他是一个很灵秀的人，要不是他喝醉了，也许我们就永远都别想知道下面的这个故事了.
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烟客前不久在做一个cgi的聊天室程序，使我兴奋不已，照我和他的关系混个网管当当应该没什么问题，所以那些日子我老是催促他赶紧干活，早日给我把帽子带上，过了几天，他好象忘了这件事， 无论在聊天室和icq里面怎么问他，他就是不理我这茬，气得我好几天没和他说话。
那次啊档灌了他好多酒，也正好是我无聊就想起来嘲笑他两句“你丫那帽子什么时候给我啊？”说到这儿，他的眼睛马上就瞪大了“你真的想听为什么吗？那我告诉你好了.
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那天是烟客非常高兴的日子，因为他辛辛苦苦做了三个月的聊天程序终于接近尾声了，为了庆祝，烟客买了只烧鸡和一瓶白酒，一个人跑到机房里加班，打开电脑，开始调试，那个界面做的不是很好，速度还挺快，就想再修改一下，刚想退出的时候，屏幕上突然出现了一句话：“你好啊，呵呵，我是新来的，请多关照”署名是yuanhun，把烟客着实吓了一大跳，因为这台机器根本没有连出去，甚至连公司的局域网也没连，还好，今天他已经喝了一点酒了，就壮着胆子问：“您是怎么进来的？”那边好久也没再说话，烟客reload了一下，发现屏幕上就剩下自己的话了，心想大概是我酒喝多了，产生的幻觉，就又想退出，谁知道鼠标还没到，那人又说了一句：“嘿嘿，我是随着这台机器来的啊，来了好久了”，当时整见房间里就剩下烟客一个人，他下意识的把脚一蹬，转椅后退了好一米多，大喊“你到底是谁？”屏幕上飞快的出现了几行字“你别怕，我只是一个冤魂而已，不会伤害你的”烟客觉得莫名其妙，就看了下去，屏幕上开始讲述了以下的故事： 原本这个冤魂是在马来西亚海轮上工作的一名船员，有一次出海的时候遇上海盗，正好那一船上运的都是电脑配件，在与海盗的交火中他丧生了，那一刹那他见到前面有一束非常强的光，就向着光飘了过去，谁知道被一股强大的吸力拉的偏离了轨道，越偏越远，速度越来越快，最后眼前只剩下一片黑暗，过了好久才知道，他被困在一快硬盘里了，就这样绝望得呆了好久好久，终于眼前又有一片光亮，就奋不顾身的冲了出来，才发现自己是在烟客的cgi程序里。
说到这里，烟客可是语无伦次，估计是酒劲儿上来了，我就赶紧问“后来呢？”烟客迷迷糊糊的说：“恩，我把硬盘格式化了，叫那家伙投胎去了，只可惜了我的程序.
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”到第二天再去见烟客的时候，他矢口否认曾说过这些话，本来我也不想写的，后来想想这事还是很有可能发生的，就写了下来。
解决方法：呵呵，下次买电脑配件的时候要认准了买哟，一不小心买了个水货的话.
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小勇后话：呵呵， 无语了吧~

Introduce:Character: Guest thanking smoke / 4 places: Time of firm computer room: Beijing came before long before thanking smoke guest 98 years in September, what when drinking together, chat is very happy, he is the person of a very clever show, if it were not for he is malty, perhaps we do not want to know this story below forever.
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The chatting chamber program of a Cgi is being made before long before smoke guest, make me excited unceasingly, the concern that reflects I and him mixes a net canal to should be become should problem of it doesn't matter, so those days I often urge he works rapidly, get on cap belt to me at an early date, passed a few days, he seemed to forget this thing, no matter how ask him inside chatting room and Icq, he pays no attention to my this stubble namely, gas gets me several days to did not talk with him.
That ah archives fill he a lot of wine, also is as it happens me dull think two to mock him " when does that cap give your bifurcation me? " here, his eye immediately pop " do you want to listen really why? It is good that then I tell you.
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That day is smoke guest's very happy life, because his work laboriously made the chatting program of 3 months,near end eventually, to celebrate, smoke guest bought a carbonado and a bottle of liquor, a person walks in the computer room to work overtime, open computer, begin to debug, what that interface does is not very good, rate is quite rapid still, want to be revised again, when just wanting to exit, a word appeared suddenly on screen: "You are good, ah, I am newcome, ask much keep an eye on " signing is Yuanhun, frightened smoke passenger indeed jump greatly, did not go out repeatedly at all because of this machine, the local area network that joins a company even also was not connected, not bad, he had drunk a bit wine today, strong nerve asks: "How do you come in? " there also did not talk again for ages, smoke guest Reload, discovery leaves his word on screen, the heart thinks is my wine is drunk probably much, of generation psychedelic, want to exit again, who knows the mouse still is done not have, that person said again: "Hey, I am come as this machine ah, came for ages " , whole at that time see smoke settle or live in a strange place is left in the room a person, his subliminal foot one pedal, it is good that revolving chair backed down a meter many, cry greatly " who are you after all? " the rapid occurrence on screen a few words " are not afraid of, I am fetch of a bad luck only just, won't harm you " smoke guest feels indescribable, looked, began to relate the following story on screen: Originally fetch of this bad luck is a sailor that works on Malaysia seagoing vessel, shanghai steel is received when going to sea once, what as it happens carries on that one boat is computer fittings, in with pirate in fighting, he died, he sees that one instant13715