鬼搬家

天黑以后，王国富匆匆忙忙地走进村口，他去城里开基层领导大会，有事磨蹭到现在才回来。
刚入村口，他就看见一个有点跛脚的老爷子在那儿转悠，口口声声说这里不是自己的家，他跟老伴的房子在城里，一边说还一边跺脚。
老爷子当然不是明水村的人，王国富是村长，对每个村民都很熟悉。
于是他走上前说道：“老人家，既然这里不是您的家，您就回城里去啊！”

老爷子着急地说：“这么晚了，我不认得路啊，大兄弟，你若能送我回去，我这只金戒指就送给你，你看怎么样？”说着，老爷子亮了亮自己手上的戒指。
借着路灯，王国富看清了那只戒指，挺大一只。

明水村到城里也就三四十里路，这酬金可是天价了！王国富一路小跑回家，推出了摩托车，扶着老爷子坐上后座，风风火火向城里驶去。

摩托车进入市郊，行人稀稀落落，老爷子拍拍王国富的背说：“停停停，我到家了。
”看着老人熟门熟路地走进一个花木扶疏的居民小区，王国富捏捏手里的金戒指，兴冲冲地往家赶。
到家后，老婆喜滋滋戴上戒指翻过来调过去地看，看着看着却起了疑心：“不对吧，当家的，这戒指怎么这么亮呢，是假的吧？”

王国富拿过戒指看了半天，也吃不准真假。
他想了想，拿出菜刀在戒指上刮了—下，随着掉落的黄粉，露出来的竟是青灰色！老婆赌气撇了戒指，直埋怨王国富缺心眼：“你这死老头子又被坑了。
这一趟车白搭了不说，现在油钱多贵啊！”王国富一声不敢吭，心里暗骂那个老爷子，看着慈眉善目的，哪想是个骗子！

没想到，一周以后的傍晚，那个骗人的跛脚老爷子又一次出现在村口。
他一边转悠一边喃喃地说：“我家可不是这儿，城里的房子都让人占了，我得找他讲理去！”王国富气鼓鼓地走上前，正想说什么，老爷子一眼认出了他，不等他开口就连声道歉，声称不知啥时候儿孙们把他压箱底的老戒指调了包。

说着，老爷子从兜里掏出了一沓钱，一边往王国富手里塞一边说：“真对不住啊大兄弟，这是给你的补偿。
你看，能不能再送我一次？”王国富有了戒心，就着路灯把那些钱一张一张仔细看过了，确确实实都是真币，足足一千块！他的怒火立刻烟消云散，也来不及问老爷子为啥三番两次跑到这儿来瞎转，再次用摩托把老爷子送回了家。

老爷子急不可待地进了小区，王国富的肚子开始咕咕叫。
他走进不远处的一家小饭店，点了两个菜，要了二两白酒，有滋有味地喝了起来。
酒足饭饱之后，他掏出一张票子买单，可店老板的脸刷地黑了下来，眼神凶狠地瞪着王国富。
王国富定眼一看，也傻了眼：自己手里拿的竟然是一张冥币！他赶紧翻口袋，那剩下的九百元都变成了冥币！

王国富腿一软，哆嗦着去掏自己原来的钱结账，却发现出门时忘记带钱包了。
他擦着汗跟店老板说遇到鬼了，店老板冷笑一声：“我守着这龙凤墓园开门做生意，还真就不怕鬼，就怕赖账的大活人！”说完他一个眼色，几个男服务员架着王国富的脖领子把他扔了出去。
眼看这顿打是躲不过去了，恰好一个人路过，看清了王国富的脸，赶紧跑过来阻止：“他是王村长！别打！别打！”

王国富惊魂初定，也认出来了，眼前这人是他见过几次面的陈柏军。
几个月前，他托关系找到王国富，把过世的父母葬在了明水村，当时他给王国富偷偷塞了几千元的好处费，过后还打过几次电话，请他多照应父母的坟墓。

陈柏军一边掏钱解围，一边问王国富怎么会吃起霸王餐了。
王国富擦着汗，把两次经过都说了一遍，陈柏军问清了老爷子的衣着体貌特征后，愣了一会神，忽然一屁股坐在地上大哭起来。
一边狠狠哭，一边抽着自己的嘴巴子喊着：“爸呀，儿子对不起您呀，儿子不是人，不是人啊！”王国富急忙拉起他，追问怎么回事。
好半天陈柏军才止住哭，说出了事情的经过。

原来，陈柏军的母亲去世十几年了，当时父亲拿出全部积蓄在龙凤墓园买了一个双人墓。
几个月前父亲一病不起，临终的时候嘱咐儿子，把老两口合葬到一起。
王国富不解地说：“你爸妈城里有墓地，你干吗还往迁？”

陈柏军垂下头，愧疚地说：“这几年墓地都涨疯了，我爸那个双人墓涨到了十五万……我儿子没房结不上婚，东挪西借还差八万才够首付。
我鬼迷心窍，就把那块墓地卖了，把我爸妈送到了乡下……那个老戒指，也换下来给儿媳妇做见面礼了。
”说到这里，他又哽咽起来。
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王国富这才恍然大悟，怪不得这鬼几次找自己折腾，自己收了他儿子的贿赂，害他老两口从城里的墓园搬到了荒郊野外的乱葬岗，不生气才怪呢！他四下寻找着老爷子刚才进入的小区，哪有什么楼房，竟是龙凤墓园高大的围墙！两次都是夜里，他没看清。

陈柏军一把鼻涕一把泪地表态，马上卖掉自己住的老房子，把父母迁回来，再不敢只顾活的，不管死的了。
王国富也连声承诺帮着迁坟，那几千元好处费也一分不少地还给陈柏军。

两人垂头丧气地分了手，王国富骑着摩托车回家。
快到村子时，忽觉身后有人往他脖子里吹气，冷森森的，一回头，吓得差点拐进沟里──老爷子在后头坐着呢！

王国富哆哆嗦嗦不知是停车还是继续开，只听老头伤心地说：“怪我老糊涂了，就想跟老伴儿有个舒服的安乐窝，没为孩子们考虑。
你告诉我那儿子，也不用来回折腾了，地底下的不容易，地上面的更难！我就在你们这儿安家得了，以后还得请王村长多多关照我们老两口！”王国富连声答应，同时惊得后脖颈上掉了落几滴汗珠。

不一会儿，他从倒车镜悄悄往后看，后座上已经空荡荡了，一抬头，眼前正是村子里的坟场。

Introduce:After the day is black, rich cursory ground walks into kingdom village mouth, he goes opening basic level to lead mass rally in the city, occupied dillydally arrives to just come back now.
Just entered village mouth, the lord that he sees one has the foot that nod limp child saunter over, keep on saying says here is not here home, he is with the old partner's house in the city, say to return at the same time at the same time stamp.
Lord child the person that is not bright water village of course, kingdom is rich it is mayor, very familiar to every villager.
The say before then he walks up: "A respectful form of address for an old person, since here is not your home, you are answered go in the city! " lord child say anxiously: "So late, I not recognition means, big brother, if you can send me, I this gold ring sends you, how do you look? " saying, lord child bright the ring on him hand.
Borrowing street lamp, kingdom is rich see that ring clear, quite big.
Bright water village arrives in the city also with respect to 339 lis of roads, this monetary reward can be day price! Kingdom is rich trot all the way come home, rolled out autocycle, helping master child sit backlash, fire of wind wind fire to sail in the city.
Autocycle enters environs, the pedestrian is sparse, lord child pat pat the back with rich kingdom to say: "Stop stop, I arrived home.
" the dweller village that looks at ground of familiar route of old person ripe door to walk into a flowers and trees to luxuriant and well-spaced, kingdom is rich hold hold the golden ring in the hand, excitedly ground is driven toward the home.
After arriving home, wife is feeling pleased wear ring to turn over tone past ground to look, look at look at removed suspicion however: "Incorrect, n/COL the head of a family, this ring how so bright, be false? " kingdom is rich had taken ring to look a long time, also eat forbid true and false.
He thinks, took out kitchen knife to blow — to fall on ring, as dropping yellow pink, what dew comes out is green gray unexpectedly! Wife feels wronged and act rashly cast aside ring, blame kingdom continuously rich lack heart: "You this is dead old fogey by hole.
This time of Che Bai was built do not say, oily now Qian Duogui! " regnal Fu Yisheng not dare throat, in the heart dark scold that lord child, look at gentle, which think is a cheater! Cannot think of, a week is the following towards evening, that cogged game foot lord child appear in village mouth again.
He saunters to say mutteringly at the same time at the same time: "My home can not be here, the house in the city let a person occupy, I must look for him reasonable go! " before ground of strike of rich air strike is on kingdom, wanting what to say, lord child identified him, differ he starts to talk to apologize repeatedly, claim not to tell what time children and grand children people moved the old ring that he presses one's store of valuables bag.
Saying, lord child drew out from bag one crowded money, say at the same time toward a place of strategic importance in kingdom rich hand at the same time: "Do not be opposite really ah big brother, this is the compensation that gives you.
You look, can you send me again? " kingdom was full of wariness, wear street lamp10543