私房菜馆

昏暗的灯光下，一个妖艳的女人蹲在塑料桶前，用手挑起一块东西，仔细的捻了捻，有闻了闻，皱着眉头说道：“这成色怎么越来越差了，还隐隐约约的带着些腥臭味？”桶里的东西油腻腻的，一团一团，足有大半桶，在阴影中泛着黄光，像是一块块的鸡油。

一个年轻男人笑了笑，满不在乎地说道：“有腥味，那就多放些姜葱”

“你说的轻巧，我这菜馆的生意，不全是靠这油才做起来的么，油不好，肯定会影响菜的口味。
现在的人嘴越来越刁，山珍海味都吃腻了，不来点新鲜的，您好什么来养家糊口？”女人验完货，走到柜台前，取出一叠钱，说道：“这是5000，下次如果还是这等货色，我可要扣钱了”。

“大姐，您真会说笑，您还用养家糊口？来您这吃饭的，哪一个是等闲之辈，一餐好几万，平常人家谁吃得起呀？”男人接过钱，说了声谢谢，转身从侧门走了。

“干活了，干活了”，女人吆喝着。
从后门进来一个秃头男人，拎起塑料桶，走进厨房。

桶里的东西被稀里哗啦地倒进大盆，被水冲洗了几次，剁成小块，最后被倒进锅里。
火苗子噌噌的往上窜着，秃头男人用大铲熟练翻炒着，锅里的油渐渐多了起来。

炒着炒着，一股腥臭味从锅里冒了出来，秃头男人急忙往锅里丢放切好的生姜。
辛辣的生姜没能压住臭味，锅里依然散发出臭味。
秃头男人急忙关了火，正要往外走时，妖冶女人捂着鼻子冲了进来，责问道：“怎么回事，这么臭，怎么不用葱姜呀？”忍不住就要作呕。

“葱姜都放了，不管用呀”，秃头男人一脸委屈。

灯光闪了一下，一个黑衣黑裤的男子忽然出现在厨房里，面无表情，说话声音冰冷，似乎没有一丝情感，“哼，原来是你们在干这缺德事”。

随着黑衣男子出现，厨房的温度一下子降到了冰点，妖冶女子和秃头男人被冻得哆哆嗦嗦，连话也说不利落。

“你，你是谁？”妖冶女子惊恐的问道。

黑衣男子并不回答，看着锅里熬出的油，说道：“还以为人间即将发生了瘟疫，强烈腐尸味道居然传到了地府，居然是你们在这里熬人油！”说完话，转身盯着厨房里的两人，黑衣男人的眼里射出绿莹莹的光把两人罩住。

不一会，绿光消失。
黑衣男人看着哆哆嗦嗦的两人，说道：“你们居然勾结美容院，把从人身上抽出来脂肪买来熬油做菜！真是天理难容！”

妖冶女人心里暗暗咒骂，“这该死的美容院，给的是什么人的油呀，这么臭，把地府的鬼差都给招来了”。

女人的想法没有逃过黑衣人的眼睛，他冷哼了一声，说道：“以前美容院给你们的油，都是从一些年轻女人身上抽出来的，当然不臭。
这次给你们的油，是从一个阳寿将尽的巨贪身上抽出来的，充满了腐尸和铜臭气味，自然臭不可闻”。

说完话，黑衣男人手一挥，妖冶女人和秃头消失在空气中，又一挥手，锅里的油消失得干干净净，空气中的臭味也随之而去。

Introduce:Below dim lamplight, a coquettish wife stays before plastic bucket, instigate with the hand a thing, twist carefully, have hear, knitting brows say: "This quality how worse and worse, is indistinct still belt worn some of fishy flavour? " of the thing greasily in the bucket, posse posse, sufficient have most bucket, floating in the shadow Huang Guang, resembling is together piece chicken is oily.
A young man laughs, say of ground of not worry at all: "Have fishy smell, that puts some of Jiang Cong more " " what you say is deft, the business of shop of my this food, not be to rely on what this oil just does completely, oil is bad, affirmative meeting affects the taste of dish.
Present person mouth is slier and slier, delicacies of every kind eats dirt, will not nod fresh, hello what will raise the home to paper a mouth? " feminine check is over goods, go to the front of bar, take out fold money, say: "This is 5000, if still be this,wait for goods next time, I can want to deduct money " .
"Eldest sister, you are met really josh, do you still use opening of the paste that raise the home? Come you this has a meal, which is the generation of aimlessly, meal is good tens of thousands of, who eats ordinary other people to rise? " the man has received fund, said sound is thanked, face about went from side door.
"Worked, worked " , feminine cry out is worn.
Come in from back door a bald man, carry a plastic barrel, walk into a kitchen.
The thing in the bucket by rare in ground enters big basin, was rinsed a few times by water, chop becomes small, be poured into boiler finally.
The upgrade change of Ceng of Ceng of igneous young plant is worn, bald man breaks up adroitly with big shovel frying, the oil in boiler is gradually much rise.
Frying frying, stink of a raw meat or fish was risked from boiler come out, bald man is lost in past boiler hastily put the ginger that has cut.
Acrimony ginger fails to pin a stink, still send out in boiler a stink.
Bald man involved fire hastily, when wanting to go outside, coquettish woman is covering nose rushed, accusatorial path: "How to return a responsibility, so smelly, how need not green ginger? " cannot help be about nauseating.
"Green ginger was put, no matter use ah " , one face subdues bald man.
Lamplight shined, the man of black pants of a black clothes appears in the kitchen suddenly, the face does not have expression, talking sound is frozen, do not have an affection it seems that, "Hum, it is you are doing this so mean thing " .
Appear as black clothes man, the temperature of the kitchen fell at a draught freezing point, coquettish woman and bald man are frozen to get Duo shiver Suo, also say even the word not agile.
"You, who are you? " coquettish woman asks terrifiedly.
Black clothes man does not reply, look at the oil that go out is boiled in boiler, say: "Still think the world was about to produce plague, flavour of intense corrupt cadaver sent ground your home unexpectedly, it is you boil person oil here unexpectedly! " say a word, face about is staring at the two people in the kitchen, black6807