报恩的虾

这是一个同事讲的

民国的时候，他们老家有一个大地主。
兵荒马乱的，大地主自己有武装。
所以在那一片，他就是一个土皇上。

他们那吃虾，原本是煎炒烹炸。
后来有个人去趟江南，学了一手醉虾的手艺。
回到家乡，正赶上大地主母亲生日，他就去露了一手。

没想到老太太信佛，虽然不能像大城市，过生日吃素，但是对醉虾就很不感冒了。
大地主倒是个孝子，一看这种情况，勃然大怒，当场定下了个规矩。
以后谁也不许做这道菜。

过了两年，一天晚上大地主从邻村回来。
土皇帝毕竟不是皇帝，不会成天前呼后拥。
那天他就落单了。
快到村子过桥的时候，一脚滑到水里。

河水并不很深，大地主又正当盛年，精通水性，上岸是很容易的。
但是这次奇怪了，水下有东西拉他的脚。
大地主心说完了，遇上了。
就在这时候，他觉得脚下一松，跟着有东西往岸上推他，他急忙扑腾几下，上了岸。
回家撩起裤子，看见脚腕上一个乌青的手印。
还有很多类似毛刺的扎伤。
大地主回想当时的情形恍然大悟，那是一群虾啊。

从那以后，大地主家彻底吃斋念佛了。

Introduce:This is the Republic of China that a colleague tells when, their native place has a squire.
Of turmoil of war, him squire has arm.
Be in that one so, he is an earth the emperor.
They have shrimp then, it is decoct fries boil blast originally.
The individual wades later Changjiang Delta, learned the craft of skill drunk shrimp.
Return home town, catching up with squire mother birthday, he showed skill.
Did not think of the old lady believes Buddha, although cannot resemble big city, cross birthday abstain from eating meal, but to drunk shrimp very did not catch a cold.
Squire is a dutiful son, treat this kind of condition, agitatedly, placed a custom on the spot.
Everybody must not make this food after.
Passed two years, a day night village of adjacent of earth principal and subordinate come back.
Local despot is not an emperor after all, won't all day long with a large retinue.
He fell that day odd.
When getting on for a village to cross the bridge, one foot slips in water.
River water not very deep, squire proper heyday, perfectness ability in swimming, toing disembark is very easy.
But this strange, underwater has a thing to drag his foot.
Squire heart says, encounter sail upstream ghost.
at this time, he feels the foot issues one pine, accordingly the thing pushs him toward the bank, he moves up and down a few times hastily, went up bank.
Hold up coming home removes trousers, see an impression of the hand of a Wu Qing.
Return those who have a lot of similar burr to be plunged into.
Squire thinks back to the case suddenly be enlightened at that time, that is a flock of shrimp.
Since then, squire home is proper pray to Buddha of be a vegatarian for religious reasons.
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