捏脚

谈了一天生意，下班后，疲惫不堪的李彬走进了常去的一家洗脚城。
他要好好捏一捏脚，放松一下。

李彬眯着眼睛躺在躺椅上，等待着，不知道今天会是哪个漂亮姑娘给自己捏脚。
他常来，他知道这家店里的捏脚姑娘都很漂亮。
一边捏脚，一边和美女聊天，这实在是个很好的放松方法。

有人在他脚边的小板凳上坐下了，李彬感觉得到。
他睁开眼，看到的却是一个又老又丑的妇女。
一股怒火从李彬的心里窜上来，今天还真倒霉，怎么给分了这么一个人。

可是他也不好发作，只能生闷气。

女人的手很粗糙，磨得李彬的脚很不舒服。
他皱着眉头，忍耐着。
他要想一个办法把她撵走。

正想着，李彬的脚心一阵刺骨的痛直传上来，李彬忍耐不住，苦叫了一声。
女人的手还真重。
她不知所措地看着李彬。
李彬这下有了撒气的地方，他对着女人就是一阵责骂。

女人愧疚地低下了头。
李彬也就不好意思追究，继续让她按了起来。
显然经过这次的教训，女人的手轻了很多。
甚至力道开始变得舒服起来。
李彬很累了，不知不觉竟然睡着了。

醒来的时候，女人还在帮他捏脚。
他摆了摆手，表示不用了。
然后伸手给了她十元小费。
李彬站起来，走了出去，可是他的头却一直冲着地。
女人把他的手捏成了脚，脚捏成了手。

姓氏笔画

最近要评教授了，吴仁又开始紧张起来。
评了这么多年，眼看着和自己一起进来的同事都成了教授，可他还苦哈哈地趴在副教授的位置上，一直上不去。
这次评比，学院只有一个名额，吴仁志在必得。
抱着同样想法的人还有李根。
他也苦苦地等待了很多年，再也不愿等下去了。
两人彼此之间心似明镜，都在暗地里卯足了劲。

最近，吴仁编的一本书就要下来了，意昧着他竞选教授资格的最后一个砝码就要压下了。
可他就是高兴不起来。
因为这本书的编委里面还有李根，他同样指望着这本书给自己增加砝码。
没过多久，吴仁的书出版了。
这几乎和教授评比的时间同步。
吴仁看了看规定，又看了看刚出来的书，差点气昏过去。
学校规定，同等条件下，优先选择书籍编撰靠前的学者为教授。
而吴仁的书里，编委按照姓氏笔画排列，李根刚好比他靠前一个位置。
吴仁恨不得戳瞎自己的双眼。

吴仁在发疯似地转来转去，他绝对不能输给李根。
突然，他灵光一动，冲进厨房，拿出一把刀，猛地挥起两下，砍下自己的双腿。
他看着自己的样子，满意地笑了，这下“吴”少了下面的一撇一捺，正好比“李”少了一画。

正在家偷着乐的李根听了这个消息，冒了一头冷汗。
但他绝不能就此认输。
于是他诡笑着掂起一把刀，走向他儿子。
看着躺在地上的儿子，他满意地嘀咕了一句：“还是比你少一画！”

Introduce:Talked about the business one day, after coming off work, whacked Li Bin walked into a when often go city that wash a foot.
He should hold a foot well, loosen.
Eyeball of have sth in mind of Li Bin narrow one's eyes lies on deck chair, awaiting, do not know today can be which beautiful girl holds a foot to oneself.
He often comes, he knows the girl holding a foot in this inn is very beautiful.
Hold a foot at the same time, chat with the belle at the same time, this is a very good relaxation really method.
Somebody sat down on the platelet stool of his foot edge, li Bin feels.
He is opened open one's eyes, those who see is however old ugly woman.
A fury comes from the change in Li Bin's heart, really hapless still today, how to give cent so a person.
But he is bad also to break out, can be born only fuggy.
Feminine hand is very coarse, grind Li Bin's foot is very uncomfortably.
He is knitting brows, enduring.
He wants a method her bundle off.
Thinking, li Bin's arch one biting painful pass continuously, li Bin is insufferable, suffering cried.
Feminine hand is really heavy still.
She is at a loss the ground looks at Li Bin.
This issues Li Bin the place that had leak, he is scolded one blast namely to the woman.
Ground of feminine ashamed regret is low first.
Li Bin also feels embarrassed find out, continue to let her press.
Pass this lesson apparently, feminine handle gently a lot of.
Even the force begins to become comfortable rise.
Li Bin is very tired, was asleep actually insensibly.
When awaking, the woman still is helping him hold a foot.
He places a hand, express need not.
Stretched his hand next her 10 yuan of fee.
Li Bin stands up, went, but his head develops touchdown all the time however.
The woman holds his hand into the foot, the foot held a hand.
Surname strokes institute should review a professor recently, wu Ren begins insecurity to rise again.
Judged so much year, the eye looked at the colleague that comes in together with oneself to become a professor, but he still suffers from Hahade to bend over in the associate professor locally, go up not to go all the time.
This appraise through comparison, the institute has a quota of people only, wu Renzhi is in must.
The person that is adopting same think of a way still has Li Gen.
He also bitter awaited a lot of years, also do not wish to wait again went down.
The heart seems two people between each other bright mirror, be in stealthily the fourth of the twelve Earthly Branches became sufficient strong.
Recently, a book that Wu Ren writes was about to come down, meaning be ignorant of is worn he enters into an election contest the last weight used on a balance that teachs a competence is about to press fell.
But he is glad to do not rise.
Because of this book make up appoint inside still have Li Gen, he this book gives same calculate on to his add weight.
Did not pass how long, wu Ren's book was published.
This teachs the time synchronism of appraise through comparison with the school almost.
Wu Ren sees a regulation, read the book that just came out again, within an inch of insults the past.
The school sets, below coequal condition, first choice book is made up write the scholar before leaning to be a professor15851