大房和二房

段子赶夜路，不知怎么闯进了一个荒草甸子。

走了很长时间，前面终于出现了一点灯光。
他兴奋地走上前，看清是一户人家。
屋里有人在说话。

段子上前敲门。
出来开门的是一个知识分子模样的老人。
身穿一套灰色制服，鼻梁上架一副金丝边眼镜，脸色很白。

“老先生，请问去草场坡怎么走？”

“你来的方向才是草场坡啊！很远呢。
”

段子这才意识到他转向了。

“小伙子，天这么黑，你干脆住下，天亮再走吧。
”

“太谢谢您了，老人家！”

进了屋之后，段子四下看了看。
屋里是三套间，一明两暗。
明间很大，是老先生的起居室。
暗间里有人在吵嘴，嘟嘟哝哝地听不清楚。

老人给段子倒了茶，跟他闲聊起来。

过了会儿，暗间里的争吵声越来越大，一个老太太冲老先生叫喊：“她总是闹着要和我换房间，你也不管管？”

这时又有一个很年轻的女子的声音传出来，她争辩道：“那本来就是我的屋子！我是大房，你是二房，你就应该住在我外边！”

“我虽然是二房，可我儿女双全！再说，这房子也是儿女给安排的！”

段子感到很奇怪，这老头好像有妻有妾！而且，一老一少之间相差几十年，年轻的竟然是大房！

老先生烦躁地朝那声音挥挥手，然后，对段子说：“你等一下，我处理一下这个事情。
”

接着，他去了屋外，过了一会儿，段子听到外面有挖土的声音。

他好奇地走出去，看见老人正在院子里挖地。
他走近一看，吓得呆若木鸡——原来，他看见老人从地下挖出两个骨灰盒，嘴里还自言自语地叨咕着：“整天吵得我不得安宁，这回我给你们换过来！”

他一转身，看见段子，就说：“都是儿女不孝，并骨时，把骨灰盒的顺序放错了。
”

“啊……”段子大叫一声，落荒而逃。

Introduce:Duan Zi drives nocturnal road, did not know how to rush into grassy marshland of a barren.
Went for a long time, a bit lamplight appeared eventually in front.
Before his agitato walks up, seeing Qing Dynasty is an other people.
The someone in house is saying.
Before going up, Duan Zi knocks.
Those who come out to open the door is the old person of an intellectual about.
Wear uniform of a gray, glasses of a pair of gold-rimmed edge is worn on bridge of the nose, complexion is very white.
"Old gentleman, go excuse me how does careless field slope go? " " the direction that you come to just is careless field slope! Very far.
" this ability realizes Duan Zi he changed direction.
"Boy, the day is so black, you are flat live below, day break goes again.
" " too thank you, a respectful form of address for an old person! " after entering room, duan Zi 4 look.
3 apartment are in house, one bright two dark.
Bright very big, it is the living room of old gentleman.
The somebody in inner room is brabbling, toot toots ground of talk in under tones murmur listens to not be clear about.
The old person poured tea to Duan Zi, with him prattle rises.
Passed to meet, the brawl reputation in inner room is bigger and bigger, an old lady cries to old gentleman: "She always is troubled by should change a room with me, you also are in charge of without giving thought to? " the voice that has a very young woman again at this moment is passed, she argues: "That is my house originally! I am big house, you are 2 rooms, you should live outside me! " " although I am 2 rooms, but my children complete in both respects! Besides, also children gives arrangement this room! " Duan Zi feels very strange, this old man seems to have wife have concubine! And, one old one little between differ a few years, young is big house actually! Ground of old gentleman be agitated waves toward that sound wave, next, say to Duan Zi: "You wait, I handle this issue.
" then, he went outside house, passed a little while, duan Zi is heard outside the voice that has excavation.
He is walked out of curiously, see the old person is digging the ground in the courtyard.
He approachs to look, frighten so that dumbstruck —— is original, he sees an old person from subterranean gouge two urn, return in the mouth alone be favored with is clucking: "Make a noise so that I do not get all the day quiet, this time I am changed to you! " he one face about, see Duan Zi, say: "It is children disobedient, and when bone, the order urn puts a fault.
" " ah …… " Duan Zi cries, be defeated and flee.
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