鬼上身了

有天上午，一中年妇女带者疯疯傻傻哭哭闹闹的女儿来到我师父家。
那姑娘从外表看就是一标准的神经病，又哭又叫又喊又闹。
师父升堂后问那妇女：“你们村或你们家附近有没有吊死的女人？”起初她硬是想不起来，后来师父解释道：“有一姑娘1米65左右，圆脸，长发，是因为失恋想不开才上吊自杀的！”她猛的想起来，原来那是他们邻村的一个女孩。

“怎么？你家还死了一条狗啊？”

“师父，是什么样的狗呢？”她试探地问。

“是一条高50公分的小花狗！”

“是！是！死了一年多了，是条小花狗！难道狗也会跟着啊？”

“它跟着凑热闹！还有2个女的呢！一个有40多岁，是个中年妇女，个子不高1米6左右，凹脸膛，黑红脸蛋，是生孩子死的；另一老太太有60多岁，是和儿媳妇吵架喝药而亡！”

“是，这几个人我都知道的！”

口供一一对上后，师父当时让那两个老女人离身了，剩下的那个女孩子和那狗还不愿离开身，还在闹腾那姑娘！跟他们好说歹说讲道理就是不离开！那个吊死的女孩子向师父哭述道：“我死的太冤枉了！我这么年轻！我什么也没有得到我太后悔了！”“你的死是你一时糊涂所造成的，不是别人把你害死的，你怪不得别人！”但她还是不听劝导，师父就立马掐那女孩子的穴位，那吊死的姑娘害怕了只有连连求饶。
师父后来心软了，看她挺可怜的就住了手。
可是，当师父一松手，她又在那女孩子身上乱蹿起来，师父马上连点几下，从那女孩子口中竟然发出了汪汪的叫声，呵呵，又听到那狗借着那女孩子口说：“我是一只狗！饶了我吧，我走了！”

师父马上接着又连点几下。

“饶了我吧，这回我一定走！”那吊死的女孩子求饶着走了。

后来师父交代那母女俩晚上x点在北方路口、东南方路口和西南路口分别送了x张纸钱，那姑娘就立马彻底好了！

同志们，当我听到师父告诉我那姑娘说“我是一只小狗”这句话时，我都快要笑死了，可师父很严肃的告诉我，这是真的，那狗精逼急了借着那姑娘口说的！哈哈！

一天夜里，天黑的伸手不见五指，师父家来了几个人，都是个顶个的棒小伙子，没进门就喊着：“师父，师父，救命啊！”师父出去一看，是邻村的几个小伙子围架着一个嗷嗷直叫的小伙子！师父升起了阴阳堂！“哪里来的女人这么凶！”师父大喝一声！“没有女人啊，就我们几个男的啊！”大家都面面相觑道。
此时院子里阴风阵阵，大家都毛骨悚然头皮发炸，脊梁沟发凉。
“你们可见过一女子，身高一米七，体态微胖，黑红脸蛋，是被火车轧死的！一身灰不啦叽的衣服，是在铁轨边拣煤块时被轧死的！”他们几个想了想，肯定了是有一个这样的女人！“她死后埋在阴凹潮湿之处，离乱坟岗不远，对吗？”“这我们就不知道了，只听说过有这号女的被火车轧死了，她在我们村有亲戚！”“现在她大有变化！头发比原先张长了！披头散发！四颗獠牙露出齿外！脸色红润还浑身白毛！”师父刚说了几句，那几个小伙都胆战心惊抱作一团，敢靠近那个昏迷的小伙子！其中有一个胆小的小伙子还尿了一裤（是真的哦）。
师父看势头不对，马上打住不说了，叫他们几个振作精神。
当时那个有病的小伙发出了吼吼的怪叫声，张牙舞爪起来。
大家都慌了，七手八脚的在师父的指导下把他按住，这时师父猛得拿住了他的几道大穴，暂时把他给控制住了，然后师父马上写了道通函文裱送于地府阎君，阎君派一判官送来回信说：“此魂上不收下不留，属于孤魂野鬼，怨气不散，葬在潮湿之地才引起了此翻模样！再说，得病这家，此时对你不恭不敬，以前都说三道四骂骂咧咧，此人被上了身，送来之前，他家老太太就说了让那几个小伙子把他放下就跑！此妇人心怀叵测！”当时我师父经验尚少，初出茅庐，她欺我师父年少无知！师父和那位判官交流后，告诉那几个小伙子：“你们回去吧，病已控制，如果再有反复的话，你们另请高明吧！”第二天早上，那小伙子果然旧病复发，他们又来找师父，师父拒绝了，让他们另请高明！那家人已经知道了他们背后说的坏话被师父知道了，只有羞愧的走了。
呵呵，几天后，经过了几翻周折，那家人真心悔改了，师父还是帮他家治好了！

平常骂师父不要紧，但是他对师父给人家治病这事不相信，总是骂骂咧咧的，在乡亲们面前搬弄是非！这就是在骂上方师父在呢！真是什么样的人都有！

Introduce:Have ethereal midday, the person that one middleaged woman is taken is mad mad foolish foolish cry cry be troubled by the daughter that do to come to my master home.
That girl looks from appearance is one standard is neuropathic, cry to make cry to be troubled by again again again again.
The master rises hall hind to ask that the woman: "Is the woman of hang by the neck had near your village or your home? " at first she just is unable to call to mind, the master explains later: "Have one girl 1 meter 65 the left and right sides, round face, long hair, because be lovelorn,be take things too hard ability hang oneself commits suicide! " she thinks suddenly, so that is a girl of their adjacent village.
"How? Does your home return a dog dead? " " master, what kind of dog be? " she explores the ground asks.
"Be tall the floret dog of 50 centimeter! " " be! Yes! Died more than one year, it is a floret dog! can the dog also follow? " " it follows add trouble to! Still have 2 female! One has 40 many years old, it is a middleaged woman, stature is not 1 meter tall 6 the left and right sides, sunken face chamber, black blush egg, it is unripe child is dead; Another old lady has 60 many years old, be quarrel to drink drug and die with daughter-in-law! " " be, I know these a few people! " affidavit is opposite one by one after going up, the master lets those two old women leave a body at that time, that girl that leave and that dog still do not wish to leave a body, still roistering that girl! With them preach of try every possible way to persuade sb manages even if do not leave! The girl of that hang by the neck sobs out to the master: "I am dead too treated unjustly! I am so young! My whats did not get regret of my mother of an emperor! " " yours is you to death temporarily muddleheaded place causes, people does not kill you dead, others of your no wonder! " but she still does not listen to advise, master immediately clutch the point of that girl, the girl of that hang by the neck feared to have only again and again beg for mercy.
The master is softhearted later, see her quite pitiful lived hand.
But, when the master one let go, she goes up personally in that girl again random leap up rises, the master is nodded a few times repeatedly immediately, wherefrom girl gave out tearful cry actually in the mouth, ah, hear that dog to lending that girl the mouth again say: "I am a dog! Forgive I, I went! " the master is nodded a few times repeatedly again then immediately.
"Forgive I, this time I go certainly! " the girl beg for mercy of that hang by the neck is worn.
The master tells that mother and daughter later two X dot is mixed in northward crossing, southeastern crossing in the evening southwest crossing sent X respectively piece paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead, that girl immediately thoroughly good! Comrades, hear a master to tell me that to the girl says when me " I am a doggie " when this word, I am about to laugh dead, but the master is very earnest tell me, this is true, that dog essence forces borrowing that girl mouth urgently to say! Ha! In a day of night, the heaven asks for help blackly not to see the five fingers, master home came to a few9244