超级蚊香
1966
南方的十月份,蚊虫依旧活跃,经常折磨的人夜不能寐。
小三不爱支蚊帐,又嫌杀虫药水味道太大,夜里只能点蚊香驱蚊。
一天,小三出去买蚊香,看见一个道士刚好在卖,不过价钱很贵,十块钱一盘。
小三翻来覆去的看,也没看出道士卖的蚊香有什么特别,问道士,道士说自己卖的蚊香不用点燃就能驱蚊,一盘蚊香少说也能用上好几个月。
小三不信,不过道士说不管用可以退货,所以好奇的小三还是掏出十块钱买了一盘。
小三带着蚊香回到家,按道士说的,没点,直接放在床头。
没想到真的很管用,整整一晚上,没有一只蚊子来打扰小三睡觉。
小三觉得奇怪极了,免不了琢磨起原因来,可蚊香就是普通的蚊香,没有任何特别。
小三百思不得其解,就去问卖蚊香的道士,那道士摆摆手,直道不可说不可说,表情特严肃,贼兮兮,唬得小三都不敢问下去了。
这一晚,小三半夜忽然惊醒,一睁眼就看见放在床头柜上的蚊香,却见蚊香上生出一条透明的细线,一路向上伸展。
小三顺着往上一看,烟雾缭绕中,一只被细线牢牢绑住左脚的鬼正飘来飘去忙着逮蚊子,那表情,嘿,幽怨的跟一被逼良为娼的小媳妇似地!
小三傻愣愣地看着那鬼忙来忙去,腾地吼出一句:
“靠,这道士!”
Introduce:Southern ten month, mosquito as before active, the person night that often torments cannot sleep.
Small 3 do not love to raise mosquito net, disrelish helminthic water again flavour is too big, can nod midge of mosquito-repellent incense drive only at night.
A day, small 3 go out to buy mosquito-repellent incense, see a Taoism priest just is selling, price is very expensive nevertheless, 10 money a dish.
Small 3 again and again look, what does the mosquito-repellent incense that also did not see Taoism priest sells have special, ask Taoism priest, the mosquito-repellent incense that Taoism priest says to he sells need not be ignited can drive midge, a dish of mosquito-repellent incense says less to also can use on several months.
Small 3 do not believe, no matter use,nevertheless Taoism priest says to be able to return money, so curious small 3 still drew out 10 money to buy a dish.
Small 3 belts are worn mosquito-repellent incense returns the home, say by Taoism priest, do not have a dot, put in the head of a bed directly.
Did not think of true canal to use, full one in the evening, will disturb without a mosquito small 3 sleep.
Small 3 wondering extremely, be unavoidable to consider a reason to come, but mosquito-repellent incense is common mosquito-repellent incense, not any special.
Small 300 think of do not get its to solve, go asking the Taoism priest that sells mosquito-repellent incense, that Taoism priest is placed place a hand, straight line cannot say, expression is especially earnest, thief fearsome, bluff is gotten small 3 dare not ask.
This one evening, small three night sleep lightly suddenly, one goggle see the mosquito-repellent incense that is put on ark of the head of a bed, see a transparent filament is born on mosquito-repellent incense however, the extend on one direction.
Small 3 look down upgrade, aerosol winds around in, be being waved to wave by the ghost that filament firmly binds left foot only busy capture mosquito, that expression, hey, the is prostitute with one fine be forcinged young son's wife of hidden bitterness is like the ground! Small 3 foolish be stupefied be stupefied the ground looks at that ghost busy come busy go, the growl that vacate the ground gives: "Lean, this Taoism priest! This Taoism priest!! 13569