搞笑三只鬼

三只鬼坐在树下，看月亮，它们打赌，看谁的本领最强。

第一只鬼飘走了，没一会儿就回来了，脑袋被打扁了，手也掉了一只，身上的皮被抓得这里一块那里一块。

“怎么了？”

鬼哭丧着说：“我找到一个女孩子，才做了一鬼脸，她就像一个疯子一 样冲过来，闭着眼睛，对着我又撕又抓又咬，把我搞成现在这样子”

第二只鬼出发了，一会儿沮丧着回来，身上到是完整无缺。

另外两只鬼问：“怎么，你也没吓到人？”

鬼摇摇头“别提了，我找到一个小男生，他知道我是鬼以后，刚开始挺怕，后来竟然求我，猛鬼大哥，帮我去偷一份明天的数字考试试卷怎样？”

第三只鬼跳起来，“我还就不信这个邪了！当鬼的吓不了当人的”。

第三只鬼出发了。

一会儿，他也垂头丧气的回来了，“现在的小孩怎么胆子这么大啊！我用尽了全身招数，那小孩就连眼睛都不眨一下，一直那么笑着！”

“不会吧！有这么胆大的小孩！？”两个鬼不相信了，三个鬼一起去看那个胆大的小孩……

“你脑袋是不是有毛病啊！这个只是一个小孩子的腊像啊！”

“我怎么知道，你们知道我近视嘛，这是谁做的啊？做得这么像真的，把我当鬼的都骗了……”

Introduce:3 ghost sit below the tree, see a moon, they bet, who to see fearsome capability is the strongest.
The first ghost waves, did not come back a little while, the head is hit flat, the hand also dropped, the skin that goes up personally is caught to get here over there together.
"How? " ghost cries funeral wears say: "I find a girl, just made one mask used as a toy, she rushs like a bedlamite, closing an eye, rip again to me catch again bite again, my put through now this appearance " the 2nd ghost set out, distressing to come back a little while, arriving on the body is intact.
Additionally two ghost ask: "How, didn't you also scare a person? " ghost shakes shake one's head " did not carry, I find a young man student, after he knows I am ghost, just began to hold out be afraid of, beg me actually later, fierce ghost eldest brother, how to help me steal the digital exam examination paper tomorrow? " start of the 3rd ghost comes, "I still do not believe this evil! When ghost cannot frighten those who become a person " .
The 3rd ghost set out.
A little while, he is crestfallen also came back, "Present child how courage is so great! I exhausted systemic way, that child does not blink even the eye, all the time so laughing! " " won't! Have so audacious child! ? " two ghost did not believe, 3 ghosts see that audacious child …… together " your head is amiss! This is a dot only dried meat resemble! " " how do I know, you know I am myopic, who is this do ah? Do so picture really, become me of ghost cheated …… "7840