恐怖影院

那天，我在去电影院看一部片。

不得不说，现在的恐怖片越来越不恐怖，因此我不得不选择在午夜这样一个可以增加恐怖气氛的时间去看。

恐怖片开始放影了。
面对一个又一个恐怖画面，我有一种忍不住想笑的感觉。
我是一个有素质有教养的人，为了不影响其他观众，我努力忍住自己，我把身上所有发笑的细胞都掐死在它们暴发之前。

这时，我的耳畔突然传出银铃般的笑声，扭回头看，在我的后排上坐着一个妩媚的女观众，她纤纤的玉指指着放映恐怖电影的屏幕笑得白白的牙齿都露出来了。

——竟然有人和我有同感，看恐怖片感觉像在看暴笑喜剧。

没想到，女观众笑音未落，剧院里跟着响起暴风雨般的笑声。

我终于忍不住加入暴笑的行列，哈哈哈，哈哈哈……我笑得双手捂住肚子，直笑得肚子疼。
更有无数观众笑得从座椅上滑下来，在地上直打滚儿。

突然，影院的大灯被人打开，剧院里一片光明，如同白昼。

电影院的笑声嘎然而止。

一个人在大门口厉声高呵：“谁在笑？剧院早就关门了，谁还在这里犯神经病呢？”

我抬头四顾，这才发现，空荡荡的电影院里仅仅坐着我一个人。

Introduce:That day, I go in midnight the cinema sees a horror piece.
Must say, present horror piece more and more not horrible, accordingly I must choose to be in the time that midnight can increase horrible atmosphere so goes looking.
Horrible piece begin to put a picture.
Face an another horror picture, I have a kind of feeling that cannot help wanting to laugh.
I am one has the person with cultured quality, to do not affect other audience, I keep back hard oneself, I take the cell of all laugh on the body by the throat before they are eruptive.
At this moment, my side side comes out suddenly the laugh like Yin Ling, twist look round, in the female audience that there is a charm on my back row, the jade of her fine fine points to pointing to the screen that shows horrible motion picture to laugh for nothing dental Dou Lou came out.
—— has person and me to have the same feeling actually, see horror piece sensory resembling is seeing cruel laugh comedic.
Cannot think of, daughter audience laugh sound did not fall, the laugh like the rainstorm rings accordingly in the theater.
The cavalcade that I cannot help joining cruel laugh eventually, hahaha, with a ha breath out haing …… I laugh so that both hands covers abdomen, laugh continuously collywobbles.
More countless audiences laugh so that slip from seat, roll about continuously on the ground.
Abrupt, the headlight of the cinema is opened, a light in the theater, as daytime.
The laugh of the cinema stops suddenly.
A person breathes out high in a stern voice in gate mouth: "Who is laughing? The theater is early closed, who still makes here neuropathic? " I look up Sigu, this ability discovers, there is my person merely in deserted cinema.
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