清明话鬼

清明节的时候，几个发小难得能够凑在一起，于是相约在一家小排档聚聚。

酒足饭饱之后，也不知是谁出的馊主意，说什么清明时节怎能没有鬼故事？大家随声附和说那是。
随来的女眷一个个把头摇的跟拨浪鼓似的表示反对，说清明节讲鬼故事怪的。
许是碍于面子，几个大男子个个拍着胸脯表胆大。
借着几分酒劲，大伙开始绞尽脑汁想起那些与鬼有关的故事。

靠窗的阿伟看着窗外那些正在烧纸钱的阿婆，转身对我们说：“我先来吧！大学刚毕业那会儿，因为没钱，只好租住在郊区的一栋老式公寓楼里。
公寓里大多是些老人，早上还打过招呼，晚上人就不在了的事常有。
刚住进去的时候，常在里碰见一个老奶奶微笑着和我打招呼。
有一天晚上看见老太太的家人在烧纸钱，出于礼貌，我说请节哀。
那家人说老太太死了一年多了，因为暴病死的，人想想还是很伤心。
我当时站在电梯口，后背凉飕飕。
”

阿伟话音一落，我身边的小波接过话茬：“说到房子，我跟你们说说我一同事最近的那些烦心事。
我的同事最近搬进了新家，这本来是件高兴的事，可我那同事整天唉声叹气。
追问原因。
他一脸苦恼的告诉我他老婆每次进电梯都要打招呼，甭管有人没人。
我说这是好事啊，说明嫂子乐观，热爱生活。
我那同事沮丧的对我说问题是我们住的小区原来是块阴宅！每次他老婆对着空空的电梯打招呼，他总觉得头皮发紧。
”

小波刚说完，小华起身离席，一脸抱歉的说：“你们先聊着，我去方便一下。
”说着往外走。
小波的女朋友冲着小华的背影说：“去别进最靠里的那一个，片里说深夜那儿经常有鬼蹲在。
”小华一脸坏笑的说：“真的假的？我去看看。
”

小华一走，大家伙一时间没了话茬，就坐着干等小华回来。

阿伟看气氛冷清，就拿出烟来发给大伙抽。
这时小华的女朋友发话了：“你们这些男人要把抽烟这个坏毛病改掉，特别是在你们孩子面前更不能抽！”阿伟不以为然的说：“咋的啦？一根、两根烟对孩子影响不大吧？”小华女友很认真的说道：“对孩子身体的影响倒还是其次，更严重的是他们会效仿你们学抽烟。
”小华女友越说越来劲，只见她她舔了舔嘴唇说：“我一同事有个五岁的儿子，十分乖巧可爱。
他经常为嗜烟如命的爸爸点烟，爸爸欣喜若狂，时常摸着儿子的头大家加赞许。
的一个中午，爸爸妈妈将熟睡的儿子反锁在卧室里。
儿子醒来找不到爸爸妈妈害怕的哭了起来……床头爸爸的打火机让儿子忘掉了害怕，儿子开心的玩起了打火机，点燃了整个蚊帐……”小华女友看着窗外正在燃烧的纸钱，红通通的火焰正在她眼里燃烧，放佛她看到了现场的情景。
说真的，我们一时间还真的被怔住了。

小波的女友打破了僵局：“还好我家小波在家里从不抽烟，他只好打。
”

谁料小华女友马上接过话茬说道：“迷恋上网也不好。
我一朋友最近迷上了网游。
恰逢他老婆加班，我朋友那个欣喜若狂啊，伏在电脑桌前杀的个天昏地暗。
当他突然想起他那三岁的孩子时，他赶忙起身寻找。
他看到他儿子的一只凉鞋摆在空荡荡的阳台上，窗帘在微风的吹拂中，轻轻地摇曳着。
我朋友那血压嗖一下就起来了。
”

我看到小波的女友撅着嘴，一脸的不乐意，还狠狠地攥了攥小波的衣角。

说心里话，我也觉得小华的女友说的有点过了，要说是编故事倒还好，假如果真如此，那她的那些朋友也太衰了点。
我看小华女友的一席话把阿伟、小波两对小两口都得罪了，连忙起身打圆场。
“这好时好日的，我们别拿孩子说事，那样显得我们有些不地道，不如我们换个话题吧。
我看你们今晚都开车来的，那我就给你们讲一个跟车子有关的一个小故事！”

“今天早上我的一个女同事上班的时候脸色苍白、精神恍惚，跟人说话的时候人一直不停地发抖。
我问同事怎么了？同事告诉我昨晚同事目睹了一场车祸，那个头还滚到她的车底下来。
我说那又不关你的事，你吓傻了？她说今天总感觉那头还在车底下，让我帮忙看看。
我吞了口水，看着她迷离的眼神，说真的，当时我还真的不敢去看。
如果换成是你们，你们敢不敢？”

对面两个大男人死要面子，装出一副不屑的样子。

这时一直躲在阿伟怀里的阿伟老婆也来了兴致：“说到亲身经历，我给你们讲一个我亲身经历的故事：那是一年开学初，有个初一女生一到深夜就跑进厕所哇哇大哭，哭声特别的凄凉。
我们生活指导老师当是新生不习惯新坏境，打电话通知家长。
得到的答案却是女孩一个星期前死在了自家的浴缸里。
对方问学校是不是搞错了？接电话的老师顿时毛骨悚然，忙派人去找。
找遍整个学校没有女生的踪影。
深夜，厕所里的哭声还在……”

阿伟老婆话音刚落，门突然被人撞开了。
门口站着满身湿漉漉小华，一幅神情呆滞的样子。
在座的几位男士估计是被吓到了，都坐在那一动不动的看着小华。
倒是那几个女眷机灵，赶忙过去扶小华坐下，连拍带捏、又是红糖水又是醋的，好半响才让小华缓过神来。
我们关切的问小华发生了什么事，只见小华一脸恐惧的说：“我刚进厕所的时候，我把厕所的门一个一个的踹开了，没找不到一个人影。
我无聊至极，就蹲在那玩起了手机。
可当我起身离开的时候，厕所最角落的那里门里传来了一句沙哑的声音，我吓得提裤子就跑。
厕所地太滑，我摔了一跤，那个痛啊！”

这时，门口传来了一声沙哑的声音：“兄弟，你跑什么啊？刚才你在厕所掉了手机，我怎么叫了都叫不住你。
你这人真是……给，你的手机。
”我们抬头看着说话沙哑的中年人，一脸愕然。
那个中年人扫视着发呆的我们：“喝酒喝傻了，不会喝酒就少喝点。
这种节日早点回家，少在外面游荡。
”说着把手机往小华怀里一扔，转身离开了我们的房间。

我们一群拍着胸脯表胆大的大老爷们你看看我、我看看你，发现彼此的脸被吓得铁青。
你说这叫什么事？一群衰人出的馊主意。
那晚大家都觉得无趣，各自打道回府了。

Introduce:Tomb-sweeping day when, a few hair are small god-given can collect is together, make an appointment to discharge archives to get together in one wife and children then.
After wine full meal is full, also knowing is the lousy idea that who gives, say season of what Pure Brightness can do not have ghost story how? Chime in with others says great master is then.
Along with the womenfolk of a family that come each follows what the head shakes express to object like rattle-drum, say tomb-sweeping day tells ghost story quite fearsome.
Making is to hinder at face, each is taking a few old men chest watch is audacious.
Lending a few minutes of wine interest, groups big begin the old practice that cudgel one's brains for remembers to those and ghost are concerned.
Outside relying on the A Wei of the window to look at a window, those are burning the A mother-in-law of paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead, face about says to us: "I come first! At that time of college firm graduate, because do not have money, be forced to be hired.
Some of old person is mostly in apartment, still had made call in the morning, the person often has with respect to the thing of be dead in the evening.
When firm occupy goes, constant in the meet unexpectedly in elevator smile of an old grandma is worn and I greet sb.
The family that sees an old lady in the evening one day is burning paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead, stem from courtesy, I say to ask restrain one's grief.
That family says the old lady died more than one year, die because of sudden attack of a severe illness, it is very sad that the family member wants to return.
I stand in elevator mouth at that time, chilly is carried on the back after.
" A Wei one's voice in speech falls, the small wave beside me has received word stubble: "Respecting house, I say with you I work in the same place those recent irritated worry.
My colleague is moved into new home recently, this is a glad thing originally, but my that colleague groans all the day.
Examine minutely a reason.
Of his one face affliction tell me him to wife wants to greet sb into elevator every time, do not run someone nobody.
I say this is meddlesome, explain elder brother's wife is hopeful, have deep love for the life.
The my that work in the same placing's depressed village that says to me the problem is we live is a shade so curtilage! Every time his wife lets sb know to the elevator of empty sky, he always feels scalp hair is close.
" small wave just said, xiaohua rises from banquet, one face says feel sorrily: "You are chatting first, I go going to the lavatory.
" saying to go outside.
The girlfriend of small wave is developing Xiaohua's back to say: "Go the toilet is not entered most rely on a that in, horrible piece in say a late night there often there is sth fishy crouchs in.
" Xiaohua one face is bad facial saying: "False really? I go looking.
" Xiaohua goes, big guy did not have word stubble for a short while, sitting to work wait for Xiaohua to come back.
A Wei sees atmosphere cold and cheerless, take out smoke to send groups big to smoke.
At this moment Xiaohua's girlfriend sends a word: "You these men want a smoking give up of this bad mistake, cannot smoke more before your child especially! " A Wei objects say: "How? Are two one root, smoke not big to child influence? " the say with Xiaohua very serious cummer: "Fall to the influence of child body or next9942