新聊斋:冤魂头骨

话说锦州有个黑山县，解放战争中著名的黑山阻击战就发生在那里，有个101高地，现在那里松林郁郁葱葱，有块英雄纪念碑立在那里。

这附近有个村子，村子有夫妻二人，男的叫老宽，女的叫小白。
两口子恩恩爱爱，男的也不出去打工，就守在跟老婆种大棚，种点青椒、棚桃。

这天晚上两人看过电视就都睡觉了，老宽睡得正香感觉有人在巴拉他，睁眼一看是他妈，他妈说，宽儿啊，你得看着点你媳妇，你媳妇有人了。

老宽一听挺生气，说，妈你不睡觉，瞎琢磨啥呢，小白是啥人你不知道啊，她有啥人了，你都老糊涂了。

他妈一听也来气了，说，我他妈的眼看那个男的现在就睡在你炕上，我还怎么瞎琢磨呢？老宽往炕头看看，媳妇在那睡的好好的，哪有别人啊，更生气了，说，你快睡觉去吧，哪有别人啊，这不就我们俩吗，再说你都死好几年了，又回家来嘎哈来了？

说完，老宽忽悠一下就醒了，原来是个梦。

醒来后，老宽也吓了一身冷汗，一想这老太太都死好几年了，神神道道回来干啥。

吃过早饭，两口子亲亲热热去了大棚，揭开棉被，钻进温室，小白说哎呀妈呀，有几颗辣椒得青枯病啦，赶紧上老何二姐夫那去买桶盘古冲上吧。

老宽说，盘古能管事儿啊？你听谁说地啊？

小白说，你痛快地吧，还谁说地啥啊，就我说地，管事儿。

老宽赶紧骑上摩托车就去买盘古。
一会功夫就回来了。

老宽进了温室，看见小白靠着墙边坐着呢，没干活。
就走过去捏了媳妇脸蛋一下，调戏到：小妞儿，爷回来了，给爷唱个小曲儿！

谁知道小白杏眼圆睁，柳眉倒竖大声骂道：你个龟儿子，哪一个是你家小妞儿，老子是国军连长，你个板板，混混儿，你晓得哪一个是你小妞儿？

老宽吓傻了，小白本来一口地道锦州回舌腔，这时候说的却是四川男中音……

老宽说，媳妇你咋地啦，这是啊。

小白说，我日你个先人板板，哪一个是你媳妇，老子是男滴。

老宽明白了，这是中邪了，心想这可咋整，这可咋整？

这时候突然想起，鬼怕桃木，赶紧跑到前面桃树棚里，拽了几个桃树枝回来。

小白一见他拿着桃树枝就更加愤怒了：你个板板，还拿桃树枝，老子怕你么？说着张牙舞爪向老宽扑过来。

老宽差点吓尿了，但是也不能跑啊，就迎面给了老婆一树枝子。

小白啊地一声坐到地上，压坏了好几颗辣椒苗。

然后问老宽，老宽，你拿着几个树条子要干哈呀？

老宽也不敢和老婆说啊，他怕老婆也害怕。

老宽说，没事。
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小白说，老宽，刚才我睡着了，梦见一个国民党匪兵，满脑瓜子是血呀，他非得抓住我不让我走，他说话垮不丢丢地。

完了，老宽一想这指定是中邪撞到鬼了。

从此后，小白三番五次的说四川话，开始用桃树枝还管用，后来也不管用了。

这可怎么办，找跳大神的吧？人家都知道他们那个屯子附近都是恶鬼、横死鬼，一般道行的大神也不敢去啊。

这么着，两人商量一下，爬山涉水到千山顶上找了一个高僧，让人家给看看，高僧说，其实也不是啥大事，女施主好好想想是不是什么时候做过冒犯人家的事情了？

小白想了想，突然一哆嗦说，艾玛，我知道了，今年秋天时候我去纪念碑那块树林里拣蘑菇，一下子踢出个人脑袋骨来，我当时吓的心扑腾扑腾之跳，转身就跑回家了。

高僧说二位施主回去把那个头骨找到，再给埋回去，烧点纸就没事了。

老宽就一人去那个树林找那头骨去了，找了两天终于找到了，一看那个头骨正中间有个洞，不用说，是枪打的。
老宽就叨咕叨咕，说冒犯了，怎么怎么地。
给埋上了，烧点纸。

按说故事该结束了。

幸福生活并没有这么快的来，这事过了大半年，小白不再犯病了。

一天正在吃饭，小白忽然说：瓜娃儿，去拿点辣椒来。

老宽一听不对啊，怎么又四川味儿了呀？这时候小白说：瓜娃儿，你放心，我不会再折腾你婆娘了，我在那山上也很寂寞，想回老家也找不到方向，我们这些横死他乡的糊涂鬼，都不知道是为了谁死地，就这样飘荡在这里吧。
我会时常到你这来耍耍地……

老宽愁死了。

无巧不成书，一次老宽与我偶遇，谈论起盘古在辣椒青枯病上的应用，觉着老宽人很不错，我看老宽眼眶发黑，印堂发暗，就和他唠了一会家常，老宽把家中情况和我说了。

我说这事儿好办，你上网在百度上下载一张黑山去往全国各地的路线图，然后去给这个头骨烧了，注意要下载繁体字版本的。

老宽说鬼能看懂地图吗？我说你真是瓜娃子，人家是正规国军连长，一定是有文化的，怎么会看不懂地图？

老宽说那我试一试。
我说你再多烧点纸，现在高速过道费都挺贵的……

后来，后来老宽和小白就幸福快乐的种大棚去了。

Introduce:The word says bright and beautiful city has a black hill county, the battle of famous black hill nick in war of liberation happens over, have a 101 raises, the pine forest is lush and green over there now, a heroic monument stands over.
There is a village near this, the village has husband and wife 2 people, cry maly old wide, call Xiaobai femaly.
Conjugal love of favour of husband and wife loves, male also do not go out to work, defend plant with wife in the home big canopy, plant peach of bit of green pepper, canopy.
Two people had looked TV to sleep this day night, old wide sleep popular perception somebody is in cling to pull him, goggle looking is his Mom, his Mom says, wide ah, you must look at bit of your daughter-in-law, your daughter-in-law somebody.
Old wide listen quite angry, say, mom you do not sleep, blind consider what, xiaobai is you do not know what person, she has what person, you are doited.
His Mom listens to also was enraged, say, my fuck soon that male sleep on your kang now, do I consider how foolishly still? Old wide look toward the warmer end of kang, daughter-in-law sleeps in that well, which have others, reborn gas, say, you are fast sleep go, which have others, this not with respect to us two, say you are dead several years again, come home again will be breathed out came? Say, old wide flicker woke, it is a dream so.
After awaking, old wide also frightened a suit cold sweat, think this old lady is dead several years, divine spirit way come back to do what.
Had eaten breakfast, husband and wife is affectionate went big canopy, open quilt, get into conservatory, xiaobai says alas Mom ah, a few chili get green withered disease, go up rapidly old Heer elder sister's husband buys bucket Pan Gu to rush then.
Old wide say, can Pan Gu run a thing? Who do you listen to to say the ground? Xiaobai says, you are delighted the ground, still who says ground what, say the ground with respect to me, run a thing.
Old wide ride autocycle to buy Pan Gu rapidly.
A little while kongfu came back.
Old wide entered hot house, see Xiaobai is sitting by the side of recumbent wall, did not work.
Went by to pinch daughter-in-law cheek, dally with: Little girl, father came back, sing a popular tune to father! Who knows eye circle opens small Bai Xing, beautiful eyebrows sets upright flite to: You a chelonian son, which is girl of your wife and children, father is national army company commander, you board, mix mix, do you know which is you little girl? Old wide frighten foolish, originally city of a tunnel bright and beautiful answers Xiaobai glossal antrum, what say at that time is Sichuan baritone …… however old wide say, daughter-in-law you how, this is.
Xiaobai says, my day you a forefathers board, which is your daughter-in-law, father is male drop.
Old wide clear, this is medium unhealthy environmental influences that cause disease, the heart thinks this can be rectified how, can be this rectified how? Remember suddenly at that time, ghost is afraid of peach wood, run rapidly in front in peach canopy, dragged branch of a few peach9890