殡仪馆

相信很多人包括你和我一听到殡仪馆这叁个字，莫明的恐惧便从意识中浮现出来，如果要我在殡仪馆留一晚，我令愿借宿街头，而故事的主角是在殡仪馆的工作的，可想而知他的胆量比起我和你都要大。

小黄是某殡仪馆太平间的管理员，这晚他实在喝了太多咖啡，因此要到外面的洗手间去小解，当他第五次小解完，从洗手间回到太平间的时候，他看见一个陌生人在太平间内翻阅着他台上的文件，於是乎小黄大怒，质问他说：

「对不起，先生，那是我的文件！请问阁下是谁，你可知未经许可，不能擅进此地吗？」

陌生人回答道：「我是卫生督察！」

小黄唯有再追问：「你们在晚上也要办公吗？」

对方答道：「当然。
」

小黄说：「你好像来到这不久？」

那人又说：「是啊！刚刚到。
」

小黄大胆追问：「那你觉得我的工作表现如何？」

对方坦白地回答：「老实说，真是糟糕透顶，连刚死去的人的相貌也记不清楚！」

小黄正想说什麽的时候，只见那陌生人拉开了太平间内其中的一格柜，悄悄的躺下，更自动把门关上。

小黄想呼叫，但可惜因尿胀而叫不出来。
他只好再次匆匆的奔向洗手间小解去。

Introduce:Believe a lot of people include you and me to hear funeral parlour these three words, mo Ming's fear comes out now from the float in consciousness, if want me to leave one evening in funeral parlour, my making wishs street of stay overnight at sb else's place, and the leading role of the story is the mortuary job in funeral parlour, can be imagined his courage wants compared with I and you big.
Xiaohuang is the administrator of mortuary of some funeral parlour, he drank this evening really too much coffee, because this wants the closet to the outside to pass water, pass water the 5th times when him, when returning mortuary from closet, he sees a stranger is reading the document on his stage in mortuary varus, at be small Huang Danu, interrogatory he says: " I am sorry, gentleman, that is my file! Who is Your Exllency excuse me, you are knowable without the license, cannot does arrogate to oneself take this place? " stranger replies: " I am wholesome superintend! " Xiaohuang examines minutely again only: " do you also want to handle official bussiness in the late evening? " the other side answers: " of course.
" Xiaohuang says: " do you seem to come to this before long? " that person says again: " be! Just arrive.
" Xiaohuang is bold examine minutely: " do then you feel my job is behaved how? " the other side replies candidly: " plainspoken, it is bad in the extreme really, the appearance of gone person also writes down Lian Gang to not be clear about! " when small Huang Zheng wants what to say, see that stranger pulled open the among them one case ark inside mortuary only, stealthily lay down, close the door more automatically.
Xiaohuang misses call, but do not come out because of make water bilges and crying regrettablly.
He is forced to run quickly hurriedly to closet to pass water again.
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