诈尸(短)

那是99年冬天，搭朋友的货车去河北，车路过一个村子，我们的的老同学住那，正好老同学的父亲刚刚仙逝，一家人都披麻挂孝的忙呢。
几天来车上的劳顿，让我们没了什么避讳，在老同学家睡了一下午。
晚上就替人家守灵。

停在正房，蒙着白布横躺在炕上的门板上。
我们走南闯北不怕这些的，就在地上摆个桌子，和两个死者家属——-兄弟俩赵安和赵光打麻将。
大约晚上两点，都觉得饿了，要出去吃点饭。
但是得留一个人看着，因为防着被猫，耗子什么冲了——冲了会怎么样，我们也不知道。
赵安的胆大，自己留下看，让我们出去吃完给他带一份就行了。

在乡下小饭店吃饱喝足，朋友还和服务员合唱几首情歌才回去。
朋友刚推开门，大叫一声“诈尸了”，拔腿就跑，我一听酒立刻醒了，和另一个家属也撒开腿跑，我们明白的听到身后的门砰的被撞开，急促沉重的脚步在身后追着，我壮胆回头看，黑暗中那个影子分明戴着瓜皮帽张牙舞爪的追着，我们更卖力气的跑——-终于跑不动了。
后面的也追上来了——Tmd，竟然是留下看尸体的的赵安。

“好你个赵安，”他哥哥赵光纠住他：“戴死人帽子吓唬我们，开玩笑也过分……”“手拿开，”赵安气喘吁吁的说：“你干什么，回来了就喊诈尸吓唬我……妈呀，你们吃完饭了，我可没吃饭就这么跑——”我和朋友彼此看看相视一笑，原来是误会。
可是，赵安又怎么戴上尸体的帽子呢？赵安说：“我都困了，不知从哪里串进一只猫，把我帽子碰掉了，我顺手捡起来，谁知道会捡这个戴上？难道死人帽子也被猫撞掉了？”说到这里，大家都觉得不详的预感涌上心头，我们赶紧赶回去。

院子里已经乱套了，人们争着从门里往出挤，还有的翻墙。
这次真的诈尸了！院子里僵硬的跳着追人的正是死去那个老头！而且追出门了，整个村子都炸锅了。

还是负责主持丧事的先生有经验。
让人们给尸体扔枕头。
人们照办向尸体扔枕头，尸体抱的枕头多了，最后被压倒了，人们给枕头堆浇上汽油把尸体烧了。

附：人死时有时胸中还残留一口气，如果被猫鼠什么冲了就会假复活，即平常说的诈尸。
但是这一口气完全不能支撑起生命，只会让复活的尸体野兽般的乱追咬，最后那口气累出来倒地，才算彻底死了。

Introduce:That is 99 years of winters, the freight car that builds a friend goes to Heibei, the car is transient a village, our old schoolmate lives that, the father of old schoolmate of as it happens just die away, the family wraps around what hemp hangs filial piety is busy.
A few days come the fatigued on the car, let us what do not have to evade, slept in old schoolmate home one afternoon.
Replace family keep vigil beside the coffin in the evening.
The body stops in principal rooms, unconscious calico is lying on the door plank on kang.
Our journey north and south is not afraid of these, place a table on the ground, with brother of ——- of two deads family member two Zhao are installed and Zhao light hits mahjong.
About in the evening at 2 o'clock, feel hungry, want to go out to eat bit of meal.
But a keep person is looked at, because be being prevented by the cat, what developed mouse —— rushed to meet how, we also do not know.
What Zhao installs is audacious, oneself stay look, let us go out to eat him to took to go.
In the country a slap-bang shop is satiate drink sufficient, the member that the friend returns kimono Wu chorally a few love song just go back.
The friend just was pushed open the door, cry " cheat cadaver " , begin to run, I listened to wine to wake immediately, also scatter a leg to run with another family member, of the our clear door phut that hears back be swung open, hurried and serious step is being chased after in back, my boost one's courage looks round, that shadow in darkness is wearing skullcap make threatening gestures clearly chasing after, we more of exert all one's strength run ——- runs to be not moved eventually.
From the back also chased after ——Tmd, it is the Zhao An that leaves those who see a body actually.
"Good you a Zhao An, " correct of Zhao Guang of his elder brother lives he: "Wear gally of the dead cap we, joking beyond the mark also …… " " the hand puts away, " Zhao An says breathlessly: "What do you do, came back to call cheat cadaver gally my …… Mom ah, you eat a meal, I can not have a meal so run —— " each other see I and friend be inspected laugh, it is misunderstanding so.
But, how does Zhao An wear the hat of the body again? Zhao An says: "I was stranded, do not know to be strung together from where into a cat, touch my cap, my conveniently pick up comes, who knows to you can collect this to wear? is the dead cap also bumped into by the cat? " here, everybody feels to premonition unspecifiedly emerge mind, we hurried back rapidly.
In the courtyard already turn things upside down, people is being contended for go to from the door piece crowded, return some to turn over a wall.
This true cheat dead body! What jumping stiff to seek a person in the courtyard is gone that old man! And chase after went out, whole village scamper boiler.
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