夜盗惊魂

毛家村有个叫毛虫的人，吃喝嫖赌偷，可谓五毒俱全。

这天晚上，毛虫从镇上赌博赢钱回来，一路上脚步轻飘，哼着小调，心里别提有多得意，当他路过枣子村时，一阵夜风吹来，毛虫闻到了一股浓郁的枣香，让他垂涎欲滴。
都说枣子村的枣子香气诱人，今晚一闻，果然名不虚传。
眼下正是枣子成熟的时节，偷瓜摸枣又正好是他的老本行，何不去摘几颗尝尝？

打定主意后，毛虫蹑手蹑脚地进了村。
此时正值夜深人静，皓月当空，毛虫很顺利地绕到村后，溜进了一个枣园里。
他没有贸然上树，而是屏息细听，只听见从紧挨枣园的一间屋子里传来了香甜的鼾声，他这才放下心来。
他看准一棵结满果子的大枣树，双手往树干上一攀，然后像狸猫一般爬了上去，几乎没弄出半点响动。
上得树后，毛虫瞧着那些挂满枝头的香枣，口水直流，急不可待地摘了一颗个儿大的，伸手就要往嘴巴里塞。
就在这时，意外发生了，毛虫脚踩的树枝不知是被虫子蛀空了，还是别的原因，突然“咔嚓”一声断了！毛虫猝不及防，整个身子就像断了线的风筝似的，直往下掉。

也算是毛虫幸运，这棵大枣树的下面正好是一个高大结实的南瓜棚，毛虫仰面朝天掉在南瓜棚上，发出一声闷响，南瓜棚剧烈地摇晃了几下，居然挺住了没散架倒下。
毛虫整个人被宽大的南瓜叶子埋住，南瓜叶子和藤蔓上长满的毛刺撩得他脸上痒痒的，怪难受的。
毛虫正要挣扎着身子离开南瓜棚开溜，突然从紧挨枣园的那间屋子里传来了一个老汉的声音：“谁？”毛虫一听，不好，刚才的响声把枣园的主人惊醒了！他吓得连大气都不敢出，好在他能够急中生智，嘴巴一张，“汪汪汪”地学了几声狗叫。
这一招还真够灵验的，随即传来了老汉的声音：“噢，原来是条野狗在捣蛋。
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毛虫原以为学几声狗叫就会蒙混过关。
借机脱身，谁知道“吱呀”一声，老汉打开了后门，披着衣服，拿着一根长烟杆直奔枣园而来。
毛虫立刻慌了神，赶紧仰面一动不动地又躺在南瓜棚上，让又粗又密的南瓜叶把自己盖了个严严实实。
老汉往枣园里四下瞅了瞅，见无任何异样，便径直走到南瓜棚架下面，“吧嗒吧嗒”地抽起烟来，边抽边自个唠叨：“唉，年纪大了，觉也少了，被野狗一吵醒就再也睡不着了。
”毛虫一听，心里暗暗叫苦，只得屏住呼吸躺在南瓜棚上硬撑，那滋味真的是不好受啊！

时间一分一秒地过去。
毛虫的肩背酸了，手脚麻了，可老汉却没有半点儿回屋休息的迹象。
好不容易熬到他把一袋烟抽完，老汉又来事了，他把头一抬，借着月光数起南瓜棚上的南瓜来，“一、二、三……”数着数着，老汉突然疑惑起来，“咦，不对呀，棚架上分明只有九只南瓜，今晚怎么多出了一个？敢情是我老糊涂了，记性差了，眼睛不中用了？”说完又继续数起数来。
毛虫听着老汉数数的声音，又怕又恨，这个老不死的，把老子的屁股当成个大南瓜了！

老汉也真会来事，数不清棚架上的南瓜就拉倒算了，可他偏偏是个死心眼，竟然用那根长烟杆顶起棚架上的南瓜来了，顶一个南瓜数一个数，边顶边数，最后那根又硬又尖的长烟杆竟然捅到毛虫的屁眼上来了，“咦，奇怪呀，这只南瓜怎么软乎乎的？莫非这只南瓜烂掉了？唉，可惜呀，够我那只猪娃饱食一顿的……”

毛虫对老汉恨得要死，老东西，捅啥不好，干嘛要捅我屁眼？他难受死了，但却不敢吭声，只得咬着牙关死挺。
就在这个节骨眼上，突听老汉“哈哈”大笑起来：“钱，钱……苍天有眼，老汉我发财啦！”

毛虫一听，脑袋“嗡”的一声大了！原来他揣在身上的钱从裤兜里滑落出来，又被老汉用长烟杆一顶，从南瓜棚架上掉了下来，稀里哗啦地撒了一地。
毛虫今晚去镇上赌博时自带了1000元本钱，加上赢来的1000元钱，那可是整整2000元钱啊，眨眼之间就落到了老汉的手中，毛虫的心里真像刀剜一般痛啊！可他躺在南瓜棚上喊又不敢喊，动又不敢动，真是哑巴吃黄连，有苦说不出哇！

老汉把掉落在地上的钞票悉数捡了起来，用手蘸着口水，把钱点了一遍又一遍，点完之后，口里念叨个不停，那个乐呵劲就别提了。
高兴劲过后，老汉对今晚突来的财运感到不可思议，他仰着头眯起眼朝瓜棚上看了又看，边看边自言自语：“莫非今晚财神菩萨助我，把一个聚宝盆扔到了我的南瓜棚上？待我搬个梯子爬上去看个究竟。
如果真有个聚宝盆的话，那就请财神菩萨在上，受我一拜！”说罢，老汉虔诚地对着南瓜棚顶拜了一拜，然后“噔噔噔”地离开了南瓜棚，到屋里搬梯子去了。

谢天谢地，这个老家伙总算是滚蛋了，毛虫那颗一直悬着的心终于放了下来。
此时不走，更待何时？谁知道他的身子刚一动弹，屁股下面的木架突然“哗”地一声垮了，毛虫一声惊叫，身子直往下坠，更为倒霉的是，南瓜棚的下面有一个浇肥用的粪坑，毛虫的身子不偏不倚，“扑通”一声掉进了粪坑里。

响声再次惊动了老汉。
老汉大吼道：“哪来的野狗？！老汉我刚进屋又来捣蛋，想抢我的财是不是？该死的畜生，待老子把火铳取下来，一铳结果你！”

毛虫一听，魂都没了，他不顾一切地从粪坑里爬出来，顾不上满身恶臭，跌跌撞撞地逃出了枣园……

Introduce:Mao Jiacun has a person that calls caterpillar, eat and drink go whoring is betted secretly, completely of the five poisonous creatures of it may be said.
This day night, caterpillar wins money to come back from the gamble on the town, all the way the footstep is ethereally, hum move canzonet, do not carry in the heart have many complacent, when him when transient jujube village, a nocturnal wind is blown, caterpillar smelled a full-bodied jujube is sweet, let his lick one's chaps.
The jujube sweet smell that says jujube village is inviting, hear tonight, as expected deserve the reputations one enjoys.
At present is the season with mature jujube, steal melon to feel a jujube the old one's line that as it happens is him, why to pick to taste? After making calm decision, ground of caterpillar to walk gingerly entered a village.
Be worth in the still of night right now, bright month high above in the sky, after caterpillar circles a village smoothly, smooth entered garden of a jujube in.
He is done not have rushed on tree, hold his breath however fine listen, hear only transmitted sweet snore from a house that endures jujube garden closely, his this ability puts down a heart to come.
He is certain the large jujube tree of full fruit of a knot, both hands is gone to truncal go up to be climbed, climbed commonly like leopard cat next, do the least bit sound of sth astir hardly.
After the tree is being gotten on, caterpillar look wears those hanging the sweet jujube of full branch, saliva flows continuously, extremely anxious ground picked a height big, stretch one's hand be about to go to a place of strategic importance in mouth.
Be in at this moment, accident happening, the branch that caterpillar foot steps on does not know is by sky of insect eat by moth, still be other reason, abrupt " Ka Ca " one broke! Caterpillar abrupt is prevented not as good as, like the kite that whole body resembled a string, drop downward continuously.
Also be caterpillar lucky, of this large jujube tree below as it happens is a stalwart pumpkin canopy, caterpillar faces upward to be dropped toward the day go up in pumpkin canopy, give out a boom, pumpkin canopy acutely shook a few times, held out unexpectedly do not have be tired out to topple.
Caterpillar rectifies an individual to be buried by wide pumpkin leaf, the burr hold up of the overgrow on pumpkin leaf and cirrus gets the itch on his face, quite afflictive.
Caterpillar is struggling the body leaves pumpkin canopy to leave smooth, transmitted the sound of an old man from that house that endures jujube garden closely suddenly: "Who? " caterpillar listens, bad, a moment ago noise slept lightly the host of jujube garden! He is frightened so that connect atmosphere to dare not go out, fortunately he can show resourcefulness in an emergency, mouth a piece, "Tearful bark " the ground learned a dog a few times to cry.
This one action is really adequate still effective, immediately transmitted the sound of old man: "Oh, it is a stray dog so in make trouble.
" caterpillar thinks formerly learn a dog a few times to make be met deceive pass a barrier.
Borrow machine extricate oneself, who knows " Zhi ah " , old man opened back door, wrapping around the dress, taking a long smoke to lever goes straight towards jujube garden continuously and come.
Caterpillar immediately confused god, face upward to lie motionlessly on pumpkin canopy again rapidly, let thick close pumpkin leaf built him a Yan Yan is solid.
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