吸血鬼的N种死法

吸血鬼的N种死法（）

一、用剑把它刺穿！记住你的剑必须先受到祝福。
知道什么是祝福吗？就是举行一种宗教仪式，在剑上写些字。
欧洲人写：“圣母玛利亚我爱你。
”美国人写：“我有B2轰炸机。
”中国人写：“姜太公在此百无禁忌。
”日本人写：“喝牛奶，长高高——恶灵退散！”印度人写：“如来佛万岁万岁万万岁。
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二、在马来西亚，对付吸血鬼的办法是用瓶子装起来，就像《一千零一夜》里写的那样。
最好雇一个当地巫师来做。

三、挖陷阱捕捉。
对付外国鬼，在陷阱上放某种蔷薇属植物；对付中国鬼则用糯米糕当诱饵。
中国鬼真馋。

四、把吸血鬼的心脏挖出来烧掉！这个办法太血腥了，建议别用。

五、是最有趣的一条：拿袜子一只——必须是左脚的袜子，右脚的不管用。
装满土壤，抛入村外的河流里。
我觉得这一条有些道理，但要分是谁的袜子。
如果是我上铺同学的，那不论是左脚右脚，其威力都足以抵御方圆百里内的吸血鬼和人狼。

下面再罗列一下欧洲“吸血鬼猎手”的标准装备：

尖木桩——刺穿心脏所用，棒子——可以用来扁吸血鬼，手枪——打不过它就开枪，绳索——用处很多，撬棍——撬开棺材，手电筒——进入墓穴必备，并可用来在路上捡钱包，——可以分辨吸血鬼，刀——防身、进攻之用，大蒜——要新鲜的，不要隔年的老干蒜，锯——锯棺材用，圣水——相当于浓硫酸，圣像或十字架——吓唬年轻的小鬼，圣饼——相当于耗子药。
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Introduce:The N of bloodsucker is planted dead law (do laugh) one, with the sword it piercing! The sword that remembers you must be blessed first.
What is knowing a blessing? Hold a kind of ritual namely, some of word is written on the sword.
European write: "I love the Madonna you.
" American writes: "I have B2 bomber.
" the Chinese writes: "Jiang Tai is fair here 100 without contraindication.
" Japanese writes: "Drink milk, ahriman of long high —— is retreated medicinal powder! " the Indian writes: "Absolutely of Tathagata hail hail year old.
" 2, in Malaysia, the way that meets bloodsucker is to use bottle to be installed, resemble " 1001 night " in write in that way.
Had better employ koradji of a place to do.
3, dig trap to catch.
Cope with foreign ghost, some kind of rose is put to belong to a plant on trap; Cope with Chinese ghost to be become with cake of polished glutinous rice bait.
Chinese ghost is really greedy.
4, come to the heart gouge of bloodsucker burn-up! This method is too bloody, suggest to be not used.
5, it is a the most interesting: Take a sock the sock that a —— must be left foot, of right leg no matter use.
Replete soil, in the river outside casting a village.
I feel this one has some of reason, but should divide the sock that who is.
If the classmate is spread on me, that is left foot right leg no matter, its might enough resists the bloodsucker inside circumference a hunderd li and person wolf.
Below again enumerate Europe " bloodsucker hunter " the standard equips: Institute of piercing heart of pointed stake —— is used, maize —— can use flat leech, handgun —— has not hit it to shoot, rope —— use is very much, crow —— levers bier, flashlight —— enters coffin pit necessary, can use collect purse, specular —— can differentiate bloodsucker, of knife —— self-defence, aggression with, garlic —— wants fresh, do not lie between year old dry garlic, curium —— curiums bier is used, holy water —— is equivalent to thick vitriolic, icon or cross —— gally are young impish, holy cake —— is equivalent to ratsbane.
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