都不是好货

萧春彩是个菜市场里卖鸡鸭的小贩，对于给鸡鸭去毛，她很有一套办法，顾客买回去的鸡鸭，一根毛都不会带。
因此，她的生意非常火爆。

这两年，萧春彩也挣了些钱，她想去美美容。
她打算先从脱毛开始，因为她手臂和腿上的汗毛长得比男人的还茂盛。

萧春彩打算到白古静的美容院脱毛，白吉静是萧春彩的熟客，经常到萧舂彩的鸡鸭摊上买鸭子。
而且萧春彩对白古静开的美容院也非常信赖，她曾经在白古静的美容院买了一瓶面霜，那瓶面霜帮她治好了她满脸的青春痘。

萧春彩到了自古静的店里，白古静热情地招待她，让她先在美容躺椅上躺好，笑盈盈地说：“你稍等一会儿，我去拿脱毛膏。
”

过了一会儿，白古静抬来了很大一盆东西，黑漆漆的，冒着热气并伴有浓烈的气昧。
萧春彩一闻就知道那是什么，她疑惑又略带惊恐地问：“你不会是要拿这东西给我脱毛吧？”

“当然是用这个脱毛了，用它脱毛保管脱完之后，你身上一根毛都没有。
你不会不知道这东西的脱毛效果是一流的吧？你不也是用这东西给鸡鸭脱毛的么？”白古静咧开嘴诡异地笑了。

的确，萧舂彩是用熬得滚烫的沥青给鸡鸭脱毛的，用这种方式为禽类脱毛，很省事，而且还能处理得很干净。
只是，用这种办法处理过的家禽是致癌的，人吃了会给身体造成很大危害。

此时，萧春彩接到了另一个老顾客的电话，对方说：“你在哪儿啊，我等着买鸡呢。
”

萧春彩连忙说：“我在自古静的美容院里，我马上回来。
”她的确准备走，否则肯定要被白古静弄死。

“自古静？开美容院的白古静半个月前就被癌症给折磨死了。
”电话那端传来了骇人的消息，萧春彩吓得全身发抖。

萧春彩连忙向白古静求饶：“放过我吧，我以后再也不用沥青给鸡鸭脱毛了。
再说也许你的癌症根本就不是因为吃了我卖的鸡鸭导致的。
”

白古静哪肯放过萧舂彩，她用滚烫的沥青把萧春彩烫死了。

萧春彩死后和白古静大吵了三百回合，两人互相骂对方不是好东西，十恶不赦，没好下场。

白古静先投胎了，她成了一只小白鼠，供科学家做实验，因为她曾经把顾客当成自己新产品的试验品。
萧春彩运气好，涂了她的面霜，脸上的痘痘没了，其他很多顾客则过敏了。
这辈子白古静自己要尝尝被当成试验品的滋味。

萧春彩则投胎成了一只鸡，仍旧是满身拔不完的毛，尽管贩卖她的小贩不用沥青去毛，但被丢进开水里烫一番，滋味也够痛苦了。

Introduce:Xiao Chuncai is a butcher that chicken sells duck in market, go to giving chicken duck wool, she has an idea very much, the client buys a gallinaceous duck that go, one root hair won't be taken.
Accordingly, her business is very hot.
These two years, xiao Chuncai also made some of money, she thinks hairdressing going to the beauty.
She plans first from depilate begin, what because her arm is mixed,the fine hair on the human body on the leg grows to compare a man is flourish still.
Xiao Chuncai plans to be depilated to Bai Gujing's beauty parlour, bai Jijing is Xiao Chuncai's frequent visitor, the gallinaceous duck of colour of pestle of classics haunt desolate buys a duck on booth.
And the beauty parlour that Gu Jing of Xiaochun colour dialogue opens also trusts very much, she once bought a bottle of cream in Bai Gujing's beauty parlour, that bottle of cream helped her cure she all over the face whelk.
Xiao Chuncai arrived since ancient times in static inn, bai Gujing entertains her enthusiasticly, make lie on deck chair of her preexistence hairdressing good, laugh be filled with be filled with the ground to say: "You wait a minute, I go taking depilate cream.
" passed a little while, bai Gujing carries came very big a thing, of pitch-dark, risking steam and companion has powerful gas be ignorant of.
Xiao Chuncai is heard know what that is, she takes slightly again questioningly terrified the ground asks: "Won't you be to should take this thing to be depilated to me? " " be to use this to depilate of course, depilate with it after be being taken off surely, on your body one root hair is done not have.
The depilation that won't you know this thing is the effect top-ranking? Are you also to use what this thing depilates to gallinaceous duck? " Bai Gujing Lie opens the mouth to laugh weirdly.
Really, desolate pestle colour is to use those who boil so that the bitumen of boiling hot depilates to gallinaceous duck, it is birds with this kind of means kind depilate, very save trouble, and still can handle very neatly.
Just, plant with this method is treated fowl causes cancer, the person ate to be able to cause very great harm to the body.
Right now, xiao Chuncai received the telephone call of another old client, the other side says: "Where are you, the move such as my buys chicken.
" Xiao Chuncai says at once: "I am in since ancient times in static beauty parlour, I come back immediately.
" she prepares really, want for certain otherwise by Bai Gujing kill.
"Since ancient times static? The Bai Gujing that opens beauty parlour is given to be tormented dead by cancer before half months.
" the phone carries the message that transmitted be astonished person then, xiao Chuncai is frightened so that quiver all over.
Beg for mercy of Gu Jing of busy Xiang Bai of desolate Chun Cailian: "Let off me, after me again also need not bitumen was depilated to gallinaceous duck.
Say perhaps at all the gallinaceous duck that sell does not cause your cancer again.
" white ancient static where agrees to let off desolate pestle colour, she irons Xiao Chuncai dead with the bitumen of boiling hot.
300 bouts made a noise greatly with Bai Gujing after Xiao Chuncai is dead, two people scold the other side each other is not good thing, guilty of unpardonable evil, do not have good end.
Reincarnation of white Gu Jingxian, she became a small white rat, do a test for the scientist, because she once became the customer5448