土地公公

我师傅被木犀园那片的一些老板们请去看风水和财路什么的。
轮到给一个女老板看，师傅被她接到她（她家在4楼）。
大家一起谈话的时候，师傅发现这个女老板的妈妈耳背的厉害，但是看看她家的风水格局，这个老太太也不该得这个病。
师傅定神一看，一道白光后一土地公公驾土遁而来！师傅又看到一个鸟语花香的地方，这个老太太带着个小孩子在土地庙前叨咕着什么，然后多年后土地庙没有了。
原来这老太太带着孙子在土地公公庙前玩，回来后小孩子又拉着奶奶说要回土地公公庙里去，老太太就纳闷了说：“这么晚了去土地庙干什么？”孙子说：“我腿疼！”老太太训斥他道：“腿疼瞧病去，到土地庙里怎么治病啊？”小孙子说：“我把土地公公的一只耳朵拧掉了！”老太太听了这话后连忙带着孙子又回到了庙里，把土地公公泥像的耳朵粘起来，然后又拜了拜土地，又说了小孩子不懂事请土地公公原谅什么的话。
当时，小孩子的腿就不疼了！口供对上后，师傅接着说道：“那只耳朵你没粘对地方！耳朵眼没对着！所以说感应到你耳朵上，你的耳背耳鸣越来越严重！”老板娘急了，急忙问师傅：“那庙现在都没有了，怎么去补救呀？”呵呵，师傅就是师傅，他交代了老板娘要做什么什么事，老板娘都一一照办后，那老太太的耳病就渐渐彻底好转了！

这回讲的事情是关于路神的事情，大家肯定觉得奇怪还有路神呀？我问了师傅，师傅当时也是第一次接触路神。
有一中年妇女，50来岁的样子，突然就得了怪病，浑身颤抖。
她找了好多大夫，到了很多家，说她得什么病的都有，找了几个看虚病的先生看了后也没有什么效果。
多方打听后，她找到我师傅。
师傅一看她，就说：“你以前经常三天两头骂大街？！”她斩钉截铁的矢口否认。
师傅就让她另请高明，因为她心不诚还撒谎！她看见师傅生气了，就只有原原本本承认了。
原来她家里条件很好，要什么有什么，所以就瞧不起乡亲们！一点鸡毛蒜皮的小事情都要占高峰！为人也十分霸道，专门欺负老实人，特别蛮横不讲理！村里人都怨气冲天！此人也有个毛病，不管和谁家吵，都是那种骂大街的吵法，骂骂咧咧的在街上大骂一圈，显摆一下自己家有多威风！她在大街上游街式的叫骂，这不是明摆着骂路神吗！真是人神共愤！师傅严肃的训斥她，要她改掉骂大街的恶习，以后也不要欺负乡亲们。
至于她的病，师傅要她摆个供，由家人抬着游大街，每逢十字路口就鞭炮齐鸣，然后向路神和乡亲们道歉！她保证一定照办然后走了。
回家后，她越想越觉得要她摆供游街很丢脸，而且儿女们也不同意，但是为了想治病，就只走了一个十字路口。
她的病当然也没有好转！后来她又找到我师傅，问我师傅还有没有别的方法，因为先前的那个方法她觉得太丢脸了。
师傅摇摇头：“跟你交代的事情你都不照办做好，敷衍了事！路神给你的惩罚也是要你游街向乡亲们道歉！你要面子就只有这样了！”那女的就只有一直颤抖着了。
其实那女的头次来师傅家，路神早就来师傅家说她的恶习了！

Introduce:My master by sweet-scented osmanthus garden that a few bosses look please geomantic with money way of what.
Be turn for a hostess to look, the master is received by her in her home (her home is in 4 buildings) .
When everybody talks together, what the master discovers the mom hard of hearing of this hostess is fierce, but the geomantic pattern that visits her home, this old lady also ought not to get this disease.
Master compose oneself looks, farther-in-law of the one land after one spoken parts in an opera is smooth drives earthy escape and come! The master sees the place of a charactizing a fine spring day again, this old lady is taking a dot to clucking in the be favored with before land temple what, next old hind land temple was done not have.
So this old lady is taking grandchildren to play before land farther-in-law temple, the dot after coming back is pulling a grandma to say to want to answer land farther-in-law again go in temple, the old lady felt puzzled to say: "Go so late what does land temple do? " grandchildren says: "My leg aches! " old lady rebuke he: "The leg is fond of see a doctor, how to treat a disease in land temple? " small grandchildren says: "I twist an ear of land farther-in-law! " the old lady listened there was grandchildren to return temple again at once after this word in, the ear that resembles land farther-in-law mud is stuck rise, do obeisance to land again next, said dot is not sensible again if asking land farther-in-law what to excuse.
At that time, the leg of dot did not ache! Affidavit is right after going up, the master catchs say: "You did not stick that ear to the place! Auditive eye is done not have to! Say the induction arrives on your ear so, tinnitus of your hard of hearing is more and more serious! " the proprietress is urgent, ask a master worker hastily: "That temple was done not have now, how to go remedying? " ah, the master is a master, he explained a proprietress to want what to do what thing, after the proprietress acts accordingly one by one, the ear disease of that old lady improved thoroughly gradually! The thing that says this time is the thing about way spirit, is everybody sure wondering still has road mind? I asked a master worker, master at that time also is spirit of way of first time contact.
Have one middleaged woman, 50 come year old appearance, abrupt have to strange disease, tremble all over.
She looked for a lot of doctor, reached a lot of hospitals, say what she gets what disease to have, there also is what effect after the gentleman that looked for a few disease seeing theory looked.
After asking with all possible means, she finds my master worker.
The master sees her, say: "Do you often curse a main street almost everyday before? ! " the absolutely deny of her resolute and decisive.
The master lets her find someone better qualified, because of her heart not sincere still lie! She sees the master got angry, only from beginning to end admitted.
The condition in her home is so very good, want what to have, so with respect to villagers of look down upon! The small business of a bit trifles should hold a summit! Humanness is very overbearing also, bully honest person technically, particularly overbearing not reasonable! Village person15877