纸开关

胡二在小镇上开了一家电器维修部，因为技术精湛，生意非常兴隆。

这天晚上，忙了一天的胡二正准备关门，突然来了一个络腮胡子，说要修收音机。

胡二接过收音机一看，惊讶得睁大了双眼，这个收音机通体银白，古怪的是上面竟然没有开关。

络腮胡子苦恼地说：“妻子知道我爱听收音机，特意从外面寄来一个最新产品，可是却找不到开关，所以才来找你帮忙。
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这样的收音机胡二从没有见过，他趴在桌子上研究了半天也没有看出门道，那个收音机没有开关不说，连个缝隙都没有。

他把收音机还给络腮胡子，抱歉地说：“实在对不起，这个收音机我修不了，你找其他人试试？”

络腮胡子一听就火了，拍着桌子说：“咱这镇上就你这一家电器维修，你让我上哪修去？废话少说！给你一天时间，要是修不好，我砸了你的招牌！”说完，跺跺脚走了。

第二天，胡二又研究了一天，还是没有摸出一点门道。
到了晚上，络腮胡子果然来了，一见胡二还没把收音机修好，暴跳如雷，抓起屋里的椅子一摔，椅子立马就缺胳膊少腿了，络腮胡子还想摘门前的招牌，胡二自然不干，死命地拉着他不让摘。

正闹着呢，胡二的师傅串门来了，问明原因后，让胡二把那个收音机拿来看看。
胡二一拿出来，师傅的脸色立马就变了，待了有四五秒钟，才勉强挤出一点笑容，让络腮胡子明晚再来，他保证能把收音机修好。

络腮胡子从鼻子里“哼”了一声说：“好，再给你一天时间，若再修不好，我把你这鸟店给拆了！”说完，气呼呼地走了。

络腮胡子一走，师傅就忙把店门关了，让胡二找了一张白纸，用剪刀剪了一个纸开关，然后用糨糊粘到了那个白色的收音机上。

胡二疑惑地问：“师傅，这能行？”老师傅苦笑着说：“行不行，明晚就知道了。
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第三个夜幕降临了，络腮胡子如期而至，他接过那个纸糊的开关，用手一拧，奇了，收音机真的发出了美妙的音乐声。

胡二惊得瞪大了双眼，络腮胡子从身上掏出一张百元大钞，往胡二手上一拍，咧着大嘴说：“谢了！”然后乐呵呵地走了。

胡二扭头对师傅说：“这是您的压箱子绝活吧？怎么没有教我啊？”

师傅喘着粗气说：“这算啥绝活啊？你低头看看！”(鬼怪吧:http:///转载请保留!)

胡二低头一看，手里的钱竟然变成了冥币！他的脸—下子变得煞白，结结巴巴地说：“他，他是鬼……”

老师傅凝重地点了点头。

后来，胡二打听到东庄有个叫刘嫂的人，刚死了丈夫，也是个络腮胡子。
因为埋得急，祭品都做得比较粗糙，有个用纸糊的收音机还没拿到地里，开关就掉了……

Introduce:Hu Er opened an electric equipment to maintain a ministry on small town, because the technology is masterly, the business is very thriving.
This day night, busy Hu Erzheng of a day prepares to close, came suddenly a full beard, say to want to repair a radio.
Hu Er has received a radio to look, so open-eyed that open big double eye, this radio connects body silvery white, eccentric is above do not have switch actually.
Full beard says painfully: "The wife knows I love to listen to a radio, send a newest product from outside designedly, but cannot discover switch however, just look for you to help so.
" Hu Er never has such radio had seen, he bent over to consider a long time to also did not see way to do sth on the table, that radio does not say without switch, connect an aperture to be done not have.
He still gives full beard the radio, say feel sorrily: "I am sorry really, I do not repair this radio, do you look for someone else to try? " full beard listens with respect to fire, patting a table to say: "On our this town with respect to you this one electric equipment is maintained, do you let the where on me be repaired? Gibberish says less! Give you one day time, if repair bad, I broke your fascia! " say, stamp of stamp one's foot went.
The following day, hu Er studied one day again, still did not feel a bit way to do sth.
Arrived in the evening, full beard came as expected, see Hu Er still does not have a radio to foster cordial relations between states, stamp with fury, grab the chair in house falls, the chair is short of arm little leg immediately, full beard still wants to pick the fascia before the door, hu Er does not work naturally, death ground is pulling him not to let pick.
Be troubled by, hu Er's master strung together the door to come, after inquire reason, let Hu Er take that radio look.
Hu Er is taken, the master's complexion changed immediately, waited for have 45 seconds, ability reluctance squeezes an a bit smile, let full beard come again tomorrow evening, he assures to be able to foster cordial relations between states the radio.
Full beard from nose " hum " one say: "Good, give you one day time again, if be repaired again bad, I give store of your this bird tore open! " say, ground of in a huff went.
Full beard goes, the master is busy closed inn door, let Hu Er seek a piece of white paper, cut switch of a paper with scissors, stick to the radio of that white with paste next.
Hu Er asks questioningly: "Master, can this go? " experienced worker forced smile wears say: "Be no good all right, knew tomorrow evening.
" the 3rd curtain of night arrived, full beard as scheduled and to, he has received the switch with that burnt paper, twist with the hand, surprised, the radio gave out wonderful musical tone really.
Hu Er Jing gets pop double eye, full beard draws out one Zhang Baiyuan big paper money from the body, pat toward Hu Er hand, move big mouth says Lie: "Withered! " next buoyant ground went.
Hu Er twists a head to say to the master: "This is you9268