小伙子斗吊死鬼和水鬼

相传，人要是上吊死，死后就成吊死鬼；人要是被水淹死，死后就此。

有一天，吊死鬼和水鬼碰到一块，吊死鬼说，“咱们也该找替身了。
”水鬼说，“是啊。
”于是他俩合计好，就开始天天东家窜西家地找替身了。

一天，吊死鬼遇上一个从小没爹没妈的小伙子，自己挑家过日子，长到二十好几啦，还没钱姿媳妇，整天闷闷不乐，吃不好，睡不安，地里活也没心思干。

吊死鬼心想：我就找这样的做替身。
小伙子走到哪儿他跟到哪儿，老是在他耳朵边说：“活着没意思，不如死了好。
活着没意思，不如死了好。
”

起初，这个小伙子还知道“好死不如赖活着”。
后来他想：自幼没爹没娘，没人疼爱，处处比不上人家，整天过着苦日子，也真是活着没意思，不如死了好。
可又一想，咋死好呢？这时，吊死鬼又在他耳边说：“上吊好，上吊好。
”从此，“上吊好，上吊好”天大在小伙子脑子里转转。

一天，小伙子走着走着“哐”的一声，脑袋撞到墙了，他撞晕了，也撞醒了。
他想：乡亲们常讲撞到南墙死不回头的话，难道我也死不回头吗？他蹲在地上想呀想呀，终于想明白了，原来是吊死鬼找到我头上来了。
他猛地站起身，说：“我今晚就死，我今晚就死。
”吊死鬼一听“嘻嘻嘻”地笑了。

到了晚上，小伙子烧了一大锅开水，吃了饭，换了衣裳，取来上吊用的绳子和凳子，把炕席裹在身上说：“我死后用炕席当棺材吧。
”把绳子拴在房梁上，站在凳子上，又说：“我也够不着绳子套呀。
”耳朵边又听说：“我帮你套上脖子。
”这时节，只见席筒子被吊在绳子上，小伙子手急眼快，跳下凳子，回身舀了一大瓢滚烫的开水，泼在席筒子上，就听“嗷”地一声，把吊死鬼给烫跑了。

吊死鬼跑到河边，把找替身被烫的事，怎么来怎么去，一五一十地都跟水鬼讲了，水鬼说，“你甭气，等着我结你出气。
”其实呀，水鬼也想找这个小伙子当替身。

这一天，小伙子干完活到河边洗脚，刚把脚丫子伸进水里，就觉着有什么东西往水里拖他，大半个身子都进水里了。
脚被拉住，真是牛犊子追兔子——有劲使不上啊！他知道这又是水鬼找替身啦。
人称说急中生智，小伙子赶忙大声说：“光洗脚不得劲，干脆我上去脱光衣，再洗个澡痛快痛快多好。
”水鬼一听，就把他的脚给松开了。

小伙子上了岸，噼里啪啦地像脱衣裳，其实他弄了一个大勾子，挂在扁担上，往河里一扔，嘴且还说：“这回我可洗个痛快！”

水鬼抱着扁担，小伙觉着扁担挺沉了，就使猛劲地把扁但抽问来，正好勾在一个鱼不象鱼、蛇不象蛇、王八不象王八的怪物的鼻子上，把它勾得“嗷嗷”叫，把鼻子生给勾豁了，水里冒出一大片血。

从此。
什么吊死鬼呀、水鬼呀，都不敢在这小伙子身上打鬼主意了。

Introduce:According to legend, the person if hang oneself is dead, spirit of hang by the neck is become after dying; If the person is drowned by water, after dying at this point water ghost.
One day, ghost of hang by the neck and water ghost come up against, ghost of hang by the neck says, "We also should search vicarious.
" water ghost says, "Be.
" they are then aggregate good, begin every day domestic land seeks change of a form of address formally used by an employee to his employer or a tenant-peasant to his landlord on the west vicarious.
A day, ghost of hang by the neck meets a boy that does not have dad to do not have Mom as a child, oneself carry the home to get along, grow 20 several, still do not have money looks daughter-in-law, all the day downhearted, eat bad, sleep disturbed, the work in the ground also does not have idea to work.
A string of 1 devil heart thinks: I look for such doing vicarious.
Where does the boy go where does he follow, often say in his ear edge: "Living uninteresting, it is good to was inferior to dying.
Living uninteresting, it is good to was inferior to dying.
" at first, this boy still knows " very dead wear as Lai Huo " .
He thinks later: From a child does not have dad to do not have a woman, nobody is very fond of, everywhere other people of be not a patch on, live hard time all the day, really living also uninteresting, it is good to was inferior to dying.
But another want, had died how? At this moment, ghost of hang by the neck says in his side side again: "Hang oneself is good, hang oneself is good.
" from now on, "Hang oneself is good, hang oneself is good " extremely big turn in boy brain.
One day, the boy is going " crash " , the head hits a wall, he bumps dizzy, also bump woke.
He thinks: Villagers often are told bump south if the wall absolutelies refuse to to turn round, do I also absolutely refuse to to turn round? He crouchs on the ground to want ah want, wanted to understand eventually, it is to a string of 1 devil found my head to come up so.
He stands up suddenly, say: "I am dead tonight, I am dead tonight.
" ghost of hang by the neck listens " Xi Xi Xi " the ground laughed.
Arrived in the evening, the boy heated one caldron boiled water, ate a meal, changed clothes, the rope that fetch hang oneself uses and bench, wrap kang mat on the body to say: "Become with kang mat after I am dead bier.
" get on cord fasten in Fang Liang, stand on bench, say again: "I also am not worn quite cord is covered.
" auditive edge hears of again: "I help you cover on neck.
" this season, see banquet tube is aed string of 1 be on cord only, boy hand urgent look is quick, jump down bench, the dip that answer a body the boiled water of boiling hot of one big gourd ladle, spill on banquet tube, listen " Ao " the ground, give ghost of hang by the neck very hot ran.
Ghost of hang by the neck runs to the side of the river, search vicarious the issue that is pressed, will how go, ground of in full detail was told with water ghost, water ghost says, "Are not enraged, waiting for me to written guarantee you vent his anger.
" actually ah, water ghost also wants to look for this boy to become vicarious.
This day, the boy works to live to be river side washs a foot, just extended foot into water, becoming aware what thing is gone to he procrastinates in water, largely the body drinks water in.
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