奥巴玛盗墓

清明节前夕，天好像破了几个洞，雨每天都细雨纷纷地下。
村里有个草民叫奥巴玛，他白天睡觉，晚上劳动。
别人都是白天劳动晚上睡觉，可他为什么会阴阳颠倒呢？原来他是一个盗墓者！

盗墓，就是偷盗别人坟墓里的东西，是一种违法犯罪行为。
因为奥巴玛盗墓的次数多了，所以有人想把他弄进监狱里去。
可奥巴玛是个很机灵的人，他一般不会轻易上当的。

这种阴雨绵绵的天气是盗墓的最好机会。
奥巴玛心里在盘算着今晚的计划。
等乡亲们都睡熟了，他就拿着锄头、镰刀和一个手电筒，戴着一个斗笠出门了。
他拐过几道弯，来到一座坟山，找到一座坟之后，在坟旁边坐了下来。
这座山全部是坟墓，所以叫做坟山。
他在那座坟的石碑前鞠了个躬后拿起锄头往石碑旁边挖起来。
不一会儿就挖到了棺材。
他把棺材盖子慢慢的拨开到能进去自己的身体的空隙就行了，然后他拿起手电筒往棺材里一照，那具完好无损的躺在棺材里，身边放满了金银珠宝。
奥巴玛也不知道那具尸体为什么还保存得这样完好，有点奇怪！这也是他盗墓以来第一具保留得如此完好的尸体。
当他伸手去拿那些金银珠宝的时候，突然有一只冷冰冰的手在摸自己的手。
他马上伸回了手，他觉得好像是那具尸体的手！他心里一紧，感觉自己今天晚上的运气不是很好，想早点离开。
但是棺材里的金银珠宝实在是太诱人了！只见他双手合掌在胸前，说：“主人，今晚多有得罪了！”

只听那具尸体在问：“你为什么要拿我的东西？”

奥巴玛说：“用你的金银珠宝去换点钱用。
”

尸体问他：“你为什么自己不去劳动要去偷别人的东西呢？”

奥巴玛想了想，说：“我也是没有办法啊！我已经养成了这个习惯，一天不去偷一天就不舒服！请你原谅我吧！”

“奥巴玛，你有没有想过你的以后？”

“只要今天过得开心，就行了！”

尸体叹了一口气：“悲哀，悲哀啊！”

奥巴玛奇怪地问：“你怎么那么说呢？”

尸体说：“我为你感到悲哀！你去偷别人的东西你会受到良心的谴责！而且还会去坐牢！”

奥巴玛说：“没有人可以抓得到我的，你就放心吧！”

“哥们，我奉劝你一句：收手吧！回头是岸！”尸体叹了一口气。

“看看再说吧！”

“如果你要我的金银珠宝，我可以给你。
”尸体说。

“真的吗？”奥巴玛高兴地问。

尸体说：“但是有个条件，你必须得答应。
”

奥巴玛说：“你说吧！”

尸体说：“拿走我的东西之后，你就不要再去偷别人的东西了。
”

奥巴玛火了，骂了一句：“你去死吧！我为什么要听你的？老子从来没有失过手，我为什么要收手？”

“那你回家去吧！我的你也别想得到！”尸体说。

奥巴玛骂道：“你是不是想再死一次啊？”于是他拿起锄头往尸体的脑袋上狠狠地砸了下去。
随后拿走了棺材里所有的金银珠宝，回家了。

回到家，天已朦朦亮，雨也停了。
他把金银珠宝拿了出来，哇塞！金光闪闪！奥巴玛想：一定可以卖好多好多钱，等有了钱，再去讨个媳妇，成个家，是多美的事啊！

突然听到门口有人敲门：“奥巴玛！奥巴玛！”

奥巴玛马上把东**了起来。
可刚刚回头，把他吓了一大跳！跟前怎么站着两个警察！他们是从哪里进来的啊！

只见一个警察拿出一副手铐把他的手铐住了，说：“奥巴玛，你明明知道盗墓是违法的，可你‘明知山有虎，偏向虎山行！’”

后来，两个警察把他带出来，押上了警车，走了。

Introduce:Tomb-sweeping day eve, the day seemed to cut a few holes, rain everyday drizzle in succession underground.
The village has a gramineous civilian to call Aobama, he sleeps by day, work in the evening.
Others is to work to sleep in the evening by day, can why is he met does yin and yang put upside down? So he is a ghoul! Rob a tomb, it is the thing in pilfer others graveyard, it is a kind of illegal criminality.
Because the time of rob a tomb of abstruse Ba Ma became much, so somebody wants to do him into the jail.
But Aobama is a very clever person, he won't be duped easily commonly.
The weather with this kind of unbroken overcast and rainy is the best opportunity of rob a tomb.
There is the plan tonight in heart of abstruse Ba Ma.
Wait for villagers to sleep ripe, he is taking hoe, hook and an electric torch, wearing a bamboo hat to go out.
His abduct crosses a few turns, come to a graveyard hill, after discovering a grave, sat by grave.
This hill is sepulchral entirely, be called graveyard hill so.
He takes hoe to be dug toward the side of monument after bowing before that graveyard monument.
Did not dig bier a little while.
He coffin lid slowly poke can go in the space of oneself body went, next he takes flashlight to go to illuminate in bier, that body is whole of nondestructive lie in bier, put beside full bullion gem.
Aobama also does not know why that body still is saved so in good conditionly, a bit strange! This also is him the first reservation gets so whole body since rob a tomb.
Stretch his hand when him when take those bullion jewel, have the hand that a frosty hand is feeling him suddenly.
He is extended immediately answered a hand, he feels to be like the hand that is that body! Tighten in his heart, him feeling the luck tonight is not very good, think breakfast leaves.
But the bullion gem in bier is too inviting really! See his both hands adds up to a palm to be before the bosom only, say: "Master, have more tonight displeased! " listen to that body only asking: "Why should you take my thing? " Aobama says: "The bullion gem that uses you goes changing bit of money to use.
" the body asks him: "Why you yourself don't work should go stealing the thing of others? " Aobama thinks, say: "I also am to do not have method! I already nurturance this habit, one day is not stolen uncomfortable! Ask you to excuse me! " " Aobama, after you have those who had thought you? " " should pass happily today only, went! " the body sighed at a heat: "Sad, sad! " Aobamaji asks quite: "You how so say? " the body says: "I feel sad for you! The thing that you go to stealing others you can be condemned by moral! And still can be imprisoned! " Aobama says: "Do not have a person to be able to catch those who get me, you5209