活埋

在北京的北郊有一座山叫做小汤山。
三年自然灾害的时候，小汤山人吃野菜，啃树皮，差一点儿人吃人。
在谭塞有一个16岁的女孩子叫谭小红，因为贪吃一个煮熟的鸡蛋，差点被活埋而死。

那天，谭家惟一的母鸡下了一个鸡蛋，饿得发晕的谭小红看见鸡蛋眼都绿了，一个人在家偷偷煮了吃，蛋清先吃进肚去，这时却听见其母谭大妈回来的声音，慌乱中把鸡蛋黄扔进嘴里，谁知这鸡蛋黄不上不下正卡在她喉咙里。
母亲推门进来见女儿脸色不好就问：“你的脸咋这么黄啊？”谭小红说：“我有点儿不舒服。
”说完便晕倒在地。
谭大妈急忙请人抢救，谭小红却再没有缓过气来，家人认为她已死，就安排后事，准备埋葬。
当地风俗，未成年人夭折，要在死人枕下搁些钱，以求她到阴间打通阎王爷，好早些转世为人。
谭大妈可怜女儿，一个黄花闺女，还没享受人间种种妙处就死了，于是狠一狠心，东挪西借300元，放在棺材里女儿的枕下。
家人亲戚嚎啕大哭把谭小红埋了。

谭小红有一个舅许大憨是个出名的吝啬鬼，他亲眼见妹妹把300元钱压在了外甥女的枕下，觉得钱埋地下实在可惜，就想去偷取出来。
第一天走到半路，想自己去盗外甥女的墓，与理与情说不过去，就转回来。
第二天走到坟前，看见妹妹在那里伤心地哭，想妹妹40岁上没了女儿，老了连个端屎倒尿的人都没有，真的太可怜，忍不住陪妹妹落下几滴眼泪，坟当然也就没有盗成。
到了第三天后半夜，许大憨终于忍耐不住，来到坟头，看左右无人，又月黑风高，正是作案时候，于是伏身埋头开始挖掘，终于扒开坟墓，掀开棺材，只见谭小红面色红润，仿佛睡着一般。
许大憨见枕下300元仍在，也不多想，用一根吊带绳，一端挂在自己项上，另一端绕在谭小红脖子上，他腰杆用力一挺，谭小红的上半身就被带起来，许大憨伸手从谭小红枕下取出300元。
忽然，只见仰起身的谭小红猛一张口，一枚圆东西飞出来，正击在许大憨脑门上。
真遇上鬼了，许大憨吓得“妈呀”大叫一声，扔了钱，脱了吊带绳撒腿就跑。
跑回家，脸色苍白，媳妇闻到一股臭味，仔细一瞧，原来许大憨被吓得拉了一裤子屎。
从此，许大憨就拉起稀来！

那谭小红原本就没死，只不过让一口气憋在心口了。
埋到地下后，受了三天凉气侵袭，再加上许大憨挪动她的身体，憋闷在肚中的气就被迫往外冲，她一张口吐出那枚蛋黄，那口气也缓过来了。
谭小红睁开眼一看自己在棺材里躺着，心想我怎么在这儿躺着呢？身上挺冷的。
她就赶回家，拍门喊娘。
谭大妈一听是女儿的口音吓一跳说：“深更半夜你是人还是鬼？我是你妈你可别来吓唬我！”谭小红说：“我没死，我又活过来了。
”谭大妈急中生智说：“你把手隔门缝伸进来我先看一看再说。
”谭小红就把手隔门缝伸进去，谭大妈猛然用针一扎，疼得谭小红缩回手大叫说：“妈，你怎么拿针扎我哩？”谭大妈说：“我用针扎一下，如果流血，就说明你不是鬼！”谭小红又把手伸手进去，谭大妈一看，果然有血。
母女俩开门相认。

左邻右舍亲朋好友们听说谭小红死而复生，又活过来了，纷纷前来祝贺。
唯独不见谭小红她舅许大憨来。
谭大妈抽空回了一趟娘家，见到许大憨就问：“小红死而复生，从阎王爷手中捡回条命，你这当舅的咋不去祝贺呢？”许大憨说：“我这两天患重感冒，拉稀不止。
”谭大妈关心地问：“你这是怎么得的病？”许大憨满面惭愧地说：“妹妹真对不住你，埋了小红后，我一直惦记着那300元钱，觉得可惜，第三天就去扒开坟墓要取回来，没想到小红突然张口吐出来一样东西，把我吓得半死……”谭大妈大笑说：“哥啊，这样说来，小红还得谢你哩，要没你把坟扒开，小红早就被活活憋闷死了。
”

那300元最终还是被谭大妈送给了许大憨。

Introduce:The boreal outskirt that is in Beijing has a hill to call Xiaoshang hill.
3 years of natural disaster when, person of hill of little boiling water eats potherb, gnaw bark, all but the person has a person.
There is a girl of 16 years old to call Tan Xiaogong in Tan Sai, because gluttonous an egg that thoroughly cook, within an inch of dies by bury alive.
That day, the hen of Home Tan only laid an egg, hunger gets the Tan Xiaogong of feel dizzy to see egg eye is green, a person was boiled secretly in the home eat, egg white eats to go into abdomen first, hear the voice that aunt of its mother Tan comes back however at this moment, throw gallinaceous yoke into the mouth in fluster, who knows this chicken yoke not to go up to fall to getting stuck in her throat.
The mother pushs the door to come in see daughter complexion is bad to ask: "Your face how so yellow? " Tan Xiaogong says: "I am a little uncomfortable.
" say to faint in the ground.
Tan aunt asks person rescue hastily, tan Xiaogong crosses gas to come without delay again however, family thinks she is dead already, arrange a funeral affair, prepare to bury.
Local custom, minor dies young, want to put some of money below the dead pillow, in an attempt to she as form of a address for an official or rich man to Hades of Acheron get through, very some earlier reincarnation humanness.
Tan aunt has pity on a daughter, a virgin, had not enjoyed the world a variety of beauty died, then firm one cruel-hearted, east move borrows 300 yuan on the west, put below the pillow of the daughter in bier.
Family kin cried loudly to bury Tan Xiaogong.
Tan Xiaogong has a mother's brother to make big foolish is a famous miser, his saw with one's own eyes sees the little sister controls 300 yuan of fund below the pillow of niece, feel Qian Mai underground is honest regrettablly, want to be taken secretly.
The first day goes on the way, think oneself go to the grave of pilfer niece, with manage and affection cannot be justified or explained away, turn come back.
Go to the front of grave the following day, see the little sister cries sadly over, think a little sister 40 years old to go up did not have a daughter, old the person that connects an upright excrement to pour make water is done not have, too pitiful really, cannot help accompanying a little sister to fall below a few tear, also become without pilfer of course graveyard.
The midnight after arriving the 3rd day, make big foolish eventually insufferable, come to grace mound, see the left and right sides unmanned, lunar black wind is tall, commit the crime just about moment, then volt body is immersed oneself in begin mining, strip off eventually sepulchral, lift bier, see Tan Xiaogong complexion is ruddy only, as if be asleep general.
Make big foolish see below pillow 300 yuan still are in, also do not think more, bring a cord with a condole, one aspect of the matter is hanged in oneself on, another end is circled on Tan Xiaogong neck, his back is held out forcibly, tan Xiaogong's upper part of the body is taken, make big foolish stretch his hand to fall from Tan Xiaogong pillow take out 300 yuan.
Suddenly, see only admire the Tan small Gong Meng that rise one dehisce, a round thing flies, forehand is in make door of big foolish head go up.
Meet ghost really, make big foolish be frightened " Mom ah " cry, threw money, took off condole to take a rope to make off at once.
Run back to the home, complexion dark green9250