漏水
1906
昨夜睡梦中忽然听见卫生间有流水声,遂从睡梦中惊醒。
连忙下床跑到卫生间查看,只见从房顶上下雨般的流下无数条水柱,塑料顶板全部掉了下来,侧面的瓷砖有不少也崩开了。
看到这情形可把我心疼坏了,房子装修好住进来才两个月就弄成这样。
我跑到门口从挂钩上取了一件衣服披上就往楼上跑,刚走到楼梯中间看见楼上的申师傅一家还有十二层的往下跑。
我赶紧拦住他们问:“我家快被淹了,想看看上面到底哪儿漏了,你们怎么往下跑?你们家漏水没有?阀门关了没有?” 申师傅拉上我就往下走,“快别提了,是九楼的水管坏了,倒淹了上来,连十五层都让水给泡了。
我们弄清楚后赶紧想下去把水堵上,快下吧。
”一群人轰轰隆隆跑到九层,我一看门还关着,难道他家不漏水、不知道已经闯下大祸了吗?不由得火往上冒,“咣咣咣”我使劲砸门。
可不管怎么砸就是没人开。
突然不知从哪里伸过来一只拳头照我脑袋上狠劲来了一下。
“谁打我?出来!”我更加火冒三丈。
“使我,快醒醒吧你,梦见什么了?一晚上折腾的我不能睡觉。
”我使劲揉揉眼睛一看,原来是老婆在说话。
“快把被子还我,你想要我着凉啊。
睡的好好地,先把人家的被子扯掉,还没反应过来呢,咣咣咣头上挨了三下。
你到底梦见啥了?”老婆是一脸怒气。
我赶紧赔上笑脸解释:“实在不好意思,刚梦到正睡得香的时候突然听见卫生间漏水了,我就赶紧下床查看,还拿件衣服往外跑,还砸人家房门。
没想到是拽了你的被子还砸了你的脑袋。
对不起,对不起,没事吧老婆。
”我一边说一边揉老婆的脑袋。
老婆拿手推开我生气地说:“下次再有这情况我直接就把你踢下床去。
” 我说:“下次一定改、一定改。
”
Introduce:Yesterday hears toilet has running water reputation suddenly in nocturnal sleep, sleep lightly from inside sleep then.
Get out of bed at once run to toilet to examine, see only rain from roof like shed below countless water column, plastic roof was dropped entirely, lateral ceramic tile has also die not less.
See this situation can feel distressed me bad, occupy of house outfit foster cordial relations between countries comes two months get gift such.
I ran to the doorway to take a dress to drape from link up with run toward upstairs, just walked along what upstairs see among stair explain the master returns those who have 12 to run downward.
I block them to ask rapidly: "My home was wided quickly, want to see settle on face after all where leaked, how do you run downward? Is your home slack not? Did valve close? " explain the master pulls me to go downward, "Did not carry quickly, the conduit that is 9 buildings is bad, wided come up, connect 15 to let water give bubble.
After we are cleared up, want to block water up rapidly, fall quickly.
" a flock of people with a bang rumble grand runs 9, I one guard the entrance still is closing, is his home not slack, did not know to had entered next catastrophe? Can't help igneous upgrade is risked, "Bang bang bang " I exert all my strength break the door.
How can be bungled without giving thought to even if nobody leaves.
Do not know suddenly to be extended from where come over a fist came according to interest of the firm on my head.
"Who hits me? Come out! " I more fly into a rage.
"Make I, wake quickly wake you, what to dream of? One I of do sth over and over again cannot sleep in the evening.
" I exert all my strength knead knead an eye to look, it is wife is saying so.
"Return the quilt quickly I, you mean my catch a cold.
Sleep well, first the quilt tear off the family, still do not have reaction to come over, bang endured 3 times on bang bang head.
Do you dream of what after all? " wife is one face anger.
I hurry explanation of the smiling face on compensate: "Feel embarrassed really, gang Meng hears until sleeping spicily toilet is slack suddenly, I get out of bed rapidly examine, still take a dress to run outside, still break family door.
Thinking of is the head that pulled your quilt to still break you.
I am sorry, I am sorry, do not have a thing wife.
" the head that I say to knead wife at the same time at the same time.
Wife expert pushs me to say angrily: "Have this case again next time I kick you directly get out of bed.
" I say: "Change certainly next time, change certainly.
"Change certainly next time, change certainly.
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