吸血的石碑

按迷信的说法，人们冲撞了恶鬼煞神就是撞煞，也叫中邪，撞了煞就要遭报应，轻则神志不清胡言乱语，重则发疯抽搐而死。

麦村旁边的老松林里有座破败的寺庙，据村里的老人说是明朝年间建造的，清兵入关时在那里发生了一场血战，丢下了许多孤魂野鬼，老松林遮天蔽日杂草丛生，大白天也是阴森森的，又传说有人在那里撞了煞，从此再没人敢去扒头探脑。

今年的多雨，天气闷热的让人喘不出气来，大憨到镇上卖了草药，回来正是中午最热的时候，他脱了个光脊梁抄近路回村，走到老松林边已是大汗淋漓，看看老松林里树荫浓密凉风习习，忍不住进去歇歇脚。

他选了个平坦地方刚要坐下，忽听松林深处好像有人走动，便以为也是路过的村里人来乘凉，他一边喊着：“喂！里边是谁呀？”一边就往里走，等走到寺庙废墟边上一看，连个鬼影子也没有，他忽然想起了撞煞，莫非这里真的有鬼？

大憨才不会自己吓唬自己，他猜可能是什么小动物闹出的动静，看到脚下有块倾倒的石碑，正像一张床的大小，摸了摸凉冰冰的，乐得赶紧躺下来，只觉得汗湿的后脊梁一阵凉爽，身上的燥热全消，舒舒服服地睡着了。

大憨醒来已是日头偏西，急急忙忙赶回，娘看他跑得满头大汗，一边埋怨一边拿毛巾给他擦汗，擦到后背吃了一惊，大憨的整个后背都是红色的，吓得惊叫起来：“是血呀！你后脊梁咋伤了？”大憨也吓了一跳：“没伤呀，俺咋不觉疼呢？”大憨娘拿毛巾一擦，毛巾也变成了暗红色，明摆着就是半凝固的血，她一边擦一边找，后脊梁竟然没有伤口，娘问大憨一路上都做了什么，大憨才想起自己在石碑上睡了一觉，难道是那块石碑作怪？

这一说可把大憨娘吓坏了：“咋敢在那种地方睡觉！你莫不是撞煞了？”一边念叨着就给家里供的观音菩萨烧香，大憨却不以为然，擦了身子便去菜园浇水，浇着浇着就开始打喷嚏流鼻涕，身上一阵阵发冷，赶紧回屋躺在了床上，娘发现不对劲儿，跑过来一摸他的脑97门热得烫手，慌忙跑去喊邻居卞大姑。

卞大姑惯会针灸拔罐子，常给人治个感冒发烧腰腿疼，她听了大憨娘的话就变了脸色：“是撞煞了！”忙跟着大憨娘跑了来，她听大憨讲了事情的经过，又详细问了石碑的摸样，马上惊叫起来：“啥子小动物，那就是碰见了恶煞！石碑也是成了精的，专门要吸人的血，幸亏你睡的时辰短，睡久了就给它吸干了！”

大憨不相信：“石碑会吸血？瞎说！”卞大姑生气了：“你憨头憨脑的懂个屁！它不吸血你后脊梁上是啥？”大憨不吭声了，大憨娘央求卞大姑给大憨医治，卞大姑摇摇头：“这是该当受的罚，罐子针灸屁用不管，烧烧香求菩萨保佑吧！”临走又嘱咐大憨千万不要再去老松林，惹怒了恶煞就要遭恶报了。

大憨才不甘心受这个罚，自己到卫生所看病，医生诊断是伤风感冒，给他输了液吃了药。
仗着身板结实，大憨第二天就退了烧，早晨喝了一大碗面汤，坐在院里费了琢磨，按医生说自己发烧是睡在石碑上着了凉，可后脊梁上的血是哪来的呢？难道石碑真是成了精？大憨犯了犟脾气，决心再去看个明白，跟娘说要出去溜达溜达，披上件衣服出了门。

大憨出了村直奔老松林，趟着乱草来到废墟，找到了那块倾倒的石碑，现在他看清楚了，石碑旁边还有一只淹没在杂草里的石龟，大憨笑了起来：原来是王八驮石碑！他试着抬了一下石碑，石碑纹丝没动，凭大憨这身板，扛二百斤麻包小菜一碟，这石碑少说也有半吨重，估计是年头太久，王八实在是驮不动它了。

大憨仔细看看石碑，石碑是青灰色石头雕成的，石头里有许多暗红色纹路，很像是浸透了血，再看石碑上密密麻麻地刻着字，这些字有的残缺有的不认得，断断续续地读不成句，可是开头的那个“朕”字却让大憨吃了一惊。
他知道只有皇帝才能称“朕”，那么这个碑就是皇帝的御笔所书，他写的是啥，又为啥要立这个碑？大憨猜不出来，更不明白它为啥会吸血。

大憨肚子里憋不住话，回家把自己看到的告诉了娘，吓得娘脸煞白，扬手给了大憨一巴掌，顾不得说话就往卞大姑家跑，她把事情跟卞大姑一说，卞大姑连连跺脚大叫：“糟了糟了！皇上的石碑怎么敢碰？那是有恶鬼煞神看守的！你赶紧回家看住他，别让他跑出去胡说，让恶煞知道就要找上门的！”

大憨娘又急急忙忙跑回家，看到大憨又要出去，吓得赶紧拉住：“你又想干啥去？”大憨说：“俺想把这事跟村主任念叨念叨。
”吓得大憨娘一把拉住他，边骂边往屋里拖，大憨知道现在是出不去了，只好跟娘回了屋。

到了夜里，大憨啥事没有，大憨娘却犯了病，躺在床上说胡话，一会儿喊撞煞了，一会儿喊吸血了，大憨知道娘这是受了惊吓，自己怎么劝都不管用，心病还要心药医，只要卞大姑能改口说不是撞煞，娘一宽心病也就好了。

第二天一早，大憨来到卞大姑家，却见卞大姑的老公桂大叔也在家里，卞大姑笑道：“来得巧了，你桂大叔刚从城里回来，他有办法给你娘治病。
”大憨乐了：“俺听说桂大叔在城里卖假古董，啥时候又会治病了？”卞大姑生气了：“憨头憨脑的东西！真不会说话！”

桂大叔却笑了起来：“怪不得叫大憨，说话在，我虽然不会治病，却有办法对付恶煞。
”桂大叔郑重地告诉大憨，那块石碑年深日久已经有了灵气，现在又吸了人血，很快就要修成恶煞祸害百姓，最好的办法就是尽快把它运到泰山脚下，用泰山“石敢当”把它镇住，让它永世不能为患。
只是这块石碑太重，没办法装车，听说大憨有起重的手艺，家里又有专用的滑轮三脚架，只要能把石碑吊到车上运走，这件善事就功德圆满了，恶煞消除了，大憨娘的病自然也就好了。

大憨问：“这样的善事为啥不找村委会？派辆吊车来多快当？”卞大姑一个劲地摇头：“不行不行，这事千万不能声张，别人来了要撞煞的，你血气方刚，恶煞也奈何你不得，所以只能由你来动手，我和你桂大叔也只能帮帮忙，这事越快越好，咱们就在明天夜里装车，让你桂大叔把它运走就行了。
”大憨点点头：“行，你们就瞧好吧！”

第二天将近半夜，大憨扛着滑轮三脚架，悄悄出村直奔老松林，走进去就见石碑旁边停了一辆小货车，桂大叔和卞大姑已经先到了，他们帮着大憨支架子挂滑轮，大憨把石碑用粗绳子栓好，拉动铁链哗哗地起吊，随着滑轮的转动，石碑一点点地离开地面，渐渐地高出了车厢，桂大师把小货车退到石碑下面，大憨松开铁链，石碑轻轻地落在了车厢里，桂大叔打开一卷苫布叫大憨：“来，帮我把它盖上，别让它成精跑了！”

不远处突然有人应道：“放心吧，谁成精也跑不了！”话音未落，几个人从黑影里冲了出来，桂大叔丢下苫布撒腿就跑，卞大姑猛地一推大憨：“恶煞来了，咱们分开跑！”大憨一把抓住了她的胳膊：“你们才是恶煞，警察就是俺招来抓你们的！”

警察们一涌而上扭住了两个恶煞，卞大姑像不认得一样瞪着大憨：“你、你个憨头憨脑的东西也成精了！”大憨嘿嘿地笑起来：“你以为俺这十几年的学白上了？啥子消除恶煞，你们是盗窃文物！”

恶煞现形人赃俱获，经过审讯，桂大叔原来是个老牌的文物贩子，卞大姑听大憨说了石碑的摸样，赶忙打电话告诉了老公，两个人决定盗卖这块珍贵的御笔古碑，他们知道大憨有起重的手艺，人也憨头憨脑的好蒙骗，于是便利用大憨帮他们装车，他们哪里知道憨厚跟傻瓜可不是一回事，大憨早就识破了他们的鬼把戏。

国家的珍贵文物保住了，老牌的文物贩子落网了，公安局的领导决定表彰奖励大憨，大憨红着脸说：“奖励不奖励倒没啥，俺就想知道这石碑到底会不会吸血？”领导点点头：“我肯定它不会，不过我讲不出原因来，走，咱们一起去听听专家怎么说。
”

专家对石碑进行了研究，他告诉大憨：根据残存的文字推断，碑文里的“朕”就是明太祖朱元璋，他当年落魄的时候曾饿昏在这个小庙里，是两个乞丐用讨来的剩饭救活了他，后来做了皇帝，建碑纪念创业的艰难。

大憨一听就乐了：“俺听过那段相声，他吃的是不是‘珍珠翡翠白玉汤’？”专家也给他逗乐了：“那是传说，碑文上可没这么写。
”大憨哼了下鼻子：“挨过饿有啥可显摆的？还要造块石碑吸人的血！”专家笑着告诉大憨，这块石碑的材料是沉积岩，石头在形成中也沉积了许多铁元素，石碑经过风化后，铁元素遇氧生成氧化铁，氧化铁也就是暗红色的铁锈，大憨满身是汗躺在石碑上，汗水融化了铁锈，浸出来沾在了背上。

大憨哈哈大笑：“原来是俺吸了石碑的血！”

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