泥胎媳妇

从前，有个二混子叫马猴。
平日豪赌成性，穷得连饭也吃不上了，只好去舅舅家借点钱花。
他骗舅舅借钱是为了娶亲，还打了包票让舅舅第二天一早去看新媳妇！

马猴拿了钱，就去赌场输了个精光。
回家一想，坏了，明天舅舅来可怎么交待？他急中生智，跑到庙里把土地奶奶的泥像背回家来，用被子盖在炕上。

第二天上午，舅舅真的来了。
马猴把他让到屋里说：“舅，你来得不巧，外甥媳妇病了，在炕上躺着呢。
”他舅一看，炕上真的躺着一个人，忙说找个医生看看。
马猴说：“不用，看过了，吃药后睡了。
”他说着走到床前装模作样地说：“你好点了吧？咱舅来看你。
”

说完，马猴刚要走开，炕上泥胎却突然变成个挺俊的媳妇坐了起来，说：“我好点了，给舅做饭去。
”说罢下了炕，羞答答地道了个万福。

舅舅一看乐得合不上嘴，可把马猴吓坏了。
那媳妇一会儿弄了四个菜、一壶酒，陪舅舅吃了饭。

天黑了，舅舅走了，马猴想：泥胎变人，准是个鬼，我何不悄悄地把她推到井里，把她淹死。
他便趁媳妇打水不备，一把将她推到井里，一溜烟跑回屋去。

没想到马猴刚进门一看，泥胎媳妇又回来了，全身湿淋淋的，说：“你真没情义，我生着病伺候你，你还把我往井里推。
”

马猴吓得头发根里冒凉气，撒开脚丫子就往外跑，跑累了，一头倒在村外的庄稼地里睡着了。

一觉醒来，天已大亮。
一看，自己原来睡在墓地的坟穴里。
从那往后，他戒了赌，过起安生日子来。

Introduce:Once upon a time, have 2 mix child monkey calling a horse.
Ferial a person of extraordinary powers bets by nature, so poor that connect a meal also be unable to get something to eat, be forced to go to uncle home lending bit of money the flower.
He cheats an uncle to lend money is for get married get married, still hit bag ticket to let an uncle see new son's wife the following day early in the morning! Equestrian monkey took money, go gambling house was defeated by a with nothing left.
Come home to think, bad, how the uncle will be explained tomorrow? His show resourcefulness in an emergency, run in temple to come home the mud of land grandma like the back, with the quilt the lid is on kang.
The following day in the morning, the uncle came really.
Equestrian monkey lets him in house say: "Mother's brother, you come unfortunately, niece son's wife is ill, lying on kang.
" he husband'ses father to look, there is a person really on kang, busy say to look for a doctor to look.
Equestrian monkey says: "Need not, had looked, after taking medicine, slept.
" before he is saying to walk along a bed, say bumblingly: "Hello was nodded? Our mother's brother will see you.
" say, equestrian monkey just should go away, the unpainted clay idol on kang becomes suddenly however quite handsome daughter-in-law sat, say: "I am bit better, cook to mother's brother.
" said to finish bake or dry by the heat of a fire, bashful is pure a boundless blessing.
The uncle sees readily take the opportunity to do not close to go up the mouth, can psych out equestrian monkey.
That daughter-in-law got alcoholic drink of 4 dish, one crock a little while, accompanied an uncle to eat a meal.
Dark, the uncle walked, equestrian monkey thinks: Unpainted clay idol changes person, it is a ghost definitely, my why does not push her stealthily in the well, drown her.
He takes the advantage of daughter-in-law to hit water unprepared, one pushs her the well in, swiftly runs back to house.
Did not think of equestrian monkey just entered the door to look, daughter-in-law of unpainted clay idol came back again, the whole body is drenched, say: "You do not have ties of friendship really, I am falling ill to serve you, you still go to me push in the well.
" equestrian monkey is frightened the Mao Liang in hair root is angrily, scatter foot to run outside, run tired, the crops that falls outside the village directly was asleep in the ground.
Shut-eye awakes, the day already shined greatly.
Look, oneself sleep in the graveyard acupuncture point of graveyard so.
Wherefrom in the future, his give up bet, remove quiet time to come too.
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