七巧板

儿子小军突然喜欢上了玩七巧板，并且拼得又快又好。
这让大军很有成就感，常常在同事面前夸赞自己的儿子聪明。

这天，大军带了一个女人回家，对小军说：“乖儿子，这是爸爸的同事刘阿姨，快点儿叫人啊。
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女人好像很喜欢小军，捏着他的小脸连呼可爱。
小军却充满敌视地望着她。
直到大军让小军进屋去玩七巧板，小军才快乐地高呼一声，屁颠屁颠进屋去了。

女人是大军的情人，现在没人碍眼，自然要做些大人爱做的事。

事后，女人窝在大军怀里，幽幽地道：“你什么时候才肯娶我呢？”

大军皱着眉头道：“我老婆刚死，我没想这么快再婚。
况且也要问问小军的意思。
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女人一下子翻了脸，飞快地穿衣下地：“好啊，你去跟你的好儿子过一辈子吧。
我要告诉全世界的人，你是个混蛋。
我要你身败名裂……”

可惜，女人并没有机会这么做，因为她的后脑突然被巨大的哑铃打了个正着。
她悄无声息地滑落在地的姿势很美，像无声电影中的片段。

大军抚摸着小军的头，慈祥地说：“乖儿子，快点儿帮爸爸收拾一下。
爸爸很累，要休息一会儿。
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的确，大军已年届五十，虽然整容手术让他好像年轻了二十岁，但体力很明显不行了。

小军很厉害，虽然是个侏儒，但已经二十多岁了，力气很大，喜欢练哑铃。
他的智力只有几岁小孩子的样子，但是玩起七巧板来，又快又好。

现在，他正用练哑铃的手挥舞着剔骨刀，将女人分割得七零八落。
他想看看，是不是人体七巧板比平时玩的七巧板更好玩呢？

Introduce:The son is young army liked suddenly to go up to play tangram, and go all out fast good.
This makes main forces very successful feel, the son that often speaks highly of oneself before the colleague is clever.
This day, main forces took a woman to come home, right small army say: "Good son, this is colleague Liu aunt of father, quickly call a person.
" the woman seems to like very much small army, the little face that holding him breathes out repeatedly lovely.
Small army be full of however be hostile to the ground is looking at her.
Let till main forces small army go playing tangram into house, small army ability hallooes happily, bump of fart bump fart went into house.
The woman is the lover of main forces, nobody is unpleasant now, nature should do some of adult to love the thing that do.
After the event, feminine nest is in main forces bosom, faint and pure: "When do you just agree to marry me? " main forces is knitting brows path: "My wife just died, I did not want to remarry so quickly.
Besides also should ask small army meaning.
" the woman crossed a face at a draught, rapidly clad go to the fields: "Good, the good son that you go to following you passes all one's life.
I should tell the person of the whole world, you are blamed.
I want …… of your be utterly discredited " regrettablly, the woman does not have an opportunity so do, because her afterbrain is abrupt,was hit by tremendous dumbbell wearing.
She sads silence ground slides the pose that is in the ground is very beautiful, resemble the part in silent cinema.
Main forces is being touched small army first, say amiably: "Good son, quickly side father is cleared away.
Father is very tired, want to have a break.
" really, main forces already year 50, although face-lifting operation lets him seem young 20 years old, but physical strength is apparent washed-up.
Small army very fierce, although be a dwarf, but already more than 20 years old, strength is very great, like experienced dumbbell.
His intelligence has the look of a few years old of dot only, but play a tangram to come, fast good.
Now, the hand wave that he is using experienced dumbbell is worn bone knife, break up the woman scattered here and there.
He wants to look, is human body tangram more amused than the tangram that plays at ordinary times? 8585