牧羊人
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张三和李四杀了人,现在正在大山中玩命逃窜,一边寻找老大独眼龙,独眼龙心狠手辣诡计多端,他也是沿着这条路线先行逃命的。
一晃两天过去了,两人冷得直抖,更饿得前心贴后背,眼看就要支撑不住了,就在这时发现前面有一小群羊,不多,一眼即可数出,整整十只,令两只“饿狼”喜出望外的是,没有牧羊人。
就在这时一只特别肥大的羊竟不知好歹地主动迎了上来,嘴里还一个劲地叫唤。
张三和李四心说就是你了,当即双双扑上前,任凭这只肥羊拼命挣扎,还是被快刀割断喉管,一命呜呼。
可就在两人剥皮剖肚时意外发生了,这只肥羊的前脚趾上竟套着一只戒指,取下一看两人大吃一惊:戒指见过,好像是……老大独眼龙的。
这是怎么回事?管他哩,很可能是老大慌不择路逃命时丢了,又恰好被这只羊给踩上套上了。
不大工夫两人几乎吃光了一整只羊,正快活,有人怒吼起来,掉头一看,不好,牧羊人来了,要命的是,牧羊人手中有枪。
张三和李四像兔子一样跳起,立即分头逃窜,使张三高兴的是,牧羊人追赶李四去了。
张三没头苍蝇似的乱跑起来,也不知跑了多久,忽然发现眼前赫然站着一人,不是别人,正是端着枪的牧羊人,真是冤家路窄啊!
张三眼珠一转,有主意了,当即可怜巴巴地说道:“先生,我是个游客,迷路了,你能带我出山吗?”
不出所料,牧羊人果然上当了,显然刚才仓促间他并没有看清张三的嘴脸。
牧羊人说:“当然可以了,对了,你冷吗?我这还有一件羊皮袄。
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正冷得不行的张三一见大喜,忙不迭地穿上羊皮袄,就在这时发现不对劲:牧羊人的身边有羊慢慢聚拢来,可疑的是,这些羊整整十只。
不对不对,先前十只羊被我们吃了一只,应是九只才对,怎么还有十只?
就在这时打头的那只羊叫了起来,并且眼泪汪汪的,张三吃惊地一看,这双眼睛太像……李四的眼睛了!
不好,有诈!(鬼故事:http:///转载请保留!)
张三刚要动,来不及了,套在身上的羊皮袄突然收紧,紧得不可想象,骨头差点被勒断,气都要喘不过来了,紧接着浑身发痒肌肉剧烈抽搐,张三疼得忍不住大叫,可从嘴里发出的声音是:咩、咩……
张三惊恐万状地低头一看,自个儿已不折不扣变成一只羊。
这时牧羊人甩手一皮鞭狠狠抽在张三身上,怒骂道:“前天有一个凶神恶煞的独眼龙被我收了,我刚高兴多了一只羊,谁知竟被你们吃了,现在,你们算是补偿我罢!”
Introduce:Zhangsan and Li Si killed a person, be now in big hill flee in disorder of risk one's life needlessly, seek old one eyed person at the same time, a person blind in one eye is cruel and evil crafty, he also flees for his life along this line go ahead of the rest.
Flash went two days, two people are so cold that two people tremble continuously, hungrier the back after the heart before getting is stuck, be about to be not propped up soon, be in there is one subgroup sheep before discovery at this moment, not much, can count piece, full 10, make two " hungry wolf " of be overjoyed is, without goatherd.
Be in at this moment a ground of particularly corpulent Yang Jing not know what's good was greeted actively, still call out persistently in the mouth.
Zhangsan and Li Sixin say is you, at once before in pairs attacks, at one's convenience this only fat sheep struggles desperately, still be trunnion be cuttinged off by fast knife, die.
Can decorticate in two people the accident when analyse abdomen happened, the chela of this only fat sheep is covering a ring unexpectedly on foot, get off to see two people astonied: Ring has seen, be like be …… old a person blind in one eye.
Is this how to return a responsibility? Be in charge of him, probable it is the old when choose road flees for his life, did not lose unbearably, be given to walk to cover by this sheep fitly again went up.
Not great time two people almost dispose of a whole sheep, happy, somebody howls rise, turn around to look, bad, goatherd came, awful is, there is a gun in goatherd hand.
Zhang Sanhe Li Si resembles bunny same start, instantly separately flee in disorder, those who make Zhang Sangao is promoted is, goatherd chases Li Si.
Zhang San did not run in disorder like head fly, also did not know to run how long, there is one person awesomely before discovering a small hole suddenly, not be others, carrying the goatherd of the gun just about, be one can't avoid one's enemy really! Zhang San eyeball turns, have an idea, at once pitiable say: "Gentleman, I am a tourist, got lost, can you take me to give mountain? " as expected, goatherd was duped as expected, apparent a moment ago brash a look that he did not see clear Zhang San.
Goatherd says: "OK of course, was opposite, are you cold? I this still has jacket of a sheepskin.
" cold the Zhang San that must be no good sees great rejoicing, busy incessantly ground puts on sheepskin coat, be in discover incorrect interest at this moment: There is Yang Man slow gather together to come beside goatherd, doubtful is, these sheep full 10.
Incorrect and incorrect, previous 10 sheep were eaten by us, should be 9 ability are opposite, how to still have 10? Be in at this moment that sheep of nob cried, and weepy, zhang San looks amazedly, this pair of eyes too the eye that resembles …… Li Si! Bad, have bluff somebody into giving information! (Ghost story: HTtp:/// is reprinted ask reservation! ) Zhang Sangang wants to move, had not enough time, cover the ovine fur-lined jacket on the body to be tightened up suddenly, get closely not5916