谁的老爸更牛?
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在H大学,季一绝对是个人见人躲的主儿。
为啥躲?莫非其面目狰狞奇丑,睹之会做噩梦?或者腋臭口臭奇重,闻之会晕倒?都不是。
是因为他有句极具杀伤力的口头禅:“我爸是季铜!”
季铜是何许人物,能吓破人胆?你别不信,就在上个月,季一去大酒店吃饭,吃罢上千元的山珍海味抬腿就走。
老板眼睛一瞪,拦住了他:“小子,竟敢跑到老子的地盘上吃霸王餐?”
话音未落,季一不屑回道:“我爸是季铜。
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季铜?老板一听,当即吓得由老子变成了孙子,不仅恭敬相送,还点头哈腰孝敬上两张贵宾卡:随来随吃,不花分文。
不过,就在这天晚上,有老爹撑腰眼的季一撞上了真正的硬茬!
天色渐黑,醉眼蒙眬的季一开着宝马,带女友去兜风。
当经过屠宰场时,只听“砰”的一声大响,一个过路人被撞得飞起来!
“快停车,撞人了!”女友登时惊出一身冷汗,惶惶大叫。
不料,季一鼻孔出气,说道:“怕啥,我爸是季铜!”说着,猛踩油门,又从被撞者身上轧了过去!
驶出七八米,季一停了车,打亮尾灯查看。
一看之下,季一也惊得心头一哆嗦,那人挨了一撞一轧,居然没死,正在奋力爬起!
死人总比活人好打发!季一一咬牙,倒车,照准那人的脖颈处又来了个回碾。
碾过后,季一还不放心,再次加大马力又轧了一次!借着车灯,季一看得真真切切,那人的脖颈被碾断,脑袋骨碌碌地滚到了路边!
这回,就算你有九条命,也没救了吧?季一下了车,想看看情况。
谁想刚走到近前,就见那人的手臂蠕动着不断伸长,双手抓住脑袋又安回了脖子上!更可怕的是,第一次安反了,“咔嚓”一用力,又正过来!
“妈呀,鬼——”
季一惊叫,转身要跑。
但晚了,对方霍地跳起,一把掐住他的脖子硬生生地给提了起来!
“你这头挨千刀的猪,快放下我!我爸是季铜!”季一被掐得要窒息,拼命大叫。
“你说得没错,我是刚挨过屠夫的刀!”那人阴恻恻一笑,终于恶叨叨地开口了,“你爸是季铜,我爸是猪坚强!它埋在地震废墟下36天不吃不喝都没死,哼,你说,咱俩谁的老爸更牛?!”
Introduce:Be in H university, season a special skill is to the individual sees what the person hides advocate.
Hide for what? Is it possible that its are sinister in appearance strange ugly, does seen meeting become nightmare? Or underarm odour halitosis is strange heavy, can Wen Zhi faint? Not be.
Because he has a pet phrase that provides power extremely,be: "My pa is Ji Tong! " Ji Tong is what kind of character, can you frighten broken person bravery? Are not believed, be in last month, season goes big public house has a meal, the delicacies of every kind that has on 1000 yuan carries the leg goes.
Boss eye one glare, blocked him: "Boy, does have the impertinence to do sth run to the domain of father to eat food of Xiang Yu the Conqueror? " one's voice in speech did not fall, season distains to answer: "My pa is Ji Tong.
" Ji Tong? The boss listens, frighten so that became grandchildren by father at once, not only deferential photograph sends, return on give presents of bow and scrape two pieces of honoured guest to get stuck: Along with will follow eat, do not spend a single cent or penny.
Nevertheless, be in this day night, the season that has eye of old father back up one dash against true good crop! Colour of sky gradually black, eyes showing the effects of drink cheats the Jiyi of Bao to opening BMW, take cummer to go for a spin.
When passing shambles, listen only " phut " big ring, a passer is bumped into so that fly! "Fast jockey, strike a person! " cummer immediately Jing gives a suit cold sweat, in a state of anxiety cries.
Unexpectedly, season sing the same tune, say: "Be afraid of what, my pa is Ji Tong! " saying, fierce step on the gas, go up from body of the person that be bumped into again make friends in the past! Sail give 78 meters, season parked a car, hit bright tail light to examine.
Look under, season one also Jing gets heart one shiver, that person was endured bump into one make friends, did not die unexpectedly, climbing in do all one can! It is good that the the dead always compares living person dismiss! Season one by one gnash one's teeth, back a car, collimate the neck point of that person came again time grind.
After been grind, season still is not at ease, increase horse power again make friends! Borrowing light, season looks really clearly to cut, the neck of that person is ground, ground of head roll busy rolled roadside! This, calculate you to have 9 lots, was also saved? Season one left a car, want to depend.
Before who wants to just went close, the arm that sees that person is wriggling ceaseless and stretchy, both hands captured a head how to answer a neck to go up again! More terrible is, how to turn over for the first time, "Ka Ca " exert oneself to do sth.
, coming over again! "Mom, ghost —— " season one cry in fear, face about should run.
But late, the other side suddenly start, stay in clutch his neck gives birth to virgin soil forcedly to give carried! "You endure the pig of 1000 knives this, fast put down me! My pa is Ji Tong! " season must be wanted to choke by clutch, cry desperately.
"You say rightly, I am the knife that just had endured butcher! " sorrowful of sorrowful of that person shade laughs, eventually ground of be favored with of evil be favored with started to talk, "Your pa is Ji Tong, my pa is pig adamancy! It is buried below seismic remains 36 days not to eat to be not drunk did not die, hum, you say, we two11941