增寿

有一个老头在他七十岁生日这天的夜里做了一个怪梦，梦见他被两个手拿哭丧棒的恶鬼锁到了阴曹地府，他被带到阎王殿上后阎王一拍桌案，高声叫到：“张三今天虽然是你的阳寿到了，可是如果你想再多活十年的话还可以让你还阳去。
”老头一听自己还可以多活十年，赶紧给阎王磕头说到：“只要大王能有办法叫小的再多活十年，小的愿意听从大王的安排。
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阎王听了老头的话轻蔑地看了他一看继续说到：“你想再续一季的阳寿必须用你后代的阳寿来换你愿意吗？”“我愿意！我愿意！”老头刚听完阎王的话赶紧乐得屁颠屁颠地答到。
可是阎王却惋惜地说到：“可是你的儿子十年前就已经死了呀，看来你只有拿你女儿或女婿的阳寿来换了。
”阎王说完摇了摇头又追问到：“是让你女儿的阳寿换，还是让你女婿的阳寿换得赶紧快说？”

老头听了阎王的话也追问到：“大王您老能不能把我和他俩阳寿的换法给我介绍一下。
”阎王听了老头的话就向他介绍说：“你女儿的阳寿只有七十六岁，如果你想得到她十年阳寿的话，你女儿必须要减少二十年的阳寿，所以你女儿只能活到五十六岁了，可是你女婿的阳寿只有六十五岁，如果你想让他给你增加十年阳寿的话，你女婿只减少十年的阳寿就可以了。
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老头听了阎王的话脑袋里迅速地转了几个个儿，心想：我女儿要是减少二十年阳寿，她到五十六岁就死了，那时姑爷只有五十六岁他岂不是还能找个续贤，女儿拼打一辈子赞下的基业可就便宜别人了，要是姑爷五十六岁死了，女儿带着家产再改个嫁一定会找个好男人的。
老头想到这里忙给阎王叩头说到：“大王小的愿意用女婿的阳寿来换。
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阎王一听满口答应到：“那好吧，但这件事你还阳后可不能泄露出去，要是叫别人知道了，你的阳寿不但不能增加，就连你女婿的阳寿也不会还回去了。
”阎王说着就在老头的生死簿上给他加了一季的阳寿，在老头姑爷的生死簿上减少了十年阳寿，最后就叫锁他来的那两位小鬼带着他还阳去了。
老头被两个小鬼带出阎王殿心里感到非常高兴，没想到自己还能在阳间多活上十年，这十年自己可要好好地享受一下，把自己上半辈子积攒的钱财都花喽，一点也不给闺女他们两口子留下，由其是姑爷那个穷小子我打心眼里也看不上他。

就在老头跟在两个小鬼后面沾沾自喜时，突然有一个熟悉的声音把他叫住了：“爸爸，你老到这干啥来了，我妈妈和姐姐姐夫都好吗？”老头抬头一看原来是十多年前死了的儿子，儿子虽然还是三十多岁的面容，可是在这里却穿着官服。
儿子见到他在这里虽然感到吃惊但又不失镇定，忙向牵着老头的两个小鬼说到：“二位路上辛苦了，走先到我的房间休息一会喝口茶，我和他老人家已经十多年没见了，也顺便叫我们爷俩唠会。
”老头的儿子说着就把两个小鬼拉进了一个房间。

可是当老头的腿刚迈进儿子的办公地点，却被眼前的一幕给惊呆了。
原来就在儿子办公地桌案前，他前几年去世的老父亲就跪在那里一动不动。
老头跑过去拉住老爷子的手不解地问到：“爸爸您怎么给他小子跪在这里？”这时老爷子才回过头来说到：“难道你忘了吗？十年前我得了一场大病，本来那次我的阳寿已经到了，可是我为了自己想多活四年，结果是我用孩的四十年阳寿换的，因此那年孩才早早地来到了这里，撇下一个重孙女让他妈带着改嫁了。
我增的四年阳寿到期后来到这里，阎王判我給孩赎罪得给孩在这里跪上四十年不动呀。
”老爷子说到这里惭愧地哭了起来。

这下老头傻眼了，他没想到自己的爸爸为了在阳间多活四年，就叫拿儿子的四十年阳寿来换，今天自己又用姑爷的十年阳寿换给了自己，不知自己十年以后又会用什么方法来还呢？他想到这里吓的出了一身冷汗，可是现在自己又有什么办法呢？自己现在后悔也来不急了。
就这样爷三个唠了一会，老头为了不耽误还阳赶紧跟上两个小鬼上了路。

结果老头真得在阳世间又活了十年，在这十年里姑爷还当了一个大官，他们老两口在这十年里不但没有花到自己的积蓄，还竟跟闺女姑爷吃香的和辣的了，老头在这十年里小日子过得可舒服了。
说来也怪老头活了十年以后真死了，这次他被上次锁他的那两个小鬼又被带到了阎王殿上，老头跪在阎王面前一句话也不敢说，只等阎王对他发落，只听阎王说到：“嗯！既然你已经知道自己所犯得罪了，那我就把你所犯的罪行罗列一下吧，好叫你心服口服喽。
你知道你姑爷是什么人吗？他本是熬叉星下凡去治理人间不平事的，在他在任的这十年里救了很多受苦蒙难的百姓，因此你借用了他的十年阳寿已经犯了天条，所以本官奉玉帝之命来制裁你的罪行，来人把他投进油锅进行烹炸。
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这下老头傻眼了，可是当他被投进油锅后又发现锅里的油并不算太热，心又放了下来，可是这时阎王又对他说到：“你别看现在油锅的火势不旺，但是阳间你女儿女婿要是给你上坟烧纸的话就是给你的油锅加火呢，他们每给你烧一次纸锅里的油温就会升高一次，直道你女婿阳寿已尽来到这里把火扑灭才能把你救下来。
”老头听到这里又放心了，因为自己的女婿现在已经五十多岁了，他的阳寿只有五十六年，我在油锅里煮不上几年就可以出来了。
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可是阎王好像看透了他心思似的，接着不紧不慢地又对老头说到：“你有可能还不知道吧，你女婿因为在任上做出了成绩积攒了阴德，在百姓们强烈的要求下玉帝传旨已经给他增加了两季阳寿，叫他再给百姓多做二十年的好事，再在这方水土上保二十年的平安。
所以说你在油锅里就要烹炸上二十年了，在这二十年里就看你的造化喽。
”阎王说完笑眯眯地退堂回内室去了。
老头听到这里更傻眼了，暗暗叹息自己：当初怎么叫姑爷给自己增寿呢！这二十年里自己在油锅里怎么能熬得住呢？他想到这里赶紧给自己的女儿托梦，叫女儿千万别在这二十年里给自己烧纸，你要是有孝心的话就用我给你留下的钱救济生活上有困难的乡亲们吧！

Introduce:An old man is in 70 years old of his birthday made a strange dream in night of this day, dream of him to be taken to cry by two hands the cacodaemon of funeral club locked up government office of shade Cao ground, he is taken the Hades after going up to Palace of Hell takes desk case, cry loudly: "Although be your this world,birthday went to Zhang San today, if you want to you still can let in relief still go if living 10 years more again,can be.
" the old man listens to him to still can live 10 years more, give Hades kowtow respecting rapidly: "Want king to be able to method makes little again much work 10 years only, be willing smally to comply with the arrangement of king.
" Hades listened the old man's word saw him disdainfully continue respecting: "Must the Yang Shou that you think to renew one season use your unborn Yang Shoulai to change you to be willing? " " I am willing! I am willing! " ground of bump of fart of bump of fart of readily take the opportunity to hurries to answer if the old man just listened to Hades.
But Hades is regretful however ground respecting: "The son that can be you had died 10 years ago, look you take your daughter only or the Yang Shoulai of husband was changed.
" Hades says to shake one's head examine minutely again: "It is to let the Yang Shou of your daughter change, is the Yang Shou that still invites your son changed so that say quickly rapidly? " if the old man listened to Hades, also examine minutely: "King you often can mix me of their Yang Shou change a law to give me the introduction.
" Hades listened the old man's word says to him: "The Yang Shou of your daughter has 76 years old only, if you are conceivable she 10 Nian Yangshou's words, your daughter must want the Yang Shou that decreases 20 years, so your daughter can live to be 56 years old only, but the Yang Shou of your son-in-law has 65 years old only, if you want to let him increase Yang Shou 10 years to you, the Yang Shou that your son-in-law reduces 10 years only is OK.
" a few height turned quickly in the word head that the old man listened to Hades, the heart thinks: If my daughter reduces Yang Shou 20 years, she died to 56 years old, a form of address for a man used by the senior members of his wife's family has 56 years old only in those days he is not still can look for an add virtuous, the daughter spells those who hit assist all one's life to fall base course of study but others of appropriate of at somebody's convenience, if a form of address for a man used by the senior members of his wife's family died 56 years old, the daughter is taking family property to change again marry what can look for a good man certainly.
The old man thinks of here is busy to Hades kowtow respecting: "The is willing to use son Yang Shoulai with small king is changed.
" Hades listens glibly agrees: "Good, but this thing after you are in relief still but cannot divulge go out, if called others to know, your Yang Shou not only cannot increase, the Yang Shouye that joins your husband still won't go back.
" the Yang Shou that Hades is saying to gave him to increase one season on book of life and death, yang Shou decreased 10 years on the book of life and death of old man a form of address for a man used by the senior members of his wife's family, two that when make lock up him to come finally impish belts are worn he returns this world.
The old man is given by two impish belts feel very glad in heart of Palace of Hell, did not think of oneself still can be in in relief8102