龙虎斗

这是一个同事讲的，他亲戚的事

他亲戚家养了一只黑猫，很肥大。

结婚以后，那只猫经常，也可以说每天，叼回来只死蛇，在院子里嚼得喷香。

他亲戚很生气，当地的风俗，死蛇进家是很晦气的事情。
为这个，黑猫没少挨打。
有一天他喝多了，晚上叫老婆去关院门。
平时都是他自己去的，那天是实在不想动弹，才叫怀孕的老婆干点活。

他老婆走到门口，脚底下踩到什么，滑的很。
大家也能猜到，又是猫拖回来的蛇呗。
女人嘛，吓得几乎坐倒。

老婆的惊叫把他亲戚招出来了。
原本对这只猫就是一肚子怨气，现在又吓到他最敬爱的人，带着酒劲，两棍子他就把猫送到西天去了。

世界清净了。
但是他这亲戚高兴不起来。
连续两胎，都是葡萄胎。
他和村民都认为，一定是有东西搞鬼。
请来高人，高人指点，在院墙的东南角往下挖。
挖出来一条大蛇，这不奇怪，奇怪的是还同时挖出一条小蛇，正给大蛇喂食呢。

把蛇打死，他老婆再怀孕就很正常了。
不过高人告诉他，当年黑猫是捉养着大蛇的小蛇，让大蛇没力气害人。
把猫打死了，也就等于把保镖赶走了。

他亲戚特意给猫做了场超度。

Introduce:A colleague tells this, his kin home raised the issue of his kin a black cat, very corpulent.
After marrying, that cat often, also can say everyday, hold only dead snake, chew in the courtyard delicious.
His kin is very angry, local custom, dead snake takes the home is very the thing of unlucky.
It is this, black cat is done not have little take a beating.
One day he is drunk much, call wife to close courtyard door in the evening.
At ordinary times he himself goes, that day is honest do not consider move, the wife that just makes be pregnant works a dot.
His wife goes an entrance, next plantar to what stepping on, slippery.
Everybody also can be guessed, be the cat pulls the serpent that come back.
Woman, frighten so that sit almost.
The cry in fear of wife came out his kin action.
It is skinful complaint to this cat originally, frighten him again now most respected and beloved person, taking wine interest, two stick he sends Western Paradise the cat.
The world is kosher.
But his this kin cannot become glad.
Successive two embryoes, it is hydatidiform mole.
He and villager think, it is to the thing plays tricks certainly.
Bring tall person, tall person gives directions, dig downward in the southeast horn of courtyard wall.
Gouge comes a big snake, this is not strange, strange is to return at the same time gouge a small snake, feeding to big snake feed.
Beat dead the snake, it is very normal that his wife is pregnant again.
Tall nevertheless person tells him, in those days black cat is to hold the small snake that raising big snake, let big snake do not have effort to kill a person.
Beat dead the cat, also was equal to a bodyguard to drive away.
His kin did field release souls from purgatory to the cat designedly.
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