鬼差作者:宫姬遥

小宇醒的时候竟然还在马路上。
不过天还没亮。

刚死那会，他就被莫名其妙地分配到这个城市做鬼差。

牛头马面是领班，带他实习。

死的时候，是被车在马路上撞死的，他妈的酒鬼司机。

醒来的时候还是在马路上，不过换了条便是。

天分外的黑，少量过夜生活的人们从他身边走过，看不见，碰不着，他好似一团空气。
他看见浓雾中走出牛头马面怪。
他们手中拎着沉重的链条锤子，那种感觉就像是死神来了里面的画面，有点儿惊心动魄，但更多的是恐惧，而不是热血沸腾。

去哪。
他站起来，明明是死了，却仿佛还能感觉到强烈的心跳。

马面看穿他心思，说道，刚死的人，都有心跳。
我们带你去收魂，你学着点。

他僵硬的点点头，努力想生前之事都想不起来了，就这么成了死后志愿者，哎。

到了马路中间，牛头马面停下来。
看了看手上的雕花怀表。

真奇怪，鬼差也用手表。
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到点了吗？牛头问了一声。

快了。
马面回答。

他就那么站着，看见对面有家酒吧，人声鼎沸。

他好像想起自己以前也喜欢泡酒吧，好像还有个女朋友。
但更多的就回忆不起来了。

我失忆了。
他感觉气氛太过死寂沉重，便开口喃喃自语了句，也没想要等两个怪物的回答。
怎知马面还是好心地回复他道，没关系，要不了多久就会想起，但那些生前之事都不重要了，你渐渐会习惯的。

他点头，牛头说了声，到点了。
马面应声。

语音未落，就听见轰隆一声闷响，酒吧里炸开了火，人们纷纷逃窜。
尖叫声彻响。
他有些着急，想要过去救，但那火已经将整个小酒吧都包围了，他也无可奈何。

你都死了，还怎么救，你就算活着，也未必救的着。
牛头提着链锤，那家伙拖在地上的尾音还真阴森。
马面拍拍他肩侧，一起过去收魂吧，好像有个你认识的。
他一听，慌忙跟过去。

火中有痛苦凄厉的惨叫。
没过多久，就只剩下燃烧的火声了。

有几个魂魄走出来，神色僵硬，脸色灰白，跟人偶一样。

其中有个很漂亮的女生，脸蛋精致，只是双目无光，只有上半身漂浮在空中。
他觉得眼熟，呢喃了声“燕燕”。
女生缓缓抬头，盯着他看了半天没反应。

他敲敲脑袋，跟着两个怪物把魂手脚绑住，前去地狱。
牛头马面像穿蚕豆一样，把魂魄全用锁链锁成一条线。
然后交代他，你牵去我们来时的那个马路口，到时候地面会裂开一道口，你带着他们跳下去，会有人接你的。
我们还要去前面，有几个不安定的鬼飘的有点远，我们去找找，你放心好了，他们暂时不会有意识的。

他点点头，很乖巧的就把一群鬼牵走了。

牛头看他走远了，方才对马面说道，那个女的是他未婚妻，他去求婚的路上被车撞死了。
女的还不知道，在这个酒吧里等了一天加个大晚上都没等到，结果被火烧死了。
真是杯具了。

马面恩了一声，快走吧，咱们还有活干。
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牛头一声轻叹，我当年考状元没考成，答应那姑娘的海誓山盟也没应许承诺，现在那姑娘长什么样我都忘记了，只晓得自己是病死的。
在去京都的路上。
这都过几百年了？我就觉得做鬼差也挺不容易的，几百年来老干一样的事情，也麻木了，等过一段时间我攒点钱辞职好了。

哎。
又是一声轻叹。

Introduce:When small house wakes, still go up in the driveway actually.
Nevertheless the day has not shined.
Just met then to death, he is allocated by indescribable ground this city play tricks is poor.
Face of bovine lead horse is foreman, take him to jackaroo.
When dying, be bumped into dead on the driveway by the car, fuck drunkard driver.
When awaking, still go up in the driveway, changed nevertheless it is.
Outside endowment black, a few people that live night life had gone beside him, invisible, touch do not wear, air of his seem posse.
He sees face of bovine lead horse is walked out of to blame in smoother.
There is heavy chain hammer in their hand, the sort of feeling resembles is Azrael came the picture inside, a little soul-stirring, but more it is scared, is not to burn with righteous indignation.
Go.
He stands up, be dead obviously, as if to still can feel intense heartbeat however.
Equestrian aspect detection his idea, say, the person that just died, jump purposely.
We take you to accept the lofty spirit of a nation, you are learning a dot.
His inflexible inclination, think hard before one's death the thing was unable to call to mind, so became the volunteer after dying, hey.
Arrived among the driveway, face of bovine lead horse stops.
See the pocket watch of carve patterns or designs on woodwork on the hand.
Really strange, ghost difference also uses watch.
Does ghost story arrive was nodded? Bovine head asked.
Fast.
Equestrian aspect replies.
He so standing, see the public house having the home opposite side, voice noisy and confused.
He seems to remember to bubble public house also likes before oneself, seem to still have a girlfriend.
But more did not rise with respect to memory.
I am broken recalled.
He perceives mood too deathly stillness too heavy, start to talk muttered sentence, also did not want to wait for the answer of two an eccentric person.
How face knowing a horse or kindly reply he, irrespective, can remember it won't be long, but those before one's death the thing is not important, you can be used to gradually.
He nods, bovine head said voice, to the dot.
Equestrian aspect immediately.
Speech did not fall, hear rumble boom, the blast in bar opened fire, people in succession flee in disorder.
Scream thorough is noisy.
He is a little anxious, want to was saved in the past, but that fire had surrounded whole small public house, he also have no alternative.
You died, how to still save, you calculate living, also the move that may not helps.
Bovine head is carrying catenary weight, the end news that that fellow pulls to go up is really gloomy still.
Equestrian aspect is patted take his shoulder side, accepted the lofty spirit of a nation in the past together, seem to you are known.
He listens, follow the past hurriedly.
There is painful and sad and shrill frightening cry in fire.
Did not pass how long, remain flaming fire voice only.
A few soul go, expression is inflexible, complexion is ashen, follow person idol same.
Have a very beautiful woman student among them, cheek is delicate, it is binocular only without light, only the upper part of the body floats in sky.
He feels look familiar, twittering sound " Yan Yan " .
Schoolgirl slowly look up, staring at him to look a long time to was not turned over8607