做鬼的老公

编者按：惊悚的诙谐，出门在外，好友相聚本是开心之事，却不曾料想遇上了鬼怪。
于是，沦落为了一丘之貉，成了鬼。

我是H市某高中学生，我叫成之护，今年20，家住H市，长相平平。
今天我刚刚参加完了高考考试，高考就像我的一个敌人，想必大家都知道，如果高考不上的话，那就不能上大学了，上不了大学，那我的前途可想而知。
所以，等考试完了，我由于紧张，害得我冷汗直冒。
因此，为了缓解压力，放松放松。
于是乎，老护我就找了平时俩个要好的哥儿们去梦贵酒吧喝一杯。
俩个要好的哥儿们也早有此意，所以，他们便欣然的答应下来。

但是，我们三哥俩无论如何也想不到，今夜，我们三哥俩竟成为了鬼的老公。

夜晚，我们三哥俩如期而至的相聚在梦贵（猛鬼）酒吧里。
几杯酒下肚，我竟有些醉了。
我拿起手边的酒说道：“哈哈！真是何以解忧？唯有手中酒啊！”“不到！不对！是酒到愁时方恨少啊！”一个哥儿们断我的话。

“你们俩就别说了。
来，来，今朝有酒今朝醉嘛！来！继续喝，反正今晚我们吃住都在酒吧里。
”我的另一个好哥们说道。
这时，酒吧老板走过来问我们要不要住房？我口语不清的说道：“我们……我们三人……来……两将房！可以吗？”我之所以这样说，是因为我自己喜欢一个人睡。
“哦！对不起，我的客房只有一间了。
”

“你们这是什么破酒吧，连间房也没有！”我发起了酒疯。
“算了！算了！一间就一间吧，我们就挤挤吧！”我的好哥们说道。
那你就去准备吧。
我道。

不知喝了多久，我们都喝醉了。
我醉薰薰的叫老板带我们三哥俩去客房。
老板带着我们三哥俩到了客房，然后就交给了我一把钥匙，说：“祝你们睡个安稳觉。
”然后，就笑了笑。
那是一个充满诡异的笑。
由于，我喝醉了，所以并未去在意发觉。

由于，喝的太多，我有些尿急。
所以，到了夜晚我醒过来了。
看了看表，已经是夜里12点了。
就在我要起床时，有一股冷气莫名其妙的从脚底直穿心房，接着我看见们边升起一股青烟。
我吓了一跳，我想可能见鬼了。
所以我便装睡，你们信吗？

然后，我看见了三个白衣慢慢清晰起来，她们三个女鬼苍白地脸，头发竟长到了脚上，长长的舌头足有一米长，以及眼珠子都翻过来的眼睛。
这种的模样，让当时的我吓得心都要快跳出来了。
只听一个女鬼鬼气森森的说道：“我看我们还是行动吧！阎王说了，我们前两世都是没有结婚的女人，现在我们第三世如果还是这样，那我们下辈就只能做石女了。
”“行动―行动。
”另外两个女鬼面无表情的说道。
我见一个女鬼向我走来，在诡异狰狞的笑着。
我无法用词来形容我内心的恐惧。
我的直觉告诉我，要逃。

我奋力的跳起身打开门逃了出去。
然后，我就听见那个女鬼在狂笑道；“不要跑啊！你是跑不掉的，做我的老公吧！！”我不管，我仍然继续的使劲的往前跑。

到哪去呢？回家吧。
我逃出来后上了一趟地铁，也许是因为太晚了缘由吧，车里的人比往常少的多，我靠在门边，心仍然在狂跳，我觉的累极了，闭上眼睛。

“姑爷，请更衣吧！”是一个小男孩的声音，姑爷？这称呼怎么这么的奇怪。
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我睁开眼，只见一个小男孩正手捧一件鲜红的衣服站在我的面前，小男孩苍白的脸上诡异的笑容，竟像极了那种纸扎的童男，我大吃一惊，一抬眼，才发现自己被一群鬼围住，以及那个酒吧老板和我俩个死去的好哥儿们。
他们都对我诡异笑着。

“不！……”我失声大喊着。
我闭着眼捂住耳朵尖叫，这时，地铁的门突然开了，我像是溺死鬼捉到了救命稻草一样，飞快的一脚跨了出去，但我竟然不是站在在站台上，突然一道刺眼的亮光向我照过来，伴随着隆隆的响声，我这才发现自己身处地铁的隧道里，而一辆地铁已快速驶向我，发生一声巨响。

我睁开眼，地铁已经刹住，忽然有一只冰冷的手拉住我的手：“跟我走吧，相公！”我一回头，仍然是那张眼珠子都翻过来得眼睛。
我刚要挣扎，却忽然发现地铁的车轮下有一个满身是血的男子，仔细一看，竟是我自己。

（注：本文瞎编）

Introduce:Editor's note: Of Jing Song humorous, go out outer, good friend photograph gets together is happy originally thing, however never expect met a phantom.
Then, be reduced to poverty for jackals from the same lair, became spirit.
I am student of H city some high school, I cry protect, this year 20, live in H city, appearance flatly.
I just attended exam of the university entrance exam today, the university entrance exam resembles my enemy, everybody knows most propbably, if the university entrance exam if going up, that cannot attend a college, cannot attend a college, my future cans be imagined.
So, waited for an exam to be over, because I am nervous, kill so that my cold sweat risks continuously.
Accordingly, to alleviate pressure, loosen loosen.
Then, often protect I go with respect to the brothers that searched to be close friends twice at ordinary times dream expensive public house drinks a cup.
Two brothers that be close friends have this idea early also, so, they joyfully promise to come down.
But, we 3 elder brother two also want to be less than anyhow, tonight, we 3 elder brother the two husband that became spirit unexpectedly.
Night, we 3 elder brother two as scheduled and the phase that reach gets together in the dream expensive (fierce ghost) in bar.
A few cups of wine lay gut, I have unexpectedly some drunk.
I take the wine say of at hand: "Ha! Why be to dismiss concern really? Only the wine in the hand! " " less than! Be incorrect! It is wine arrives when anxious square hate is little ah! " if a brothers breaks me.
"You two nevered mention it.
Come, come, now has alcoholic drink now is drunk! Come! Continue to drink, anyway we eat to be in bar tonight.
" say of another my good brother.
At this moment, does barkeeper walk over to ask we want not to want housing? The say with my not clear spoken language: "Our …… we 3 people …… comes …… two the room! OK? " I say so, because myself likes a person to sleep,be.
"Oh! I am sorry, my guest room has only.
" " you this is what broken bar, connect a room to also be done not have! " I initiated wine mad.
"Calculated! Calculated! , we are crowded crowded! " my good brother say.
Then you prepare.
I.
Did not know to drink how long, we are malty.
I am drunk a kind of sweet grass a kind of sweet grass call a boss to take us 3 elder brother two go guest room.
The boss is taking us 3 elder brother two arrived guest room, gave next my key, say: "Wish you sleep smooth and steady become aware.
" next, laugh.
That is one is full of weird laugh.
As a result of, I am malty, did not care about disclosure so.
As a result of, those who drink is too much, my some make water are urgent.
So, arrived night I wake.
See a table, had been at night at 12 o'clock.
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