上坟烧报纸(幽默故事)

陈小二他爹死得早，没人管教他，打小染上了赌博的恶习。

这年清明，村里家家户户都去上坟，可陈小二接连几天手气不顺，输得连买烧纸的钱都没有了。
于是，这小子想出来一个馊主意，他拾了些旧报纸，回家裁了一下，又到野外捡了几张别人压坟头的烧纸，把裁好的报纸一包，拎着上坟去了。

来到他爹坟头，陈小二见旁边有不少村里人也在烧纸，他怕被人发现，就想快点把纸烧掉。
谁知道越着急越不顺，本来报纸就没有烧纸容易烧着，再加上是整整齐齐的一摞，烧得就更慢了。
陈小二一看，不妙！外面包着的那几张烧纸一点火就没了，只剩下那摞报纸，在那儿似着不着地冒着黑烟。

陈小二想找根木棍拨弄拨弄，让它快点烧完，免得让人看见。
没想到，他刚走开去找木棍，忽然刮来一阵风，把那摞报纸吹得到处飞。
坏了，这下在附近上坟的人全都看见了！

大伙都知道陈小二好赌，一看他用报纸来上坟，全都笑起来：“小二，咋拿报纸来上坟呢？是不是输得连烧纸都买不起了？”

陈小二脸上红一阵白一阵的，不过他的反应够快，马上就编了一个理由，煞有介事地解释道：“是这样的，昨晚俺爹给俺托梦，说他去世十几年了，也不知道现在外头变成啥样了，让我上坟的时候，顺带给他烧些报纸看看，他要了解了解。
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话音刚落，旁边一个老头就骂起来：“胡说八道！你爹活着的时候，大字不识一个，连自己的名字都不认识，他还能托梦要报纸看？你糊弄鬼呢！”

Introduce:His dad gets Chen Xiaoer to death early, nobody certainly he, hit small the abuse that acquired gamble.
This year is clear and bright, village every family goes visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead, but Chen Xiaoer is successional a few days of luck are not suitable, the money that loses so that buy repeatedly to burn paper was done not have.
Then, this boy thinks out a lousy idea, he picked up some of old newspaper, come home cut into parts, collected what a few pieces of others approach grace mound to burn paper to field again, the paper that has reduced a packet, carrying visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead.
Come to his dad grace mound, chen Xiaoer sees on the side have many village people also burning paper, he is afraid of be discovered, think quickly paper burn-up.
Who knows to jump over anxious do not arrange more, original newspaper was not burning paper easy, plus it is a shipshape pile, be burned slower.
Chen Xiaoer looks, be bad! A few pieces that when wrapping outside burn paper a bit fire was done not have, remain that pile of paper only, be like over not touchdown is risking black smoke.
Chen Xiaoer wants to look for a club to fiddle with fiddle with, let it be burned quickly, lest lets a person see.
Cannot think of, he just went away go looking for club, blow suddenly come blast, play that pile of paper so that fly everywhere.
Bad, this fell to see in the person all of around visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead! Groups big know Chen Xiaoer is good bet, see him come with newspaper visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead, all laugh rises: "Small 2, take newspaper to come how visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead? Be defeated so that burn paper to be canned not afford repeatedly? " on Chen Xiaoer face red of a Bai Yizhen, his reaction is quite sharp nevertheless, wrote a reason immediately, ground of make a great show of being in earnest explains: "Be such, my dad gave me appear in one's dream and make a request last night, say he dies ten years, also do not know out turns what into appearance now, when letting my visit a grave to cherish the memory of the dead, conveniently burns some of newspaper to look to him, he should understand understanding.
" one's voice in speech just fell, an old man scolds on the side rise: "Nonsense! When your dad is living, big character does not know, the name that links oneself is not known, is he returned can does appear in one's dream and make a request want newspaper to look? Your deceive ghost! Your deceive ghost!! 13626