做张假证去投胎

陈发是办假牌证的，凡是人间能用到的牌证，他都能做出来。
他做得很小心，小广告上绝对不留手机号，只留QQ 号。
有人要办假牌证，QQ 联系他，说要求，把钱打到他账户上，他才把做好的牌证放到他指定的地方，然后通知对方去拿。
所以，除了他老婆外，没人知道他干这事。

这天，陈发回到家，见老婆一脸怒容，赶紧找高兴的话题说：“职称评定出结果了吗？”他听老婆说过，单位这次参加职称评定的名额非她莫属了。

老婆却气愤地说：“名额本来是我的，可没想到那个贱货不知从哪里弄出个省级荣誉证来，一下子就比我高出了几分，结果名额归她了。
”

陈发心里一动，忙问：“你说的那个贱货叫什么名字？”

“说了你也不认识，她叫郝娟。
”老婆气鼓鼓地说。

陈发心里“咯噔”一下，前几天一个网名叫“站到顶端”的人办了一个省级荣誉证，证书上的名字就是郝娟。
陈发没想到，自己办的假证帮人家把老婆的名额给挤掉了。
他没敢对老婆说，只是提醒老婆说：“说不定荣誉证是假的，你向领导反映一下，名额看能不能要回来？”

“你说得容易，人家丈夫是什么局的局长，能把荣誉证拿出来，还怕你说别的？”老婆越说越气。

“她丈夫是局长？叫什么名字？”

“我怎么知道？好像姓汪，你问这个干吗？你要是个局长，我的名额会被别人抢去？”

陈发没说话，可心里犯嘀咕了。
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很多年前，有个叫汪德正的人曾让他办过某名牌大学硕士研究生的证书。
办证的人虽怕别人知道底细，但证书上的名字不能写假的。
而陈发之所以对这个名字印象深刻，是因为那是他第一次办“高学历”，因此记得很清楚。
陈发暗地里一打听，高兴坏了：郝娟的丈夫的确叫汪德正，在农业局做局长。
他偷偷地去看过汪德正，就是假证照片上那个人！

了解了汪德正的底细，陈发径直通过QQ 给网友“站到顶端”发去了信息，说他知道汪德正是农业局的局长，让汪德正拿五万元的封口费，要不然，就来个匿名举报。
陈发想，给郝娟办假证的肯定不是外人，说不定就是郝娟的丈夫。
果然，一番较量后，“站到顶端”答应了他的要求。

陈发怕汪德正耍花样，提前到了约定的地点躲了起来。
到了时间，一辆车在陈发说的垃圾桶前停了一会儿走了，那就是汪德正的车。
陈发见汪德正的车真的走了，才把放在垃圾桶里的钱拿出来。

拿到钱了，陈发才敢和老婆说起事情的原委。
老婆却骂开了，说五万元钱怎么能弥补她丢名额的损失。
陈发一听也后悔了，他又给汪德正发去了短信，说有急事要办，让汪德正再弄四十万。
汪德正开始不答应，可有把柄攥在别人手里，不得不就范了。
陈发没费多大劲，就拿到了四十万，高兴得他半夜都没睡意。

这天，他正坐在电脑前浏览网页，有人要加他为好友，理由很直接，办假证。
这位网友的头像是一张血肉模糊的脸，看起来有些。
对方说要办转世投胎证，还发来张转世投胎证的图片。
陈发知道对方在拿他寻开心，也不生气，向对方索要二十万。
对方竟答应了，说一会儿就把钱打过来。

陈发暗骂了一句，继续浏览网页，没一会儿短信进来了，他打开短信一看傻了，他的账户上竟打入了二十万！陈发掐了自己一下，知道不是在梦中，他打开那张转世投胎证的图片一看：证是用冥纸做的，写着根据前世的因缘，某某转世投胎到某家。
后面盖着阴曹地府的灰色章，还有阎罗王的签字。

陈发一大清早就跑到那个人指定的墓地去了，并找到那个人的墓碑，那人叫彭强，刚刚去世几天。
陈发把那个人的头像拍了下来，洗了张贴到转世投胎证上，做好了转世投胎证，然后把证放到了墓前。
不管对方是人是鬼，二十万到手了，陈发还是很高兴。

第二天中午，突然有人拨打陈发的手机，说是前天晚上稀里糊涂就把二十万货款打到陈发的账户上了，对方通过银行找到了他的手机号，要求他把钱还回去。
陈发当然不答应了，说那是办假证的费用，对方竟不承认办过假证，还扬言要是不把钱还回去，就告发他办假证的事。
如果对方真的报警，警察肯定不相信转世投胎证的事。
万般无奈，陈发只得把二十万原封不动地转到了那个人的账号上。

到手的二十万突然飞了，陈发憋气又窝火，他心有不甘。
怎么办？他又想到了汪德正，就让这个冤大头把二十万补上吧。
他把信息发了过去，没想到，汪德正痛快地答应了。

陈发如法炮制，提前到了约定的地点。
汪德正把纸包放进垃圾桶，就开车走了。
陈发见周围没人，走到垃圾桶前，打开盖，刚拿起包裹，就听“砰”的一声，包裹炸了。
他再睁开眼时，已到了阴曹地府。
原来纸包里不是钱，而是炸药。

经过审查，陈发在阳间没做大恶的事，免遭酷刑，被押到了直接管辖转世投胎的孟婆那里。
孟婆看着堕落生册连连摇头，说陈发无法转世投胎，只能做孤魂野鬼了。
孟婆说，陈发后世本应该降生到一个煤老板家，是个富二代，可名额却被一个恶鬼占了。
那个恶鬼本应该打入地狱永不超生的，可不知怎的，他弄到了一张转世投胎证，孟婆只得让他转世投胎去了。

陈发一看那个鬼的转世投胎证，差点魂飞魄散了——正是他给彭强做的！

陈发说证是假的，孟婆将信将疑。
直到陈发依照阴龄证的样本，给孟婆做了个大出二百岁的假阴龄证，孟婆才相信了他的话。
可彭强已在阳间成为富二代，孟婆就让陈发给他自己弄了张转世投胎证，占用了别的鬼的名额。
陈发高高兴兴地转世投胎去了，他去的那家是个大官，等降生后，就是个官二代了。
作为制作阴龄证的答谢，孟婆并没给陈发喝迷魂汤。

陈发终于降生了，看到冲着他笑的父亲，他大声哭开了。
原来，他转身投胎后的父亲竟是汪德正。
成为汪德正的儿子倒没什么，可陈发在去拿钱以前曾对老婆说过，如果他有事，肯定和汪德正有关系。
他死后，老婆一定去告发汪德正了。
汪德正办假证，还杀了人，不只是丢官的事了，陈发怎么还会成为官二代呢？

Introduce:Chen Fa is card of card doing a holiday, always the card card that the world can use, he can be done.
He is done very carefully, mobile phone order does not take absolutely on small advertisement, take QQ order only.
Somebody should do false card card, QQ contacts him, say a demand, make money to his account, he just puts the card card that has made to the place that he appoints, inform the other side goes taking next.
So, besides his wife, nobody knows he does this thing.
This day, chen Fa returns the home, see wife one face angry look, look for glad topic to say rapidly: "Is the title judged decided an outcome? " he listens to wife to had said, the unit attends the quota of people of title assess this to was not her to not be belonged to.
Wife says furiously however: "Quota of people is me originally, can not think of that cheap goods does not know to play a provincial and honorary card from where, compare my tower above at a draught a few minutes, result quota of people puts in her 's charge.
" in Chen Faxin easily, busy ask: "What does that cheap money that you say call the name? " " said you also are not known, she calls Hao Juan.
" ground of strike of wife air strike says.
In Chen Faxin " click " , a few days ago a net is called " stand to top " the person handled a provincial and honorary card, the name on certificate is Hao Juan.
Chen Fa cannot think of, the someone of false testimony side that oneself do gives the quota of people of wife be squeezed.
He dare not say to wife, just remind wife to say: "Perhaps honorary card is false, you are mirrorred to the leader, does quota of people look can you want to come back? " " you say easily, family man is the director of what bureau, can take honorary testimony, be still afraid that you say other? " wife says to jump over gas more.
"Is her husband a director? What to call the name? " " how do I know? Seem to surname bark, do you ask this does what? You if director, is my quota of people met by others grab? " Chen Fa did not talk, satisfying in make a whisper.
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Although the person that does card is afraid that others knows ins and outs, but the name on certificate cannot write a holiday.
And Chen Fazhi is opposite so this name is impressive, because that is him,be first time does " tall record of formal schooling " , because this is written down very clearly.
Chen Fa asks stealthily, glad bad: Hao Juan's husband calls Wang Dezheng really, the director is become in agricultural bureau.
His on the sly goes seeing Wang Dezheng, it is that person on false testimony photograph! Understood Wang Dezheng's ins and outs, chen Fajing gives a netizen through QQ continuously " stand to top " sent message, say he knows Wang Dezheng is the director of agricultural bureau, let Wang Dezheng take 50 thousand yuan heal to expend, or, come faceless inform against.
Chen Fa thinks, the affirmation that does false testimony to Hao Juan is not alien, perhaps be Hao9487