悲催的会计

老王是个开冥纸铺的，他的铺子就开在陵园边上，人们在来扫墓的路上就可以买到纸钱，很方便。
因此每年清明前后，他的生意都格外好。

而今年却出了个意外，来买纸钱的顾客往往都是买了之后没过五分钟就回来退货了，说有质量问题。
老王心里纳闷：这种哄鬼的玩意儿也会有质量问题？难道阴曹地府也有12315？

后来听了顾客们的反映，老王才恍然大悟，原来是纸钱的印刷出了问题，面额一亿的纸钱上的那个“1”被抠掉了，这样就变成了一串数字零。
这样的纸钱就算是在鬼的世界里，也只是废纸一张吧。

可是老王仔细检查了印刷模具，并没有发现什么问题，那么这些冥币上面的数字又是如何没的呢？

想到这里，老王不禁身子一个哆嗦，额头上冒出一阵冷汗。
他这铺子就开在墓地边上，难道他不经意间得罪了某个亡灵？还是说现在阴间也如阳世一般在闹经济危机，小鬼们穷疯了过来抢他的冥纸铺子？

老王心乱如麻，浑浑噩噩地熬到了晚上。
时分，印刷室里传来了一阵窸窸窣窣的响动声，老王猛地惊醒，壮着胆子走了进去，瞬间惊呆了：只见印刷室里摩肩接踵、“鬼”声鼎沸，一个个悬浮着的鬼魂不断地穿梭着，像是在忙着什么。

老王被吓得双腿一软，“扑通”一声跪在地上，声音颤抖地说：“各位鬼大哥，咱们往日无冤、近日无仇，小的还要靠小本生意养家糊口呢，你们就不要……不要这样玩我了吧……”

“我们玩你？我说是你玩我们！”那群鬼魂立刻神情激愤，其中一个怒气冲冲地说，“你们现在给死人烧纸钱，动辄就是百亿千亿，搞得我们那边都通货膨胀了，出门买颗大白菜都要几个亿！你知道我们几个在那边是做什么的吗？会计！你妹的，我每天算账数那些零，数的我头都晕了，你说这不是你们活人玩我们死人吗？”

Introduce:Laowang is a shop of paper opening the nether world, his store opens to go up in cemetery edge, people is in come paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead can be bought on the road of pay respects to sb at his tomb, very convenient.
After because this is annual clear a kind of green tea picked before Pure Brightness, his business is good all the more.
And gave an accident however this year, the client that will buy paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead often is after was being bought, did not pass 5 minutes to come back to return money, say to have quality problem.
Feel puzzled in old Wang Xin: Can this kind of plaything that fools ghost also have quality problem? does government office of shade Cao ground also have 12315? Heard the report of clients later, suddenly be enlightened of old Wang Cai, be paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead so presswork gave an issue, denomination on the paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead of 100 million that " 1 " was dropped by dig or dig out with a finger or sth pointed, became a string of figure so 0.
Such paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead is the world in ghost in, also be waste paper only a piece.
Can be Laowang microscope presswork mould, did not discover what problem, so is the number above these dark money how do not have? Think of here, laowang can'ts help body a shiver, a cold sweat appears on forehead.
His this store opens to go up in graveyard edge, is he casual offended a certain the soul of a deceased person? Still say Acheron now if be in like Yang Shiyi,also be troubled by economic crisis, impish people did end become mad the dark paper shop that comes over to grab him? Laowang is utterly confused, ignorant ground was boiled in the evening.
Midnight time, presswork the sound of sound of sth astir that  Fu  of  Fu  of  Fu  of a  Fu  transmitted in the room, laowang sleeps lightly suddenly, strong courage went in, the instant was stupefied: See only presswork the jostle each other in a crowd in the room, " ghost " acoustical noisy and confused, the soul that each in suspension wears is moving back and forth ceaselessly, resembling is in busy what.
Laowang is frightened to get double leg one soft, "Pit-a-pat " genuflect is on the ground, voice says asply: "Each ghost eldest brother, we do not have bad luck former days, did not have enemy recently, small rely on small business to raise the home to paper a mouth even, didn't you want …… not to play me so …… " " do we play you? I say is you play us! " that group of soul immediately expression is indignant, among them a quarrelsome ground says, "You burn paper made to resemble money and burned as an offering to the dead to the the dead now, it is at every turn -559939584, do we there inflation, go out buy a Chinese cabbage to want a few 100 million! Those who what do do you know to a few we are there? Accountant! Of your younger sister, I everyday account counts those 0, my of several head is dizzy, is you say this you does living person play our the dead? Is you say this you does living person play our the dead?? 6277