笨贼打劫

世道艰辛,小李和小文不得不出来打劫。

十字路口,小李藏在一座新坟后面,小文藏在小李的身后,他胆子小,如果不是小李,他说什么也不敢出来打劫。

一整天,一个路过的人都没有,小李又累又乏,小文靠在墓碑上扯着手里的花瓣,心里念叨着:“有人路过,没人路过,有人路过……”

这时,一个老头路过了,他一手拿着簸箕,一手拿着笤帚,嘴里还念念有词。

小李见机会来了,他猛地冲上前去,一把按住了老头的胳膊:“打劫!人民币、欧元、美元……”

老头着实被吓到了,他双手抱头蹲在地上,颤抖着声音说:“我真的没钱,不信你翻翻看。
”

小文将老头上下都翻了个遍,连个纸屑都没看见。

小李很生气:“死老头,出门怎么不带钱?”

老头说:“我是出来取钱的。
”

小李眼珠一转,计上心来,他拉着老头一起躲在刚才躲藏的坟墓旁边。
准备等给老头送钱的人来了再打劫那个人。

“不许出声,我们只要钱,不会伤害你。
”小李威胁道,老头用力地点点头。

穷极无聊,小文竟和老头闲聊起来:“大爷,你这辈子最遗憾的事儿是什么?”

“死后被埋错了地方,每次收钱都要走好久的路。
”老头叹气说,“如果上天再给我一次机会,我宁愿死后被埋在这儿。
”小文觉得这大爷真幽默。

小文和老头越聊越起劲,小李有些不耐烦了：“老头,你不是说有人送钱吗?怎么还没来?”

老头很无辜地看着小李说：“我儿子在三亚给我送钱,我必须得到那儿才能拿到钱,阴间不支持异地跨行取款。
这才刚出门,最快也得一个星期时间才能到那里。
”

小文听了，浑身冒冷汗，吓的撒腿就跑……

Introduce:Hardships of the manners and morals of the time, xiaoli and little article must come out loot.
Crossroad, xiaoli hides at the back of a new grave, little article hides in Xiaoli's back, his courage is small, if not be Xiaoli, he says whats dare come out loot.
Daylong, a transient person is done not have, small Li You is tired lack, little article relies on on gravestone to pulling the leaf in the hand, the talk about again and again in the heart wears: ? of meal of temple of dam raw meat or fish nobody is transient, somebody is transient …… " at this moment, an old man is transient, he is taking dustpan single-handed, taking a broom single-handed, mumble is returned in the mouth.
Xiaoli saw an opportunity come, before he rushs suddenly, go, one pressed the old man's arm: …… of RMB of the? that press tadpole, euro, dollar " the old man is frightened indeed, his both hands holds a head in the arms to crouch on the ground, shakily voice says: Unplug art adept takes sulphur? not to believe you to break up leaf through.
" little article turned over the old man up and down, connect a wastepaper to did not see.
Xiaoli is very angry: 8 see virtuous? how go out not to take money? " the old man says: Unplug Yi Jiansun mothers ∏  copy! Big pool of the titanium that kill ± as kind of bag Hui? plan on the heart comes, he is pulling an old man to hide by the graveyard that a moment ago hid together.
The preparation person that sends money to the old man came again loot that individual.
"Must not phonate, we want money only, won't harm you.
" Xiaoli browbeats, old man emphatically nods.
Be extremely bored, small Wen Jing and old man prattle rise: The? that press a large bamboo hat what is the thing with your this the most regretful all one's life? " " after dying, be buried wrong place, control the route that money should take for ages every time.
" old man sigh says, "If go up to the sky to give me the chance again, I aux would rather after dying, be buried to be here.
" little article feels this uncle is really humorous.
Little article and old man jump over vigorously a little more, xiaoli is a little impatient: "Old man, are you to say somebody sends money? How had not come? " the old man looks at small Li Shui very innocently: "My son is in 3 inferior send money to me, I must get there ability takes money, acheron do not support different ground to cross take a money all right.
This ability just went out, also get ability of time of a week the most quickly to arrive over there.
" little article listened, risk cold sweat all over, frighten make off at once ……4854