老张奇遇

宣城青隐山南，归孙埠镇所有，山北归洪林镇所有。
在一九七几年的时候，山南和山北的树都经常被偷盗，孙埠人和洪林人都相互猜忌，最终演变一场斗殴，双方都有人伤残，从那场斗殴后，双方就结下了冤仇。
从此后经常发生两镇人群殴，当时县里也经常过去调解。
在最后一次斗殴中，洪林人把孙埠人当场打死了一人，那洪林人丢掉自己的妻子和一个女儿逃之山中，ga人员进山抓捕多次也无果，最终不了了之。
后了洪林镇人为了避免为树再发生类似事件，就在青隐山脊梁上做了一大间土屋，里面放了一张床和一张台子，几条长登，再垒了一个灶台。
白天派一个人住在那里，晚上就派两个人住在那里，日日夜夜的看护山北的树。

多少年后，就把看护山林的事承包给了一个五十多少岁名叫张敬光的酒鬼光蛋。

有一天张敬光白天上街买几斤猪油还买了一条鱼还打了几斤酒，回到青隐山顶时已是快下午五点了。
在路上他尿都急了，可是他想到山顶再尿尿，因为他在山顶的屋前开了块地，种了些菜，想把自己的尿浇在菜上。
放下东西之后就慌忙解尿，可是由于闭的太久，尿不出来，滴啊滴的，很长时间才缓缓的尿完。
他愤愤的骂道“哈哈哈，以前撒尿，能把马桶子冲翻，现在撒尿滴啊滴的！”尿完之后就慌忙把鱼洗洗，一刀剁了两截然后就下锅，在水缸里舀了一瓢水倒入锅中，加了些油啊，盐啊，酱油，还有辣椒粉。
然后取了一块姜用刀一敲，向锅内一丢，盖上锅盖就烧了起来。
一会儿他在外面地里揪了一把蒜，掀开锅盖，把手了的蒜揪了几段放入锅中，然后就用一个瓦盆把锅里的鱼盛了起来，端在台子上架在火炉上就喝起酒来。

象往常一样，喝酒从来不吃饭，酒过八成时，头有点昏，就晃悠着来到门口，在菜地里揪了一大把菜薹，放入瓦盆里，此时瓦盆里的鱼只剩一些鱼刺了，不过鱼汤还是有的，瓦盆下火正旺，烫菜正好。
他又干了两杯酒，觉得端酒杯的手抖擞着不听使唤了，他才放下酒杯。
他头重脚轻跌跌撞撞的来到水缸边，舀了一瓢水咕嘟咕嘟的喝了几口，心里好过多了。
想着还有猪油没有熬，反正没有睡意就把猪油倒入锅中，嘴里喃喃的说“这这这油这么干净，不要洗的哦。
”然后锅洞里架起了柴火，就熬起了猪油。

其实熬油熬到后了是很香的，那盛在盆里的油渣子更香，又在山顶，那香气向四周飘散。
在山的半腰处一个高大的黑乎乎的怪物正向这边摸来，碗粗的树枝挡在前面，那怪物用手只轻轻的一挥就断了。

张敬光一会儿跑到灶台下锅洞里加柴，一会儿又跑到灶台上在锅里把渣子捞起来放入灶台上的盆里，忙得不也乐乎。
突然他大叫一声，跳将起来，大叫首：“喂！哪个啊？”，他看到了一只手，一只很大的丑陋的烂手伸向灶台边，因为他看着那手上一块一块的地方还流着浓。
现在他才看清这只手是从灶台边靠墙边的窗子外伸进来的。
他眼睛睁得老大的，盯着那只手叫道：“想吃我油渣子啊！”，他惊恐的盯着那只手正向灶台上那个放油渣子盆边伸去，可是那只手怎么也够不着那个盆。
张敬光看呆了，那只手左右晃动着。
张敬光酒本来喝的有点多，胆子又大，是个马马虎虎的人，他迟疑了一会儿，就鬼使神差的走到灶台边，颤抖着用一个大汤匙在盆里舀了些油渣子倒入那手掌心中，然后跳得远远的看着。
那手缩了回去，就听到外面吃油渣子咕吱咕吱的声音。
一会儿那手又从窗外伸了进来。

张敬光头上开始冒冷汗了，他又舀了一大勺油渣子倒入那手中。
他歪着头向窗外瞄了一眼，窗外黑古咙咚，什么也看不见。
一会儿，那手又伸了进来，张敬光慌了，头脑一发热，就猛的端起盆，把盆里的油渣子全掀到窗外。
张敬光心想：现在不会再要了吧，我把油渣子全倒给你了，你应该走了吧。
可是窗外一阵骚动后，片刻手又伸了进来。
此时张敬光神精质的在锅中舀了一勺滚烫的油一下子倒入那手中，只听咝啦一声，那手冒起了烟。
那手突然不见了，窗外一声凄冽唛叫，震得房子都动。

外面哇哇的撕心裂肺的大叫声不绝于耳------

突然窗的那方墙在闪动，墙头哗哗的向下掉泥土。
一会儿，轰然一声响，那方墙倒了大一截。
灰尘中看见外面黑黝黝的一个大物，张敬光情不自禁的退到大门边。
那大物跳将进来，张敬光看到一张变了形的脸，只有一只突出的大眼眼，另一只眼黑洞洞的，那只突出来的大眼闪着红光，嘴向一边裂开着，露出尖尖的牙。
张敬光发疯似的打开了门，逃将出来，从山头“唛唛”的大叫着一真逃到山脚，到了山脚下才知道呼“救命”两个字。

青隐山下有个依山沟建造的一个建筑，就象个关隘一般。
四周是两人高的院墙，里面有幢房子，那就是青隐山林场。
上山和下山只此一条路。
张敬光拼命的敲门，大呼救命，才惊醒里面的人。

第二天，张敬光带了许多男男女女的人，来到山顶上的那个房子里查看。
只见屋里狼藉一片，台子碎了，歪在一边；长登碎了几截，床上的被子被撕得一片一片的，水缸也碎了，水流了一地，锅里一条小木登的腿翘在外面，锅也碎了。

后了，有人在夜里经常听到山上有女人哭泣声，很是凄惨-------

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Send a person to live over by day, with respect to the clique two people live over in the evening, every day the tree of the nurse hill north of nocturnal night.
After how many years, contracted the thing of nurse mountain forest more than 50 little year old of drunkard smooth egg that is called Zhang Jingguang.
One day street of Zhang Jingguang white sky buys a few jins lardy still bought a fish to still make a few jins of wine, returning Qing Yinshan already was fast when the top afternoon at 5 o'clock.
Go up in the road his make water is urgent, but he thinks of the summit again make water, because he opened a land before the house of the summit, planted some of dish, want to irrigate oneself make water on dish.
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Took knife of a Jiang Yong to be knocked next, to lose inside boiler, lid of the boiler on the lid was burned rise.
A little while li of his outside hold tight a garlic, lift boil lid, handle garlic hold tight in putting bowl a few paragraphs, used a made of baked clay basin to fill the fish in boiler next, end is worn on table drink a wine to come on burner.
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He did two cups of wine again, the hand that feels to carry goblet is enlivening do not listen to handle, he just puts down goblet.
He is top-heavy of dodder along come to the side of water jar, dip water of one gourd ladle bubbles bubble drank a few, the have an easy time in the heart is much.
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